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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Reading comprehension,  friends.  I never said Herman doesn't need to go.  He absolutely does.  But it's not about one recruit was my point.

Ewers is the nail. I wonder if cdc has conversation with recruit parents? Especially if rumors are true about turtle bad mouthing 

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3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Reading comprehension,  friends.  I never said Herman doesn't need to go.  He absolutely does.  But it's not about one recruit was my point.

What about four recruits?

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Ewers is the nail. I wonder if cdc has conversation with recruit parents? Especially if rumors are true about turtle bad mouthing 

CDC has bigger things to worry about..like closing in on a big fish, than checking in with a jr in high school.. that will be something the next coach will have to fix.

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Orangebloods is saying Herman is done and that it’s probably going to be urban Meyer. 

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9 hours ago, texashorn13 said:

I also posted this in the Quinn Ewers thread in Recruiting...

On 104.9, Trey Elling just said that he's hearing in recruiting circles that Herman has been saying some negative things about Ewers, and that stuff got back to the Ewers family and that's how all of this came about.  Also said that Herman made no effort to rectify the comments or keep him committed.  I'm officially on the "he knows his fate and he's burning the place down on his way out."

It was a totally WTF moment. 

I finally got around to listening to this interview. This needs to be stated for the record: Elling did not say anything close to this. He said “Herman made very little in the way of efforts to keep this recruiting class together.”  Nothing about Herman saying negative things about Ewers, or any things about Ewers for that matter.

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5 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

He said “Herman made very little in the way of efforts to keep this recruiting class together.” 

So...how long do we let the arsonist continue to be a tenant? Of course he is letting the recruits go. Why wouldn't he? 

It is 2013 all over again. The cupboard is quickly emptying.

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4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

So...how long do we let the arsonist continue to be a tenant? Of course he is letting the recruits go. Why wouldn't he? 

I mean, that quote can be taken a variety of ways. Personally I interpret it as, “Herman arrogantly thought he had all his ducks in a row.”  Not that he is sabotaging recruiting on purpose.

also heard on one of the shows that Herman was blindsided by the decommitment and scrambled to put together a Zoom call with Ewers that didn’t go well.

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Just now, CurlyDumps said:

I mean, that quote can be taken a variety of ways. Personally I interpret it as, “Herman arrogantly thought he had all his ducks in a row.”  Not that he is sabotaging it on purpose.

He might not be doing it on purpose. He might just have no more fucks to give since he knows he is finished.

Either way.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

So...how long do we let the arsonist continue to be a tenant? Of course he is letting the recruits go. Why wouldn't he? 

It is 2013 all over again. The cupboard is quickly emptying.

If it's Urban more than likely those kids that decommited will jump back on (excluding Bowman, cause undefeated) If not well, I have no doubts Urban will go fill out the class to his liking. 

2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

If it's Urban more than likely those kids that decommited will jump back on (excluding Bowman, cause undefeated) If not well, I have no doubts Urban will go fill out the class to his liking. 

Happy The real question is.... Would the brock's reconsider if urban jumps on board? 

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep. He’s not ever proven he can. If they win, I hope he runs the table. Again to be fair this is the best team that he has ever fielded. 

The 2011 team might have something to say about that.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

The 2011 team might have something to say about that.

True. Gundy! This is his best team. Haven’t seen a better one

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Next year I foresee Tom Herman on the Alabama sideline as an analyst in Nick Saban's failed head coach rehab.

Fuck saban breathed breath into kiffins lungs I'm sure he would do it to turtles. 

1 minute ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck saban breathed breath into kiffins lungs I'm sure he would do it to turtles. 

Charlie strong is currently in Saban's rehab. Depending on the timing Turtle Tom, and Cake Baker Strong could be in Saban's rehab together

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I feel like this. I will never want UT to lose. After listening to how posters felt hearing this the first time. Damn.

19 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Happy The real question is.... Would the brock's reconsider if urban jumps on board? 

Only one answer to that. FUCK THE BROCKS. 

 

Meyer will prolly kick the tires though. Be surprised if he didn't. 

16 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Next year I foresee Tom Herman on the Alabama sideline as an analyst in Nick Saban's failed head coach rehab.

Oh I dunno. I think there’s a better than even chance that he’s on the BU sideline dropping kisses on Aranda’s baldpate.

Well if we’re talking about 2913, we’re really screwed.

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Well if we’re talking about 2913, we’re really screwed.

Yeah but at the same time aggy will be gearing up to celebrate their 1000 year anniversary of their last national title. 

