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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

If it is stan drayton I find that interesting. Isn't stan meyers man?

I was hoping it would be OG our ace recruiter

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

HAHAHAHAHA @golfclaps nightmares are coming to fruition 

can i get a refresher of what his nightmare is?

Drayton is very specific. If this comes to fruition, this guy has some really solid sources 

Just now, Billy Pilgrim said:

Drayton is very specific. 

And very connected to UM

I mean PLEASE take that dude with a grain of salt - he only has 800 followers - but I can't ignore the Ewers CB. He might have a decent in.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So I don't know who this guy is but he called the Ewers decommitment 2.5 hours before Quinn tweeted

And...

 

He also posted this yesterday, which is fun.

 

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

He also posted this yesterday, which is fun.

 

This is what most everyone was expecting, though, correct? At least that he would probably flip to tOSU. Which I guess might give him more credibility.

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Hanging on the tweets of RapGameLarry.  That’s what we’ve sunk to. 

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

He also posted this yesterday, which is fun.

 

Can't imagine him commiting to tosu so fast with urban possibly coming to the 40 

3 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

He also posted this yesterday, which is fun.

 

i went from unchub to chub to back to unchub. I can't take all of the chubbening any more

12 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

If it is stan drayton I find that interesting. Isn't stan meyers man?

Probably Stan due to his title...

TITLE   Associate Head Coach/Run Game Coordinator

Hopefully Stan would be able to hold things/team somewhat together for the remainder of the season...

 

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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Hanging on the tweets of RapGameLarry.  That’s what we’ve sunk to. 

Well the Big 10 fans hung on to some Sir Yacht dude on twitter an he turned out to be right

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Probably Stan due to his title...

TITLE   Associate Head Coach/Run Game Coordinator

Well our run game SUCKS. 

So this doesn’t bode well. 

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So I don't know who this guy is but he called the Ewers decommitment 2.5 hours before Quinn tweeted

There's a poster with that same handle on SpursTalk 🤷‍♂️

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Probably Stan due to his title...

TITLE   Associate Head Coach/Run Game Coordinator

And he has been there from the beginning and has most relationships with the entire team I would imagine.    have any of the other coaches been there the entire time?

that said I will believe a mid season firing/reassignment when I see it....

Just now, satyanash said:

There's a poster with that same handle on SpursTalk 🤷‍♂️

SpursTalk is 30 socks of TFloss

Just now, jw4381 said:

Well our run game SUCKS. 

So this doesn’t bode well. 

maybe he actually tells Yurcich to run behind Cosmi for fucks sake?

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

Well our run game SUCKS. 

So this doesn’t bode well. 

Maybe if he spends less time with the RBs, they'll play better... 😂

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Hanging on the tweets of RapGameLarry.  That’s what we’ve sunk to. 

I guess. In the age of Twitter sometimes people just stumblefuck their way into a money source and start tweeting about it to try and get followers. 

I would never have shared that if I didn't scroll down to see him have some interesting timing on the Ewers thing.

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

Well our run game SUCKS. 

So this doesn’t bode well. 

this season will be a success if we hire Urban.  if it takes Stan Drayton being named interim head coach sign me up. 

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Probably Stan due to his title...

TITLE   Associate Head Coach/Run Game Coordinator

Hopefully Stan would be able to hold things/team somewhat together for the remainder of the season...

Would mainly let Yurcich and Ash handle their own responsibilities...only thing Drayton does is make sure Bijan gets as little amount of carries as possible

Well our run game SUCKS. 
So this doesn’t bode well. 

Maybe with Herman gone we actually call plays that have a chance to work.


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4 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

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We already know exactly who it is. Thanks Larry.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

We already know exactly who it is. Thanks Larry.

Herman might fuck this up so bad meyer will have to say no

46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Didn’t penn state hire bill O’Brien as well before James franklin

So we have to hire BOB?

can we fire Herman on the Will Rogers tarmac?  It would be appropriate considering the famous Rogers phrase.  "I never met a man I didn't like....except that fuckhead Herman"

We need urban asap. Damn I'm depressed. Tried porn hub and couldn't even get into it. Won't be happy till meyer is coach 

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Recruiting can and will turn around quickly if Texas can get in a big name and legitimate recruiter.  And with the transfer portal rosters can turn over quicker than ever.

