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6 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Well.....the shine is certainly off both Fleck and Franklin at this point if they were ever seriously in consideration 

Franklin never had shine imo. Fuck him. 

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14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Franklin never had shine imo. Fuck him. 

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Texas is not even gonna be in the conference championship game.


I wish I had your confidence.
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Might be interesting watching pedo state vs michigan in a bidding war for Fickell.

If I'm Fickell, I would want the pedo state job rather than wolverine...

Halfey is a good candidate to take a job like pedo. He's pretty good coach.

It’s incredible that we beat West Virginia but lost to tcu somehow. West Virginia beat the fuck out of sweat towel today. Like a little fat sweaty drum. Is it to much to ask for a coach who beats him so bad so many fucking times that he shuts his smart ass mouth for good? Christ almighty it's like I'm setting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something, nerve racking sons of bitches! Tombstone annoyed voice lol 

13 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

It’s incredible that we beat West Virginia but lost to tcu somehow. West Virginia beat the fuck out of sweat towel today. Like a little fat sweaty drum. Is it to much to ask for a coach who beats him so bad so many fucking times that he shuts his smart ass mouth for good? Christ almighty it's like I'm setting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something, nerve racking sons of bitches! Tombstone annoyed voice lol 

Beating TCU is hard....

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Halfey is a good candidate to take a job like pedo. He's pretty good coach.

Jeff Hafley... yeah he's a helluva DB coach, and has done a great job so far as HC at Boston in his first year there.

Hiring Hafley at Penn State would take some guts

The sweaty fuck is too busy trying to be a Hee Haw country music singing star ala Junior Samples.  

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Jeff Hafley... yeah he's a helluva DB coach, and has done a great job so far as HC at Boston in his first year there.

Hiring Hafley at Penn State would take some guts

Just not ready for that job or higher standard there? 

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

The sweaty fuck is too busy trying to be a Hee Haw country music singing star ala Junior Samples.  

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2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Just not ready for that job or higher standard there? 

Only one year as Head Coach... I think Hafley is a stud and would like for TEXAS to consider him.

It’s incredible that we beat West Virginia but lost to tcu somehow. West Virginia beat the fuck out of sweat towel today. Like a little fat sweaty drum. Is it to much to ask for a coach who beats him so bad so many fucking times that he shuts his smart ass mouth for good? Christ almighty it's like I'm setting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something, nerve racking sons of bitches! Tombstone annoyed voice lol 
We play a close game against anyone with a pulse. It's who we are.
8 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Only one year as Head Coach... I think Hafley is a stud and would like for TEXAS to consider him.

I still want and need CUM.

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

I still want and need CUM.

Yeah -- only mentioned Hafley as a good up and coming coach.  No way CDC could take that chance...

Looks like Pedo St may have an opening faster than first anticipated

That’s what got them in trouble in the first place.

Why doesn’t anyone on surly ever mention Brian Kelly as a potential head coach for us. He checks all of the boxes: runs a clean program, has gotten to the playoffs and runs a blue blood program and has the experience needed to run a program like Texas.

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Why doesn’t anyone on surly ever mention Brian Kelly as a potential head coach for us. He checks all of the boxes: runs a clean program, has gotten to the playoffs and runs a blue blood program and has the experience needed to run a program like Texas.

He'd only leave ND for the NFL. 

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

Chip Kelly is ass, my dude.  

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Chip Kelly is ass, my dude.  

Hey point taken haha. That national championship game they played in was with their 3rd string So QB and they damn near beat auburn. He won a lot of football games and beat their rivals often. Mariota was a stud, Kenjon barner, lamichael James (Texas kid). I don’t know I’m just bullshittin lmao. He has to be better than herman eh? 

15 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

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20 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

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29 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

UCLA would love if we hired Kelly. That's all you need to know.

9 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

UCLA would love if we hired Kelly. That's all you need to know.

I would rather hire Emmett Kelly.  

51 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

 

Only if we can get his recruiting coordinator, too.  (Fellow named Knight, P.)

