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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Which of our assistants would make a decent interim coach?  

Coach Sam, put me in we'll block it.

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Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

Fuck me with a red hot tire iron that means Tom Herman is the coach in 2021.

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

 

 

Well, shit. It was nice having a glimmer of hope for Meyer. I fully expect Herman to get another extension now. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

So we’re fucked then

1 hour ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I’m curious what good firing Herman now does except appease bloodthirsty emotional impatient fans?

I am curious what good keeping around somebody you 100% intend to fire in a position of immense power to fuck you over is.

I was told this over and over again with Mack Brown who used the opportunity to drive away recruits and interfere with coaching hires. If somebody needs to be fired, fire them. Being a head coach at a big time college football program is not just about coaching a team during the season. It is also about recruiting and managing the future of the program. Having somebody in there with zero stake in the future for months at a time is a disaster.

I don't know if that makes me impatient or emotional but I posted this right after the OU game and since we have had our recruiting collapse and the entire future of the program look to be in great danger. So tell me what has been gained by waiting around?

But this presumes that Herman will be fired this year. If for some reason we intend to remain committed to Tom Herman and keep him around then we are also fucking up by not falling over ourselves to support him and do damage control. We are doing neither. Just letting it all fall apart and I guess will continue to do so so we are as set up for failure as much as possible for the next couple years.

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

Until HFD or CTJ says so i don't believe it

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

Haha right on cue. Kiss it goodbye, not that it’s believable from that group anyway

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

Fat Ketch with the scoop!!... Of double chocolate ice cream. 

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

They were the last site holding water for Tom. If they’re saying it, it’s over. Our nightmare has finally ended. 

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

If so what are we waiting for? Why is he coaching the game on Saturday? I don't get it. Is he really going to be giving it his all if he knows he is done?

It's easy to tell who the dipshits are who have never worked in any significant organization.  Once you make a firm decision to take out a person in power, or fuck usually most anybody you walk them the fuck out...with security.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

If so what are we waiting for? Why is he coaching the game on Saturday? I don't get it. Is he really going to be giving it his all if he knows he is done?

Sunday. 

Is it Anwar? He was nails this past offseason with the new hires and all

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

If so what are we waiting for? Why is he coaching the game on Saturday? I don't get it. Is he really going to be giving it his all if he knows he is done?

Meyer wants it to get worse . Minor setback for a major comeback

4 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

I figured that jiggly fuck was in a diabetic coma...that said Anwar has basically been Herman’s mouthpiece at Texas so maybe there’s something 


You’ll know we got our shit together if this is done right and kept quiet. 



Haha right on cue. Kiss it goodbye, not that it’s believable from that group anyway


That seems...not great.
Just now, Nueces River Rat said:


Has FCB chimed in?

Had an article today but I got rid of my 247 sub because of that asshole

Fuck me with a red hot tire iron that means Tom Herman is the coach in 2021.
That normally costs $15 extra.
10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dude...   Rapelor and Pedo State

Cute y'all think anything tops SMU post death penalty 

Taken from someone on IT...I’m sure he wouldn’t put his charity golf tournament profit on it

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Cute y'all think anything tops SMU post death penalty 

Didn't want to cause RAGE for yah so I left them out...

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Just now, RGBIII said:

Taken from someone on IT

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

But is Fat Ketch's paycheck more than your average nurse?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Taken from someone on IT...I’m sure he wouldn’t put his charity golf tournament profit on it

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

Ahhh fuck

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Didn't want to cause RAGE for yah so I left them out...

It's okay I wasn't born yet. 

12 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dude...   Rapelor and Pedo State

Penn State hired James Franklin, then recovered and won the Big Ten in just five years.

Baylor hired Matt Rhule, then recovered and had an 11-win season in three years.

