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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Congrats we won a game we were supposed to against a team that has only practiced 3 times in the past two weeks. If Matt Rhule was still their coach, we lose imo. 
 

 

FIRE TOM HERMAN

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13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

there are at least 5 coaches better than Herman in the big 12.  and yes KSU is going to hand us our ass.  we are soft as charmin again...

Only 5 ??

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Only 5 ??

well i did say "at least 5"

I don't like our chances with OSU, KSU, or IS. There will be quite a price for firing him, but it's exceeded by the price of not firing him.

KSU, ISU, and OSU are all gonna beat the shit out of our soft, slow, dumb team.

2 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

I don't like our chances with OSU, KSU, or IS. There will be quite a price for firing him, but it's exceeded by the price of not firing him.

I would not be shocked if Tom Herman wins all of those games out of spite.

 

On 10/19/2020 at 5:53 PM, satyanash said:

Franklin would be a horrible hire. He's expensive, his offense doesn't fit the Big 12 at all, his Gameday management skills make Andy Reid look like a savant

BUMP. Penn State outgained Indiana 450-150 in total yardage tonight, and lost because of awful game management by Franklin - including the Penn State RB running into the endzone for a TD instead of taking a knee to win the game! PSU also had 100 yards' worth of penalties and three turnovers!

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2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I would not be shocked if Tom Herman wins all of those games out of spite.

 

I would be shocked if that were within his capabilities.

42 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

there are at least 5 coaches better than Herman in the big 12.  and yes KSU is going to hand us our ass.  we are soft as charmin again...

You can say that again.😉

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

BUMP. Penn State outgained Indiana 450-150 in total yardage tonight, and lost because of awful game management by Franklin - including the Penn State RB running into the endzone for a TD instead of taking a knee to win the game! PSU also had 100 yards' worth of penalties and three turnovers!

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Didn't the commentators say Franklin wanted the RB to take a knee? Seems kinda odd to pin that on Franklin when it looked like the RB didn't actually intend on crossing the goal line, he just wasn't paying attention and did it anyways

Edited by ChampionshipLevelPiss

I still have CDC’s voicemail on my phone from when we all bombed his email after ISU last year. I’m willing to do the same shit again. Is this the time?? Lol. 

If he were capable of winning out, then we wouldn't all be clamoring for his dismissal. Baylor is terrible. TCU is terrible. Tech is terrible. OU is terrible. He went 2-2 against those scrubs and it should have been 1-3. To paraphrase our future savior, you ain't sprinkling some fairy dust on this and fixing it. Losing to Baylor today would have moved up the timeline but let's get one thing straight: It's a matter of when and not if we are free of this coach. Again, the sooner it happens the better, but it's going to happen. 

Herman winning out is prob the only thing to give any leverage negotiating with Urban.

Something like  “Hey Urbs, we got a pretty good little team here and the coach just won 6 games in a row, so it would be nice if you’d take the job. If not that’s cool too.”

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

I'll have a glass of what he's having.

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

Hell yeah here’s the shitty takes I come to this board for!

Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.
He beat Baylor by 11. Baylor. By 11. And you think he'll beat OSU?
14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

Nope.  We lose next week at Okie State.  Checks are in the mail to the Big12 refs from the estate of Boone Pickens. 

The only way we even remotely come close to beating Okie lite is if the mullet goes full regard like last season. That was quite remarkable. I'm hoping he doesn't. 

I don't like our chances with OSU, KSU, or IS. There will be quite a price for firing him, but it's exceeded by the price of not firing him.
How much are you giving towards the buyout?
1 minute ago, markstanco said:
56 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:
I don't like our chances with OSU, KSU, or IS. There will be quite a price for firing him, but it's exceeded by the price of not firing him.

How much are you giving towards the buyout?

At least tree fiddy.

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, 927 E. 41st said:
I don't like our chances with OSU, KSU, or IS. There will be quite a price for firing him, but it's exceeded by the price of not firing him.