21 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

CUM? 

lol 

Trademarking cumtexasfootball.com

12 hours ago, Rimbo said:

all I'm saying is that Mom was just fine before we lost to ou

don't want anyone to think that TOM HERMAN KILLED MY MOM or anything like that, because it would be ridiculous to say that TOM HERMAN KILLED MY MOM by causing her to give up after that shitty, godawful performance against the terrible sooners, yet again, so I won't be saying that TOM HERMAN KILLED MY MOM anytime soon. It would be a mistake of Greg-Davis-supporting levels to think that TOM HERMAN KILLED MY MOM just because her health suddenly started to fail and she died right after an ou loss. So let's not so go out and say that TOM HERMAN FUCKING KILLED MY MOM, THAT SONOFABITCH WITH HIS SHITTY COACHING AND SHITTY PERSONALITY AND OTHER SHIT. I won't be writing CDC to say FIRE THAT MOTHER KILLING ASSHOLE, because that would be stupid. 

but still FUCK YOU TOM

Tom Herman killed 5 mothers 

24 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Trademarking cumtexasfootball.com

Username almost checks out. 

1 hour ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck saban breathed breath into kiffins lungs I'm sure he would do it to turtles. 

I recall when TH was hired there was some commentary from Saban about how he was the real deal or some shit. Could have been trolling, but regardless I assume he'll be the next hot commodity arising from Saban's spa of coaching redemption. 

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

CUM? 

lol 

I’d like to smack the shit out of Ketchum. He can’t help but be stupid. 

7 hours ago, Revolution512 said:

You’ll know we got our shit together if this is done right and kept quiet. 

Welp, so far they're quiet as shit, which is the main thing giving me hope.

The longer TH is head coach, the weaker my pinky finger gets when I throw my hook'em sign... SMH

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

I just posted in that thread that I bumped into a buddy today who has some sort of connection to an assistant on Dodge's SLC staff. This guy apparently said Ewers de-committing is 100% because he doesn't want to play for Herman.

honestly, this is the best possible news that could come out of the de-commitment.

Lol that the eyes is such a driving force for this, but hey whatever gets us there

6 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Happy The real question is.... Would the brock's reconsider if urban jumps on board? 

I would think they would take a meeting. Also depends on OL coach. 

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

So I don't know who this guy is but he called the Ewers decommitment 2.5 hours before Quinn tweeted

And...

 

don't get me wrong, I want to believe but the odds of a guy with less than 800 followers breaking this story is very small.

most of his posts are about gambling - doesn't appear to have any real connection to Texas (followers or posts)

seems like a dude reading the tea leaves and throwing darts - like OB/Ketch

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

don't get me wrong, I want to believe but the odds of a guy with less than 800 followers breaking this story is very small.

most of his posts are about gambling - doesn't appear to have any real connection to Texas (followers or posts)

seems like a dude reading the tea leaves and throwing darts - like OB/Ketch

Honestly trust a random over a person who’s career depends on maintaining the facade that they have sources at this point

12 minutes ago, NoName said:

don't get me wrong, I want to believe but the odds of a guy with less than 800 followers breaking this story is very small.

most of his posts are about gambling - doesn't appear to have any real connection to Texas (followers or posts)

seems like a dude reading the tea leaves and throwing darts - like OB/Ketch

You might be surprised. I've found some people on twitter and some racing boards that have great sources. And I have less than 2k twitter followers but have a source or two myself that have allowed me to break multiple racing & racetrack scoops.

Ha, discounting someone because the amount of followers?  Nice.  

Maybe you should see what Bieber has to say about the situation.

6 minutes ago, wood said:

You might be surprised. I've found some people on twitter and some racing boards that have great sources. And I have less than 2k twitter followers but have a source or two myself that have allowed me to break multiple racing & racetrack scoops.

Exactly, my current GF also used to fuck a current F1 driver. You just never know!

Well, the prospect of Mensa as an analyst for Alabama could help Urban flip the Brocks. Lol.

Exactly, my current GF also used to fuck a current F1 driver. You just never know!

Pergunta a ela se os pilotos de F1 gozam rápido igual os carros deles. ;)
4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Pergunta a ela se os pilotos de F1 gozam rápido igual os carros deles. ;)

Haha she said it was meh, but he podiumed recently so can’t talk too much shit.

Well, the prospect of Mensa as an analyst for Alabama could help Urban flip the Brocks. Lol.

Flip the brocks sounds an awful lot like flip the brats. Now I’m hungry.
7 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

CUM? 

lol 

I really hope that doesn’t catch on

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I’d like to smack the shit out of Ketchum. He can’t help but be stupid. 

Evergreen post

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I really hope that doesn’t catch on

Sorry bro. The banner already’s been booked.

”Fire the bum, hire CUM”

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