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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I think we're gonna beat the shit out of KU unfortunately.

so a 10 point win?

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I think we're gonna beat the shit out of KU unfortunately.

He's on to something. No way we lose this game. Absolutely impossible. 

8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

He's on to something. No way we lose this game. Absolutely impossible. 

No reverse jinx.  This KU team is worse than the one Charlie lost too.. 

8 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Sounds like something your mom would say. Has she met Shelton?

Damnit, I told myself I'd stay away from the South Austin's mom jokes.

Sometimes when they lob up a softball, you gotta take it downtown.

 

 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Gifs and images of that fucknut in threads like this never get old. I haven't seen him in years. I assume he was laser-ported into a spaceship, never to be heard from again. 

 

Surprisingly, no, he's still around. He's drifted across an edge or two of a couple shows I watch. Still a ... unique, individual.

 

I will be first in line to rise up and gradulate Corch Irvin Mayas when he gets here.  Maybe he will bring Percy Harvey.    

10 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Or maybe Percy Jones. 

Or Percy Sledge.  

15 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Or Percy Sledge.  

Or Sister Sledge.

35 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Or Sister Sledge.

Or Twisted Sister

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

10 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Or Twisted Sister

Or Twisted Fister.

1 minute ago, wood said:

Or Twisted Fister.

RD or futureman?

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1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

RD or futureman?

Yes.

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

RD?

No. That’s the Fisted Twister. C’mon, get it straight 🙄

We interrupt word association to request that the dumb ass who does not give his on fire 5 star back the ball 2 of 3 downs all game long be fired last month.

16 minutes ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers Mr. Estes

21 minutes ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

Username does not check out!

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

Username does not check out!

She has an ass too

8 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers Mr. Estes

Any relation to Billie Sol?  

Oof. Cannot unsee.

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1 hour ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

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2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

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3 hours ago, Assman said:

There’s not a god damn thing wrong with Taylor.

We don't have to enable you just because you made a poor decision by getting into a relationship with her. 

2 hours ago, Thiefery said:

american horror story lies GIF

 

Are bows a big thing in Texas? Like more than other outdoorsy states like Colorado?

I mean obviously she's too dumb to know that Colorado has a huge amount of gun owners.

13 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Are bows a big thing in Texas? Like more than other outdoorsy states like Colorado?

I mean obviously she's too dumb to know that Colorado has a huge amount of gun owners.

Dumb and attention seeking - the latter is inexcusable given her age which I approximate to be around 35.

Are bows a big thing in Texas? Like more than other outdoorsy states like Colorado?
I mean obviously she's too dumb to know that Colorado has a huge amount of gun owners.

It’s like mainstream country musicians who act like people don’t hunt or farm or know how to operate a tailgate outside of the south.
17 hours ago, hornfromdallas said:

 

"I walk to my car alone after games without any personal protection through a dark, empty parking lot... So guys, don't come and take advantage of me 😉"

11 hours ago, Thiefery said:

american horror story lies GIF

 

That chic is not attractive.  I forget the level of thirst in this place.   

Is it wrong for someone to be bothered by her nose?

Asking for a friend.......

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6 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it wrong for someone to be bothered by her nose?

Asking for a friend.......

Unless your “friend” is named Squidward, the no.  No it is not wrong.Rainbow Love GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

10 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

That chic is not attractive.  I forget the level of thirst in this place.   

It's not that she is or isn't attractive, it's that I could go to my local wal-mart right now and find about five above, or at the very least on par with her. 

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It's not that she is or isn't attractive, it's that I could go to my local wal-mart right now and find about five above, or at the very least on par with her. 

How did she become part of the fire, tar and feather Tom Herman thread?     I'd like to stick to that topic, but it's Surly......

5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

It's not that she is or isn't attractive, it's that I could go to my local wal-mart right now and find about five above, or at the very least on par with her. 

But do they know absolutely nothing about football while acting like they know a lot about football? That's the kicker bro lol 

6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

But do they know absolutely nothing about football while acting like they know a lot about football? That's the kicker bro lol 

so your average surly football board poster?

2 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Unless your “friend” is named Squidward, the no.  No it is not wrong.Rainbow Love GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

Yep. Or Squidward's long lost identical twin brother, COTA's Bobby Epstein ...

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She seemed to be cool when I came across her years ago, she doesn't look like her IG/Twitter photos..but like most women these days, they never do.  However, her takes are fucking trash, and she automatically plays the victim role with the "being attacked because I'm a woman with a sports opinion".  It's not that, quit trying to be the woman Chip Brown with dumb takes.

38 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is it wrong for someone to be bothered by her nose?

Asking for a friend.......

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10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I do like a big veiny tit.

Even if it's on a dude? NTTAWWT.

13 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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15 hours ago, dcar00 said:

so a 10 point win?

If Mike Yurcich can somehow edit the "KU Game Plan" google doc without Tom Herman noticing, he can add a second digit the projected margin of victory of 1.

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

...the projected margin of victory of 1.

Unpossible.  1-pt wins are required in the rule book.

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