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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Hell. Make the move tonight.

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2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Uh-huh.  And just where would he get credible information like that?

Idk, probably a petty lie by Herman on is way out for all I know. Mack is his idle after all.

6 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

10 years of history? WTF has UT done on the field? With talent? Putting players in the League? The Brockemeyers don’t look so stupid now do they?

Right - under Charlie Strong and Tom Herman. How would that be relevant if Meyer is coaching?

Hey hey, ho ho, Tom Herman’s got to go!

Edited by Etexhorn13

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Right - under Charlie Strong and Tom Herman. How would that be relevant if Meyer is coaching?

Because Meyer isn’t currently coaching. Our 2021 class is complete dog shit because we have a lame duck head coach. 

4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Right - under Charlie Strong and Tom Herman. How would that be relevant if Meyer is coaching?

Cause Urban Fucking Meyer is not the coach?

Think we have very little time to turn the tide, what if Herman pulls a win out of his ass Saturday and this shit drags on?

But who knows, maybe Herman turns it around and rolls off 30 straight wins and becomes the next DKR,

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Anything can happen

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Uh-huh.  And just where would he get credible information like that?

Probably Day and OSU telling him Hermans done  and  OSU knows Urban isn’t taking the job, would be a very believable considering that the OSU Meyer connection even if it isn’t true.

Edited by Not a Sock

I realize Urban isn't the coach yet...the kid isn't signing anywhere for a year. 

I'm not saying we're getting Urban; I'm saying if we do, it seems like recruiting would pick up. 

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Just now, Hank Chinaski said:

I realize he isn't the coach...the kid isn't signing anywhere for a year. 

I'm not saying we're getting Urban; I'm saying if we do, it seems like recruiting would pick up. 

Shut the fuck up

12 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So besides smu/tcu/unt, what schools do the dfw media like now??

@NoRagrets nailed it. ou.

Given their success on the field and then the school’s propensity in giving away merit scholarships to damn near every accomplished HS Sr in DFW, it’s resulted in making ou (along with Arkansas & Alabama) very popular destinations for North TX kids and their parent $$$$. So it’s only natural that DFW media would fall in love with the sooners.  They see ou as a DFW area school just like they do SMU/TCU/UNT.

I live close to DFW (the airport)- I can drive through, Colleyville, G’vine, S’Lake, Keller, etc and see twice as many ou banners outside houses than I do UT.

I’m 100% clear it’s due to the higher admission standards (which I support); it just sucks seeing all the gooner bs down here in The Great State. But I digress.

 

🖕🏻Herman.  Fire him NOW. (Ok back on topic😬)

This thread is going to pass the 21 recruiting thread. FIRE THIS FUCK NOW, TONIGHT

He’s 100% CB to OSU, it’s not a ploy to speed up firing the guys goos recruit.

on the up side, Under Meyer JQJ will beat Ewers in the MNC game in a few years.

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This stupid fuck has killed this program.  Quinn Ewers was the one thing we could sell to a loaded 2022 class.  Herman has completely fucked us with the recruits in the 2021 and 2022 classes.  Everyday he coaches at Texas, we become worse.  He has to go right now.  This fucking program is a joke.  You can’t even get kids who dreamed of playing here to come here. Fuck, I feel like throwing up when I watch us and I’m a die hard fan.  Fuck you CDC and Herman for bringing us to this point.  Herman is a fraud and CDC, you’re a fuckkng fraud for giving this idiot an extension after a 5 loss season, keeping him after last years abortion of a season, and keeping him as head coach right now.  You can fuck right off as well for letting this idiot take a massive shit on the University of Texas.

30 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So besides smu/tcu/unt, what schools do the dfw media like now??

I read that as smut cuunt

7 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

@NoRagrets nailed it. ou.

Given their success on the field and then the school’s propensity in giving away merit scholarships to damn near every accomplished HS Sr in DFW, it’s resulted in making ou (along with Arkansas & Alabama) very popular destinations for North TX kids and their parent $$$$. So it’s only natural that DFW media would fall in love with the sooners.  They see ou as a DFW area school just like they do SMU/TCU/UNT.

I live close to DFW (the airport)- I can drive through, Colleyville, G’vine, S’Lake, Keller, etc and see twice as many ou banners outside houses than I do UT.

I’m 100% clear it’s due to the higher admission standards (which I support); it just sucks seeing all the gooner bs down here in The Great State. But I digress.

 

🖕🏻Herman.  Fire him NOW. (Ok back on topic😬)

Dfw area has always been ou south.  Smu students root for ou

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

This stupid fuck has killed this program.  Quinn Ewers was the one thing we could sell to a loaded 2022 class.  Herman has completely fucked us with the recruits in the 2021 and 2022 classes.  Everyday he coaches at Texas, we become worse.  He has to go right now.  This fucking program is a joke.  You can’t even get kids who dreamed of playing here to come here. Fuck, I feel like throwing up when I watch us and I’m a die hard fan.  Fuck you CDC and Herman for bringing us to this point.  Herman is a fraud and CDC, you’re a fuckkng fraud for giving this idiot an extension after a 5 loss season, keeping him after last years abortion of a season, and keeping him as head coach right now.  You can fuck right off as well for letting this idiot take a massive shit on the University of Texas.

