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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Man, if only Dicker would have nailed an easy FG and Keontay didnt fumble......
 
Ifs and buts and such
Then we'd probably be stuck with Tom?

The only if that matters here is if Tom had been a better coach so games like those would never have been in doubt.
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9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

what the hell happened between Herman and recruits this week? 

He was himself.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, if only Dicker would have nailed an easy FG and Keontay didnt fumble......

 

Ifs and buts and such

I have this fantasy where Ingram catches the easy TD against LSU and we beat them, then we run the table from that momentum.

But then, I remember Orlando

 

10 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

what the hell happened between Herman and recruits this week?

They watched our games?

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Man, if only Tom Herman wasn’t a shit coach......

 

Ifs and buts and such

Agreed

58 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

The program is done barring a hire of Urban, Saban and Dabo.  It is going to take years to recover.  Can't wait to see the faces of management when that sweet revenue dries up.

I for one will cheer wildly and fully participate at the tractor pulls and medieval fests that will be what DKR is used for.

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14 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:
54 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
Oh for fucks sake - get it together.  It is as it always has been, if they win the recruits will be there.

Have you seen the 21 and 22 classes currently? The next coach will need players to win, so that more players want to come here. We're currently losing them. This is our concern, dude.

I'll understand if you blocked out what Texas recruiting looked like in Charlie's last few months - those were dark days.  Charlie didn't even bother usually to recruit until October - so by the time it was apparent that there would be no year 4 for Charlie the class was a disaster.  Herman got here in December and put together a transition class (2017) that finished ranked 25th.

And then the next year had the #3 class in the country.

Recruiting can and will turn around quickly if Texas can get in a big name and legitimate recruiter.  And with the transfer portal rosters can turn over quicker than ever.

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

 

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That’s how fans are supposed to look at the end of a close game, not the gotdamn head coach. Fire his ass already

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I'll understand if you blocked out what Texas recruiting looked like in Charlie's last few months - those were dark days.  Charlie didn't even bother usually to recruit until October - so by the time it was apparent that there would be no year 4 for Charlie the class was a disaster.  Herman got here in December and put together a transition class (2017) that finished ranked 25th.

And then the next year had the #3 class in the country.

Recruiting can and will turn around quickly if Texas can get in a big name and legitimate recruiter.  And with the transfer portal rosters can turn over quicker than ever.

they want blood, not sunshine sir

4 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

 

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All hat, no cattle.

The only things missing in this is him taking a 5 second drink of water and mumbling “COVID” under his breath. 

5 minutes ago, Effyourcouch said:

Texas is a Baseball school anyway 

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It sucks knowing Zach Smith was right. 

42 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

the timing is... something

Everyone committing to OSU?

Thank god for the Trevor news. Now all the focus is off our bullshit for at least a little while.

Thanks Trevor!


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Would make a nice night for other news to fly under the radar. Like a firing, for instance.

Herman just going to stay drunk now?

Just now, tjhooker said:

He's probably drunk ass fuck reading this thread hysterically laughing and crying while jerking off. 

Aren't we all?

No idea if this is the biggest recruiting meltdown in history, but it is surely the biggest meltdown immediately following a FUCKING WIN.
The level of “we don’t believe in that coach” that these recruits are showing is almost beyond belief.

These latest developments have Chris Plonsky and Steve Patterson scissoring each other. 

10 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

How long must we wait for this firing to take place?

You ready to root for us to lose games?

7 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

No idea if this is the biggest recruiting meltdown in history, but it is surely the biggest meltdown immediately following a FUCKING WIN.
The level of “we don’t believe in that coach” that these recruits are showing is almost beyond belief.

Recruits are also following Ewers.

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

Just now, thepop said:

You ready to root for us to lose games?

He's gone regardless.

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

What good does it do to keep him around?

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

Saving a recruiting class for one.

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He's gone regardless.

I know, but he asked how long must we wait. Losing expedites.

6 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

How long must we wait for this firing to take place?

The money is there. Apparently, we are “waiting.” The only source I have (money wise) is telling me we haven’t offered. That’s all I know. Ponying up 18m (on his own and outing him on that) is one thing. Being stupid is apparently UT.

4 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

Recruiting wise I have to imagine it makes all recruits pause until the next hire is announced. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The money is there. Apparently, we are “waiting.” The only source I have (money wise) is telling me we haven’t offered. That’s all I know. Ponying up 18m (on his own and outing him on that) is one thing. Being stupid is apparently UT.

Lol what

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Recruiting wise I have to imagine it makes all recruits pause until the next hire is announced. 

Herman is gonna be gone or retained by the time it’s time to sign anyways. Herman being fired now won’t effect 2021 and certainly won’t effect 2022

10 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

It would go a long way to showing the country that we aren’t fucking around and lost in the wilderness anymore.  Are you that fucking dense?

1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

It would go a long way to showing the country that we aren’t fucking around and lost in the wilderness anymore.  Are you that fucking dense?

I mean this is assuming we have Urban lined up. 

23 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

He's probably drunk ass fuck reading this thread hysterically laughing and crying while jerking off. 

I’m guessing there’s cock rings all over his apartment.  He’s probably just trying to choose which one for his celebratory spank off just as soon as Herman’s firing is announced.  

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

@Nicole44 has always struck me as rabbit boiling levels of crazy.

“I’m not crazy!  You’re the one that’s crazy!  All i wanted was a Pepsi.” 

Herman is gonna be gone or retained by the time it’s time to sign anyways. Herman being fired now won’t effect 2021 and certainly won’t effect 2022

Yah but we got people on here talking about cock rings right now. We need blood. Something.

#hornfromdallas this is your time to shine. Nobody gives a fuck if you out your fuckboi ass to anyone. Time to gliz all over the faces of the doubters. Do it for us souf Dallas unPleasant Grove mofos. Gotdam Apaches forever!

Whittington is probably hitting the portal so he's lost his source.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Whittington is probably hitting the portal so he's lost his source.

When he can stay healthy for more than a week, I’ll shed a tear.

3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

“I’m not crazy!  You’re the one that’s crazy!  All i wanted was a Pepsi.” 

Thanks. 

18 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

Let Tom coach the rest of the year while Urban becomes the first $9 million a year recruiter.  In January Urbs slips right into the head coach position with a $2 million raise.

1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

When he can stay healthy for more than a week, I’ll shed a tear.

Did I say portal? I meant skilled nursing facility

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