I desperately wanted Jerry Jones to hire Urban Meyer.  What sane fan wouldn't?

And if I were a Horn, at this very moment I'd be down in Mexico ripping out hearts and rolling heads down one of those Mayan pyramids.  But there are other coaches out there besides Meyer who could come into UT and recruit very well and win conference championships and make the playoffs.  (And for the record I hope you hire one of those other guys.  Fuck)

It doesn't even have to be a "big" name.  It just needs a mature coach (polar opposite of Herman) and a guy whose organizational skills are more than up to the challenge (not Charlie, but definitely like Mack Brown).

You look at the qualities of the Mack Browns and The Bob Stoopsies and you hire the guy with those traits.

Texas fans have set themselves up to be initially disappointed with anybody who ain't Urban.  Not that it'll last long. Whoever gets hired, the fanbase will be on board after the first few positive stories in the press, whatever they relate to. "He's changing the culture!  Uniting the fanbase!  No more bitchassedness (for real this time)!  The new S&C coach is the Second Coming!"  --Every fanbase on earth, after every hire.

I'm bored so I'm spending the evening opining on the Texas coaching search.  

Hiring Herman was impulsive and desperate--a function of losing to Kansas, with red flags everywhere.  It's possible that hiring Urban could be impulsive. If his health issues are real, who knows, you could be hiring another coach midway through season 2.  I'd hire him anyway.  He's the best football coach in the country.  But if not him, go back to what worked.  Mack Brown got hired because he blew people away when he interviewed.  And he easily could've had 3 rings instead of 1.  Find the guy that blows everyone away in the interview, or the guy who checks the same boxes as Stoops, or a Dan Mullen, etc.  

Good evening to you all.

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

We need urban asap. Damn I'm depressed. Tried porn hub and couldn't even get into it. Won't be happy till meyer is coach 

try chaturbate the girls will moan your name or say anything you want

ask them to tell you about how meyer is going to make texas a juggernaut while she fingers herself 

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

I wouldn't mind the decommits if they just hop right back on when urban is hired. 

Very possible that will happen. 

4 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

 

how da fook did u know rap game larry bird was riff raff

bruh u are a certified woo 

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

try chaturbate the girls will moan your name or say anything you want

ask them to tell you about how meyer is going to make texas a juggernaut while she fingers herself 

Now ur fucken talking! 

33 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

We can't' (legally) give recruits money, but we CAN give a coach that would lure that recruit to play for the school money. If Ewers won't play for Herman, but will play for Urban....it's worth it to get him alone.

Jfc, you don't make HC changes over one recruit. Let's try to dial down the dumb, huh?

Can we get an aggy and land thief free thread? If I wanted to know their opinions on our situation, I would go to their forums. I don’t even want to hear sympathetic comments from them. Maybe that’s just me.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Jfc, you don't make HC changes over one recruit. Let's try to dial down the dumb, huh?

You make it losing to a 1-4 TCU team in year 4. Lets dial it up and make this motherfuck pack his bags. 

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jfc, you don't make HC changes over one recruit. Let's try to dial down the dumb, huh?

But it's just not one recruit. We lost milroe because of ewers now ewers is decomitted. Plus sanders and bowman with a denton pro Texas coach and the brock's. Fuck this dude. He needs to go . Everyone knows it's gonna happen just make it official

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4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Can we get an aggy and land thief free thread? If I wanted to know their opinions on our situation, I would go to their forums. I don’t even want to hear sympathetic comments from them. Maybe that’s just me.

But my intentions are so pure

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jfc, you don't make HC changes over one recruit. Let's try to dial down the dumb, huh?

Well we have lost one five star and four four star recruits to decommits with more on the way. Just let us know how many recruits need to decommit.

6 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

You make it losing to a 1-4 TCU team in year 4. Lets dial it up and make this motherfuck pack his bags. 

 

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

But it's just not one recruit. We lost milroe because of ewers now ewers is decomitted. Plus sanders and bowman with a denton pro Texas coach and the brock's. Fuck this dude. He needs to go . Everyone knows it's gonna happen just make it official

Reading comprehension,  friends.  I never said Herman doesn't need to go.  He absolutely does.  But it's not about one recruit was my point.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Reading comprehension,  friends.  I never said Herman doesn't need to go.  He absolutely does.  But it's not about one recruit was my point.

Yeah he needed to go whether Ewers decided to decommit or not.

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