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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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11 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Ingram's officially out this weekend. Can't decide if that's good or bad. Brewer should get more carries?

Brewer getting carries on Saturday means we get CUM on Sunday. 

Just now, RGBIII said:

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The mother fucker is literally holding a play card all game...

Just now, RGBIII said:

The mother fucker is literally holding a play card all game...

Maybe Yurcich suggests a couple of plays, and tom picks one. Cute 

2 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, there have been three weeks of this talk. Plenty of time for the "no" to get out. It hasn't because there "isn't" a no yet.

Hell Urban could destroy both Texas and Tom with a press release that says "I'm not interested in the Texas job"

Yeah, watching the game the other day, they flashed to Yurcich in the booth during one of our offensive series.  Looked like he was just watching the game.

Edited by BonzoMontreaux

19 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Ingram's officially out this weekend. Can't decide if that's good or bad. Brewer should get more carries?

Even if it’s good it’s bad

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

That fucker can sure pass the buck.  

Throwin' poor Yurcich under the Bus....     Fuck Lying Mensa !!!

Edited by LTtxfan

Yurich prolly only called the first game, look how wide open it was, then the clampdown came and it all looks like last year and before. 

 

Just me, or does it seem this staff mismanages injuries at times? 

 

 

Edited by UncleBuck

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Just me, or does it seems this staff mismanages injuries at times? 

 

 

Best Uncle Buck GIFs | Gfycat

33 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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it's typical for someone who has no impact on play calling to have a play calling sheet in their hands on the sideline, right?

then again this is what one would expect when they think they are the smartest people in the room.

the offense so far has looked pretty much the same as it did before, without much of any of the concepts that Yurcich has had at his prior stops.

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37 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The mother fucker is literally holding a play card all game...

Does it really matter who is calling the plays, when it's still Herman's offensive playbook.

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Does it really matter who is calling the plays, when it's still Herman's offensive playbook. the offensive line sucks.

FIFY

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Does it really matter who is calling the plays, when it's still Herman's offensive playbook.

Aaaaand this is the crux of the issue and why as soon as it was reported he wasn't interested in the air raid (not that I necessarily wanted Harrell, just an insight that Thomas wasn't giving up control and practically said as much.) I was done with Tom Herman. It didn't matter who he brought in. Same shit, different season. 

 

Edited by BigHorn'13
Cumsteen's on point, too.

4 hours ago, hobbs said:

I searched for a minute and I'm not finding clear discussion concerning a 12/1 date, but probably because I didn't try hard enough.  Where was this covered and definitively debunked?

I ask because I heard from someone (secondhand, but allegedly from a big knocker in Dallas) that 12/1 was the CTH axe date because there was some kind of payment reduction event that occurred then.  Curious, since this Larry guy is tweeting the same shit now.

Just tell Tom he has to take a mandatory 3 week vacation if the Dec 1st date is indeed reality.

4 hours ago, hobbs said:

I searched for a minute and I'm not finding clear discussion concerning a 12/1 date, but probably because I didn't try hard enough.  Where was this covered and definitively debunked?

I ask because I heard from someone (secondhand, but allegedly from a big knocker in Dallas) that 12/1 was the CTH axe date because there was some kind of payment reduction event that occurred then.  Curious, since this Larry guy is tweeting the same shit 

 

Edited by CfRhTxStBobcats

55 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

That fucker can sure pass the buck.  

BIGLY!

Jeez. Why anyone would want to work for Herman is beyond me. The king of CYA. I cannot believe he is trying to say he stays out of the way of play calling.

Just a joke.

I'm wondering if any underclassmen that get significant playing time may not give 100% or 50% for that matter, if they believe UM is a strong possibility to be their coach next year. I think Bijan will be a star, but if he had to fumble late in the K state game to secure a loss and Urban hire, would he do it? I'm just using BR as an example because he is the underclassmen that could possibly control the outcome of a game. He seems like a good kid so I highly doubt he would do it but it's just a thought. BR, if you're reading this, DO IT!

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

Just me, or does it seem this staff mismanages injuries at times? 

 

 

They clearly do. I commented on this after Whitt's either latest or 2nd latest injury (they're hard to keep track of).

8 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'm wondering if any underclassmen that get significant playing time may not give 100% or 50% for that matter, if they believe UM is a strong possibility to be their coach next year. I think Bijan will be a star, but if he had to fumble late in the K state game to secure a loss and Urban hire, would he do it? I'm just using BR as an example because he is the underclassmen that could possibly control the outcome of a game. He seems like a good kid so I highly doubt he would do it but it's just a thought. BR, if you're reading this, DO IT!

Probably the most aggy thing I’ve ever seen on this board. Jesus Christ.

5 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Probably the most aggy thing I’ve ever seen on this board. Jesus Christ.

I'll admit it does look a little aggyish, but far from the most aggy thing ever on this board. Lol

Just now, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'll admit it does look a little aggyish, but far from the most aggy thing ever on this board. Lol

A little? Coming up with a conspiracy in which a player, recruited by Tom Herman, to commit a turnover in the hopes of getting the guy who recruited him and come 1,000 miles away from home, fired. That’s a little aggyish to you? Come on man.

2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'll admit it does look a little aggyish, but far from the most aggy thing ever on this board. Lol

You're kind of right. Intentionally losing to eventually come out on top is more SMU.

