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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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9 minutes ago, jinx said:

She should have her own Pee In Her Butt thread if she doesn't already

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Am I missing something or are there 2 women in that pic?

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3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Am I missing something or are there 2 women in that pic?

Other chick is apparently her bestie GG Magree.  They seem to be close

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35 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Bru McCoy recovered the onside kick that allowed USC to pull off the miracle comeback.

He also scored a TD for them.

If he had stuck with us, they very well may have lost that game.

Works for me

3 minutes ago, jinx said:

Other chick is apparently her bestie GG Magree.  They seem to be close

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Would watch

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Would watch

Wood watch

27 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Urban Meyer is going to put a stop to all that shit, not futuremans shit because that’s going to be on his own hands but I digress. Those first round draft picks we lose to other schools are going to be throwing up their Horns when they hug Roger fuck face Goodell. 

so how are you going to react as it slowly sets in that urban meyer has no interest in coaching the longhorns?

4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

wood, wood 2

Wood wood also wood 1 & 2.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:


The USC reference aligns exactly with what I’m hearing too. I’m getting gruntled again.

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There's some obscure update on TFB.

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25 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

There's some obscure update on TFB.

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42 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

There's some obscure update on TFB.

Cryptic shit?

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

There's some obscure update on TFB.

Adumbrated or bemused?

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Yes but one is:

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and one is:

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You rang?

Tom, going down, sir.

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

There's some obscure update on TFB.

Super K

 

I’ll keep this simple. It’s probably what you already suspect anyway.

***Hearing that regardless of the outcome of the season there are some money people who want a change but…

***I’m told that a win against Iowa State and a change is unlikely.

***Source said that if Herman wins out then a change, were it to become necessary, can be delayed by a year to ease the financial burden.

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Super K

 

I’ll keep this simple. It’s probably what you already suspect anyway.

***Hearing that regardless of the outcome of the season there are some money people who want a change but…

***I’m told that a win against Iowa State and a change is unlikely.

***Source said that if Herman wins out then a change, were it to become necessary, can be delayed by a year to ease the financial burden.

This doesn't do a whole lot for me.... outside of the first part.

They did not address Urban at all? Hmmmm

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Just now, UncleBuck said:

This doesn't do a whole lot. 

So the future of our program depends on Iowa Fucking State. Ok, cool. Hook 'Em. 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Yea that’s quite the “no shit” update.

Yup. He said in the comments that ANY loss, not just Iowa state but probably the best chance at a loss

Just now, RGBIII said:

Yup. He said in the comments that ANY loss, not just Iowa state but probably the best chance at a loss

Okay, was wondering if that's what he meant. 

Still, the Urban-less update is interesting. That side is so fucking quiet. Something has to give soon, you'd think. Or maybe just waiting on all of the above mentioned. 

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Super K

 

I’ll keep this simple. It’s probably what you already suspect anyway.

***Hearing that regardless of the outcome of the season there are some money people who want a change but…

***I’m told that a win against Iowa State and a change is unlikely.

***Source said that if Herman wins out then a change, were it to become necessary, can be delayed by a year to ease the financial burden.

Since winning our implies us being conference champions, this is all something we already know.

7 hours ago, jinx said:

Vanessa Hudgens is a naughty girl.  Seems like she would be a ton of fun.  More fun than Taylor for sure.

Vanessa seems like she's down for whatever.  Taylor seems like a chick that would complain about how it "hurts" and that she's "tired"

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

what do we do to celebrate when CDC actually does fire Tom Herman? Like the site.

Group zoom fisting sesh?

3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Group zoom fisting sesh?

Nah, just everyone gets a free sub to futureman's OnlyFans site and futureman gets a 50 gal drum of lube

2 hours ago, futureman said:

so how are you going to react as it slowly sets in that urban meyer has no interest in coaching the longhorns?

Well I’ll probably deny any allegations that I wanted urban in the first place, shit on everybody else’s opinion, act like a complete fucking idiot, and throw out a bunch of “hot takes” that don’t mean shit. My reaction is going to be a lot like your entire existence on surly lol. If I can’t beat em I’ll join em man. 

18 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I mean it's so obvious even the national guys mention it, yet it's this quiet....

re: Tom Herman and Texas:

The search likely begins and ends with former Ohio State and Florida coach Urban Meyer. The FOX Sports analyst will demand a huge salary for him and his staff. Is Texas ready to ante up?

Candidates: Urban Meyer

 

 

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Iowa st?   Really?

RGB already cleared this up. ANY loss. Just thinks Iowa St is most likely loss. 

Put me in the camp thinking that the Little Apple in December against a much better coach is likely our next loss.  We will probably win the next 2 games by a field goal though.

I'm curious if anyone has considered the "financial burden" of the majority of the fanbase checking out on football.  It doesn't appear to matter for basketball though.

RGB already cleared this up. ANY loss. Just thinks Iowa St is most likely loss. 
The only thing I want clarified is if it needs to be a regular season loss. I'd argue we could survive Iowa State and still have a high likelihood of losing to whoever we'd face in the CCG.

If Herman makes the game, does he save his job, or does he need to win the conference?

I think it should be win the conference or out. (technically I'd like him gone either way, but understand it's unlikely you fire a coach who just won the conference). The big 12 was there for the taking this year and we appear to have massively fucked it up. That plus recruiting should be enough if Tom can't win it this year.
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Super K

 

I’ll keep this simple. It’s probably what you already suspect anyway.

***Hearing that regardless of the outcome of the season there are some money people who want a change but…

***I’m told that a win against Iowa State and a change is unlikely.

***Source said that if Herman wins out then a change, were it to become necessary, can be delayed by a year to ease the financial burden.

Beating Iowa state is the standard lmao 😂 

 

and if we keep Herman for financial reasons that just shows we aren’t serious about winning and CDC is a failure 

This is very simple.  If the funds are there to get a proven top 3 coach and he says yes, you do it.   End of story.  

If urban says yes then the big 12 title game can’t even be enough to salvage Herman’s tenure. I’m guessing CDC is just waiting for the end of the year and he will pull the trigger. His legacy won’t be shit stained by a coach he didn’t hand pick. His other hires have been nails. I’m pretty much to the point where I’d accept a guy like Brent Venables as long as he doesn’t feed the players burnt toast and talk about winning practices for fucks sake. 

3 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

If urban says yes then the big 12 title game can’t even be enough to salvage Herman’s tenure. I’m guessing CDC is just waiting for the end of the year and he will pull the trigger. His legacy won’t be shit stained by a coach he didn’t hand pick. His other hires have been nails. I’m pretty much to the point where I’d accept a guy like Brent Venables as long as he doesn’t feed the players burnt toast and talk about winning practices for fucks sake. 

What about Family Friday though?

What about Family Friday though?
Funny thing is, Tom stole the family Friday thing from Urban. I shit you not, it was a Florida thing that I'm guessing he took to Ohio State.

It's not such a shitty thing when you're winning a lot. Only seems like a waste of valuable time when the team isn't good and could use the working time.

College football appears to be teetering on the brink here. Would hate for Tom to not get many more chances to lose that next game in 2020.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

what do we do to celebrate when CDC actually does fire Tom Herman? Like the site.

Urban Meyer Surly Horns dot com?

Urban Meyer Texas Football: Website for the Thirsty Fan

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8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Does that inlude the CCG?

didnt specify but I think at this point they are looking for any reason

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

didnt specify but I think at this point they are looking for any reason

Someone suggested TH may be interested in some kind of a separation? Anyone hearing that? 

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