Dude, you need to get laid.




I'm not saying we're getting Urban; I'm saying if we do, it seems like recruiting would pick up. 


No kidding.
9 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I realize Urban isn't the coach yet...the kid isn't signing anywhere for a year. 

I'm not saying we're getting Urban; I'm saying if we do, it seems like recruiting would pick up. 

5* QBs typically aren’t waiting around for programs to get their heads out of their asses and hire a real HC before they commit. They want to commit early and start recruiting other blue chip players to their school of choice.

I can't say "next year..." because Jalen Milroe decommitted when Ewers committed. Now I can't even say "Next year" next fucking year. Get that motherfucker out of here. 

36 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Ok, I get that but in 4 minutes?  He had to have had a heads up.  I wonder if this whole thing is being orchestrated to move Tom along a little faster.

Is Herman a mole for OSU?   If not he should be.  

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

I can't say "next year..." because Jalen Milroe decommitted when Ewers committed. Now I can't even say "Next year" next fucking year. Get that motherfucker out of here. 

Absolutely - the Ewers flirtation is turning out to be a net negative since it cost us Milton as well

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Absolutely - the Ewers flirtation is turning out to be a net negative since it cost us Milton as well

Charles Wright takes offense to that. 

5 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Dfw area has always been ou south.  Smu students root for ou

Yup. So 🖕🏻smu, too.

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Absolutely - the Ewers flirtation is turning out to be a net negative since it cost us Milton as well

All he wanted was his goddamn stapler.

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

All he wanted was his goddamn stapler.

Lol autocorrect 

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Absolutely - the Ewers flirtation is turning out to be a net negative since it cost us Milton as well

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From no. 5 to start the season to this. What the fuck else do you need to know CDC?

Well, now we can’t even sell the #1 recruit, who is a stud QB, to potential future coaches.  Not seeing why Urban will sign up to coach this mess of a program.  He already has proven himself and is considered one of the best college football coaches with his 3 national championships.  Why the fuck would he risk tarnishing that coming to a program and administration that accepts losing and let’s things get this bad.

7 minutes ago, Eggo said:

All he wanted was his goddamn stapler.

And a piece of cake...

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And to be able to listen to the radio...

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Edited by LTtxfan

For fucks sake, this changes nothing for Urban. He has crushed recruiting everywhere he’s gone. Why would he feel otherwise at Texas?

When I look back over the past ten years I feel like all I have done is check this board to see if we have fired our coach yet.

 

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Well, now we can’t even sell the #1 recruit, who is a stud QB, to potential future coaches.  Not seeing why Urban will sign up to coach this mess of a program.  He already has proven himself and is considered one of the best college football coaches with his 3 national championships.  Why the fuck would he risk tarnishing that coming to a program and administration that accepts losing and let’s things get this bad.

Are yah related to @satyanash ??

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

For fucks sake, this changes nothing for Urban. He has crushed recruiting everywhere he’s gone. Why would he feel otherwise at Texas?

Yep Urban was crushing the Texas 5 Star from Ohio, imagine he'd be at least the same at Texas.

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Yep Urban was crushing the Texas 5 Star from Ohio, imagine he'd be at least the same at Texas.

Agreed but what makes anyone feel confident that Meyer actually becomes our next coach.


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1 minute ago, kwood4408 said:


Agreed but what makes anyone feel confident that Meyer actually becomes our next coach.


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Because I still believe in hope.

2 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Agreed but what makes anyone feel confident that Meyer actually becomes our next coach.


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Truth

I need some glizzy ninjas stat.

Taking losses on Wednesday now.  Thursday practice is probably going to be amazing.  

 

 

Fire this Fuckface NOW! 

4 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Agreed but what makes anyone feel confident that Meyer actually becomes our next coach.


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I could tell ya, but you know...$9.95...

Not getting fired is really, really, really hard.  

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Taking losses on Wednesday now.  Thursday practice is probably going to be amazing.  

 

 

Fire this Fuckface NOW! 

Ohh wait for Family Friday 

5 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Agreed but what makes anyone feel confident that Meyer actually becomes our next coach.


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It pleases me that Herman will never get a chance to sit in his fancy new office. Instead a guy he hates gets to enjoy the new facilty

13 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Well, now we can’t even sell the #1 recruit, who is a stud QB, to potential future coaches.  Not seeing why Urban will sign up to coach this mess of a program.  He already has proven himself and is considered one of the best college football coaches with his 3 national championships.  Why the fuck would he risk tarnishing that coming to a program and administration that accepts losing and let’s things get this bad.

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