How much are you giving towards the buyout?

A good bit actually, how about you?

Yea, message board users usually crank out the 6 figures plus to buy out coaches.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Yea, message board users usually crank out the 6 figures plus to buy out coaches.

Must be a rule I was unaware of. I thought the inter webs were open to all.

9 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Yea, message board users usually crank out the 6 figures plus to buy out coaches.

We've collected half a cigar box of Best Buyout coupons.

50 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

He beat Baylor by 11. Baylor. By 11. And you think he'll beat OSU?

At least we didn't lose.

Edited by TrashMaster G

Maybe this is Surly anathema but I wouldn't terribly mind pursuing Luke Fickell in the event we don't land Urban...

 

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Maybe this is Surly anathema but I wouldn't terribly mind pursuing Luke Fickell in the event we don't land Urban...

 

Hopefully this kills the Sonny Dykes talk.

Riley, Gundy, Patterson, and the KSU guy would take turns beating up on Fickell

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Maybe this is Surly anathema but I wouldn't terribly mind pursuing Luke Fickell in the event we don't land Urban...

 

Just signed an extension through 2026, also his son just enrolled at Cincinnati. Not insurmountable but definitely some roadblocks there.

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11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Maybe this is Surly anathema but I wouldn't terribly mind pursuing Luke Fickell in the event we don't land Urban...

 

No. No more G5. No more up and comers. Texas needs to drop its gargantuan nuts on the big noon kick off set desk and get UM here NOW to get this shit running right.  What we have seen this season, and what we saw today, was an embarrassment. Forget the rest of this season. Make a real play for the next 5-10 years of Texas Goddamn Football and bring in UM. 

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

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Would you mind putting together a collage of clips, sledge hammer, baseball bat bus, grill, double birds, and backpack?  Thanks in advance.  

1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

He beat Baylor by 11. Baylor. By 11. And you think he'll beat OSU?

I mean- we should be better than OSU. We are more talented. I really like Our OC. But Herman is a boat anchor that will make us lose. 

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean- we should be better than OSU. We are more talented. I really like Our OC. But Herman is a boat anchor that will make us lose. 

OSU is going to be playing on eggshells - all they have to do is win out, and they are in the playoffs. OU and Texas have fucked up and left the barn door wide open for them.  Granted, OU could have 0 wins, and would still make life hell for them.

But a team coached by a Mensa genius should take advantage of a team like OSU that's probably going to be playing pretty cautious.

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Hopefully this kills the Sonny Dykes talk.

I don't want either of them. Cincy wasn't much better despite what the score would tell you. 

They are both good coaches and coach good teams but that doesn't mean they would kill it at Texas.

I mean- we should be better than OSU. We are more talented. I really like Our OC. But Herman is a boat anchor that will make us lose. 
Should we like our OC? Is Tommie meddling?

The first play today. Greg Davis reincarnated. But we did show a different look. That is Greg Davis genius. Run a different look but still poorly timed and for something we don't do well. The reverse/end around on 3rd and 2 late.

The late play call to Brewer to end the game. Very nice but maybe better is a more crucial situation.

Wiley is a bit Jeremy Shockeyish/Soldieresque. He's our most elite pass catching weapon. But not used enough.

Anybody else notice Bijan in the pass game late versus OU? Anybody notice him in the pass game since?

Personnel choices. WRs were moved in and out all game. Not real sure how you develop consistency that way. And as a QB, you absolutely believe in some guys more than others. That same QB shouldn't have look to see who is in every other play.

Brewer has a place/use in this offense. I'm not sure defenses are matching person groupings. We sure as heck don't when our defense is on the field. I don't think Baylor did much. Wiley is our TE in the pass game since D Thomas. And he's probably better down the field. Wiley stays on the field and you do some game planning around. Brewer has less duty but still used as a pass catcher on play action. But never ever split out in 4/5 wide. EVar.