I could see Harbaugh getting fired at Michigan, Brian Kelly replacing him, and Urban going to Notre Dame. We're going to screw around and miss out. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

I could see Harbaugh getting fired at Michigan, Brian Kelly replacing him, and Urban going to Notre Dame. We're going to screw around and miss out. 

That’s why we need to lose to Kansas to seal the deal. 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Brian Kelly isn't leaving ND unless they fire him or he's in a gurney 

I think Brian Kelly is just as tough as Hugh Freeze.

Hugh Freeze coaches from hospital bed against Syracuse

Every time Urban beats Fatterson, I am going to play  "Big Balls in Cowtown" and drink some whiskey.  

12 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Yeah we need to just quit with bald guys.  Name a good bald coach. 

Mike Tomlin has a hat surgically attached to his head. Does that count?

35 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I laughed loud enough it scared my dogs lol

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42 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Hell nah. We got a chihuahua, pomeranian, pomchi, lab, and labrabull. They're beasts 

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2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

I would rather hire Emmett Kelly.  

We already have a clown for head coach.  Hell, I'd take R. Kelly coaching from prison over Chip Kelly.

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

We already have a clown for head coach.  Hell, I'd take R. Kelly coaching from prison over Chip Kelly.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.  

3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

What about chip Kelly? Ryan day and Hafley both coached under him for a little bit. He won 3 pac 10 titles and went to a national championship game with friggin Oregon. His nfl career was rough but idgaf about that. Before people just shit all over me lol, it was just a thought. 

I mean basically, Chip Kelly looked at Florida and said “Nah, too much work and way to much pressure” and went to Ucla to coach like shit.  Think I will pass.  

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Why doesn’t anyone on surly ever mention Brian Kelly as a potential head coach for us. He checks all of the boxes: runs a clean program, has gotten to the playoffs and runs a blue blood program and has the experience needed to run a program like Texas.

He killed a kid 

Why doesn’t anyone on surly ever mention Brian Kelly as a potential head coach for us. He checks all of the boxes: runs a clean program, has gotten to the playoffs and runs a blue blood program and has the experience needed to run a program like Texas.

lol do you also think Kyle Shanahan is a realistic target?
21 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

It’s incredible that we beat West Virginia but lost to tcu somehow. West Virginia beat the fuck out of sweat towel today. Like a little fat sweaty drum. Is it to much to ask for a coach who beats him so bad so many fucking times that he shuts his smart ass mouth for good? Christ almighty it's like I'm setting here playing cards with my brother's kids or something, nerve racking sons of bitches! Tombstone annoyed voice lol 

To which I retort in Robert De Niro’s voice......You talking to me? 

On 11/13/2020 at 9:41 AM, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, it is another example of misusage of a word being so common that it makes it into the dictionary because dictionary definitions reflect usage, not proper usage. 

And, yeah, I'm a snob about it.  I just think it makes people sound lazy and stupid.

Fucking this.  I await the lowering of the intelligence bar to allow lead for the past tense of lead.   WTH, how about changing element 82 to led? Or the interchangeable use of lose and loose?  There's a difference between being a snob and turning a blind eye to laziness and stupidity.  Rant over.   

25 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Fucking this.  I await the lowering of the intelligence bar to allow lead for the past tense of lead.   WTH, how about changing element 82 to led? Or the interchangeable use of lose and loose?  There's a difference between being a snob and turning a blind eye to laziness and stupidity.  Rant over.   

OK ... since we're doing this ... people who use 'verse' when they mean 'versus' need to die. 

17 minutes ago, wood said:

OK ... since we're doing this ... people who use 'verse' when they mean 'versus' need to die. 

Right up there with people who use ellipses when they need not.

 

45 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Fucking this.  I await the lowering of the intelligence bar to allow lead for the past tense of lead.   WTH, how about changing element 82 to led? Or the interchangeable use of lose and loose?  There's a difference between being a snob and turning a blind eye to laziness and stupidity.  Rant over.   

Also using abbreviations for entire words like WTH yet claiming others are lazy makes me LOL.     

And putting the final punctuation on the wrong side of the quotation mark.

If South Carolina can fire their coach midseason

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