We, on the other hand, have been stuck in our self-inflicted morass for a full decade now because Bellmont couldn't hire their way out of a paper bag the last ten years.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

But is Fat Ketch's paycheck more than your average nurse?

let's not get ahead of ourselves.. a nurse would NEVER do a charity golf even to pay their own back taxes..

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Penn State hired James Franklin, then recovered and won the Big Ten in just five years.

Baylor hired Matt Rhule, then recovered and had an 11-win season in three years.

We, on the other hand, have been stuck in our self-inflicted morass for a full decade now because Bellmont couldn't hire their way out of a paper bag the last ten years.

Didn’t penn state hire bill O’Brien as well before James franklin

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Taken from someone on IT...I’m sure he wouldn’t put his charity golf tournament profit on it

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

So, like, 4 pounds of nachos?

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Penn State hired James Franklin, then recovered and won the Big Ten in just five years.

Baylor hired Matt Rhule, then recovered and had an 11-win season in three years.

We, on the other hand, have been stuck in our self-inflicted morass for a full decade now because Bellmont couldn't hire their way out of a paper bag the last ten years.

Penn state hired Bill O’Brien...let’s leave him out of this convo please

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Taken from someone on IT...I’m sure he wouldn’t put his charity golf tournament profit on it

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

its happening the office GIF

He’s just spouting speculation from reading his own and other boards, but how many good things has that guy torpedoed for us because he couldn’t keep is fat mouth shut?

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Just now, Kremlin Watcher said:

10 years? Bellmont has fucked up every coaching search since Coach Royal was forced out. 

Yes but they didn't fuck up jet pack guy

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Didn’t penn state hire bill O’Brien as well before James franklin

Yeah, and Penn State got buried with NCAA sanctions as soon as he arrived. He still dragged the team to an 8-4 season and went to the NFL the next year.

What sanctions have we had to struggle with? Our issues are entirely self-inflicted.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

He’s just spouting speculation from reading message his own and other boards, but how many good things has that guy torpedoed for us because he couldn’t keep is fat mouth shut?

everyone is already speculating this, highly doubt he could torpedo this

1 minute ago, Kremlin Watcher said:

10 years? Bellmont has fucked up every coaching search since Coach Royal was forced out. 

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Just now, satyanash said:

Yeah, and Penn State got buried with NCAA sanctions as soon as he arrived. He still dragged the team to an 8-4 season and went to the NFL the next year.

What sanctions have we had to struggle with? Our issues are entirely self-inflicted.

Self sanction with Patterson/Perrin Strong/Herman. 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Taken from someone on IT

Fat Ketch just said in his chat that he would bet his paycheck on Urban Meyer being the next coach at Texas. Said Intel came together today. Don’t shoot the messenger.

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We can't' (legally) give recruits money, but we CAN give a coach that would lure that recruit to play for the school money. If Ewers won't play for Herman, but will play for Urban....it's worth it to get him alone.

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Herman got here in December and put together a transition class (2017) that finished ranked 25th.

And then the next year had the #3 class in the country.

Recruiting can and will turn around quickly if Texas can get in a big name and legitimate recruiter.  And with the transfer portal rosters can turn over quicker than ever.

Big name is the key. Just shows how important it is to get the hire right. Some hot commodity G5 up-and-comer can still come in just like Herman did and be an ace recruiter but who gives a fuck about the recruiting class rank if you can't develop them into anything worth a shit.

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So I don't know who this guy is but he called the Ewers decommitment 2.5 hours before Quinn tweeted

And...

 

32 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's easy to tell who the dipshits are who have never worked in any significant organization.  Once you make a firm decision to take out a person in power, or fuck usually most anybody you walk them the fuck out...with security.

You talking Bellmont Dipshits or surly dipshits?

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

So I don't know who this guy is but he called the Ewers decommitment 2.5 hours before Quinn tweeted

And...

 

HAHAHAHAHA @golfclaps nightmares are coming to fruition 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So I don't know who this guy is but he called the Ewers decommitment 2.5 hours before Quinn tweeted

And...

 

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