So who is inbred? Herman or Yurcich or both.

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6 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Should we like our OC? Is Tommie meddling?

The first play today. Greg Davis reincarnated. But we did show a different look. That is Greg Davis genius. Run a different look but still poorly timed and for something we don't do well. The reverse/end around on 3rd and 2 late.

The late play call to Brewer to end the game. Very nice but maybe better is a more crucial situation.

Wiley is a bit Jeremy Shockeyish/Soldieresque. He's our most elite pass catching weapon. But not used enough.

Anybody else notice Bijan in the pass game late versus OU? Anybody notice him in the pass game since?

Personnel choices. WRs were moved in and out all game. Not real sure how you develop consistency that way. And as a QB, you absolutely believe in some guys more than others. That same QB shouldn't have look to see who is in every other play.

Brewer has a place/use in this offense. I'm not sure defenses are matching person groupings. We sure as heck don't when our defense is on the field. I don't think Baylor did much. Wiley is our TE in the pass game since D Thomas. And he's probably better down the field. Wiley stays on the field and you do some game planning around. Brewer has less duty but still used as a pass catcher on play action. But never ever split out in 4/5 wide. EVar.


So who is inbred? Herman or Yurcich or both.

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Based upon prior stops o think Herman is meddling/putting hand cuffs on him. I could be wrong. 

6 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Should we like our OC? Is Tommie meddling?

The first play today. Greg Davis reincarnated. But we did show a different look. That is Greg Davis genius. Run a different look but still poorly timed and for something we don't do well. The reverse/end around on 3rd and 2 late.

The late play call to Brewer to end the game. Very nice but maybe better is a more crucial situation.

Wiley is a bit Jeremy Shockeyish/Soldieresque. He's our most elite pass catching weapon. But not used enough.

Anybody else notice Bijan in the pass game late versus OU? Anybody notice him in the pass game since?

Personnel choices. WRs were moved in and out all game. Not real sure how you develop consistency that way. And as a QB, you absolutely believe in some guys more than others. That same QB shouldn't have look to see who is in every other play.

Brewer has a place/use in this offense. I'm not sure defenses are matching person groupings. We sure as heck don't when our defense is on the field. I don't think Baylor did much. Wiley is our TE in the pass game since D Thomas. And he's probably better down the field. Wiley stays on the field and you do some game planning around. Brewer has less duty but still used as a pass catcher on play action. But never ever split out in 4/5 wide. EVar.


So who is inbred? Herman or Yurcich or both.

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Based upon prior stops o think Herman is meddling/putting hand cuffs on him. I could be wrong. 

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Based upon prior stops o think Herman is meddling/putting hand cuffs on him. I could be wrong. 

Or he’s always had a more competent coach meddling.

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Based upon prior stops o think Herman is meddling/putting hand cuffs on him. I could be wrong. 

Or he’s always had a more competent coach meddling.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

Easy there Tom. Enjoy every win like it's your last at Texas. Cause it might just be. 

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1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

No. No more G5. No more up and comers. Texas needs to drop its gargantuan nuts on the big noon kick off set desk and get UM here NOW to get this shit running right.  What we have seen this season, and what we saw today, was an embarrassment. Forget the rest of this season. Make a real play for the next 5-10 years of Texas Goddamn Football and bring in UM. 

This guy gets it. 

Maybe this is Surly anathema but I wouldn't terribly mind pursuing Luke Fickell in the event we don't land Urban...


Fickell? Dear Lord, no.
10 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

1 completion for -1 yard through 1 quarter.

this is Herman coaching for his job.

He’s not coaching for his job, he is done here.  
Time to keep the eyes on the prize.

2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:
Screw each and every one of you fucking pussies. We're winning out and Herman will be back next year.

He beat Baylor by 11. Baylor. By 11. And you think he'll beat OSU?

If Brewer wants to get into the end zone, we win by 18, but do give the ball back. 

Still.... Fuck Herman. 

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