23 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'm wondering if any underclassmen that get significant playing time may not give 100% or 50% for that matter, if they believe UM is a strong possibility to be their coach next year. I think Bijan will be a star, but if he had to fumble late in the K state game to secure a loss and Urban hire, would he do it? I'm just using BR as an example because he is the underclassmen that could possibly control the outcome of a game. He seems like a good kid so I highly doubt he would do it but it's just a thought. BR, if you're reading this, DO IT!

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26 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'm wondering if any underclassmen that get significant playing time may not give 100% or 50% for that matter, if they believe UM is a strong possibility to be their coach next year. I think Bijan will be a star, but if he had to fumble late in the K state game to secure a loss and Urban hire, would he do it? I'm just using BR as an example because he is the underclassmen that could possibly control the outcome of a game. He seems like a good kid so I highly doubt he would do it but it's just a thought. BR, if you're reading this, DO IT!

Negged

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35 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They clearly do. I commented on this after Whitt's either latest or 2nd latest injury (they're hard to keep track of).

I commented this morning in the injuries thread why does this team have so many soft tissue/joint related injuries? Is it S&C, mismanagement of injuries, poor recovery? 

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I commented this morning in the injuries thread why does this team have so many soft tissue/joint related injuries? Is it S&C, mismanagement of injuries, poor recovery? 

Could be a whole combination of it. 

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I commented this morning in the injuries thread why does this team have so many soft tissue/joint related injuries? Is it S&C, mismanagement of injuries, poor recovery? 

Don't these two categories cover most types of football injuries? Also I'm not sure if the team has a lot if you take Whittington away.

3 minutes ago, Viper said:

Don't these two categories cover most types of football injuries? Also I'm not sure if the team has a lot if you take Whittington away.

Jake Smith just got back. Ingram going to be out. Moore had been dealing with something. Roschon. 

It IS football, so... Also seems some of these come up during the week out of nowhere, or maybe I'm just being too harsh. 

Edited by UncleBuck

4 hours ago, Thiefery said:

Think CDC gave Tom is word about what he expects, and as soon as Tom doesn't deliver he's gone.  Doesn't mean that he is waiting for that to engage Urban.. he probably has a verbal agreement done as soon as Tom falls short..which he will because, he always does.

Don't know how these type of negotiations go down,  but why would CDC give Tom an out?  

I'm sure he reviews Tom after every season so just fire his ass if Urban is coming. 

What if Urban said yes and Tom wins out.  Would he stick with Tom? 

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I commented this morning in the injuries thread why does this team have so many soft tissue/joint related injuries? Is it S&C, mismanagement of injuries, poor recovery? 

I theorized practice was doing this a couple seasons ago and got mocked by the olds. What they didn't understand was I was talking balance in physicality. See also: best Sunday practice eva!!!

3 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

What if Urban said yes and Tom wins out.  Would he stick with Tom? 

This is our concern dude (but not really because lol at Herman. He'll fuck this season up somehow.)

3 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

What if Urban said yes and Tom wins out.  Would he stick with Tom? 

If Tom wins the B12 and wins, what, the Sugar Bowl? It won't happen but i don't see how you fire him if it does.

6 minutes ago, B00M said:

If Tom wins the B12 and wins, what, the Sugar Bowl? It won't happen but i don't see how you fire him if it does.

CDC has the EOT and recruiting falling apart + as far as I can tell no support from anyone. 

I just don't think you let Meyer get away if he will come.

8 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

+ as far as I can tell no support from anyone. 

I dunno. Looking like he's getting some support behind the scenes, which'll only grow more if he flips Herman into an Urban.

Edited by UncleBuck

16 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

CDC has the EOT and recruiting falling apart + as far as I can tell no support from anyone. 

I just don't think you let Meyer get away if he will come.

1-4 vs ou

1-3 vs tcu and tcu has been shit these last few years

13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I dunno. Looking like he's getting some support behind the scenes, which'll only grow more if he flips Herman into an Urban.

I didn't write that very well,  I meant Tom had no support from anyone.  

Just now, Laga4 said:

I didn't write that very well,  I meant Tom had no support from anyone.  

Gotcha. Yah, looks like he's lost everyone outside of some players. 

1 hour ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'm wondering if any underclassmen that get significant playing time may not give 100% or 50% for that matter, if they believe UM is a strong possibility to be their coach next year. I think Bijan will be a star, but if he had to fumble late in the K state game to secure a loss and Urban hire, would he do it? I'm just using BR as an example because he is the underclassmen that could possibly control the outcome of a game. He seems like a good kid so I highly doubt he would do it but it's just a thought. BR, if you're reading this, DO IT!

Oh fuck off

1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

A little? Coming up with a conspiracy in which a player, recruited by Tom Herman, to commit a turnover in the hopes of getting the guy who recruited him and come 1,000 miles away from home, fired. That’s a little aggyish to you? Come on man.

If it comes down to possibly being just another obscure player that doesn't live up to his potential playing for TH, or a possible high draft pick playing for UM, I bet a lot of guys would consider it. I just chose BR as an example because he's actually gets to touch the ball. I wouldn't be surprised to see a player that moved 1000 miles from home to play for TH end up in the portal if the team continues to suck. Where's the loyalty to the coach when that shit happens?

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