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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:
20 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:
Dec 1st is a Tuesday.
 

Thats when we eat the birds and drink coffee made from snow.

Yellow snow?

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21 hours ago, Tex Long said:

It has been speculated that the answer to the thread title's question is that del Conte only required of #MensaTom that he must win the CC. In that case, CDC has not fired him yet because there is still a chance it may happen.

I have recently heard a counter-argument that CDC has a fiduciary duty to UT, which outweighs his notional duty to himself to keep his word, and that it is quite arguable that the duty absolutely falls on the side of eliminating the current, proven mediocre, coach in favor of the all-time great listed coach currently regaling America with his knowledge of the game, and who is available this very day.

CDC, make the calls. Preferably today, but we can wait until Black Friday if necessary. Do it.

If Matt Campbell should win conference at Iowa State before Herman does, enough said.  

5 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

If Matt Campbell should win conference at Iowa State before Herman does, enough said.  

oh don't worry, Iowa State will finish first, OU will finish second, and OU will then beat them by 30 in the Big 12 "championship game" to win this shitty conference for the hundredth time

oh don't worry, Iowa State will finish first, OU will finish second, and OU will then beat them by 30 in the Big 12 "championship game" to win this shitty conference for the hundredth time

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FCB mentioned that some industry source thinks Brian Kelly would listen to a Texas head coaching offer. That might be somebody trying to fuck us out of our chance with Urban. Why would he leave that built team with no conference ties to start over with a shell of a program? 

13 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

FCB mentioned that some industry source thinks Brian Kelly would listen to a Texas head coaching offer. That might be somebody trying to fuck us out of our chance with Urban. Why would he leave that built team with no conference ties to start over with a shell of a program? 

He won't leave.  His agent is most likely the industry source floating that he will listen because he wants a raise at Notre Dame.  

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

FCB mentioned that some industry source thinks Brian Kelly would listen to a Texas head coaching offer. That might be somebody trying to fuck us out of our chance with Urban. Why would he leave that built team with no conference ties to start over with a shell of a program? 

Fuck that kid killer. I would go all randolf duke if we were to hire him.  
 

 

Edited by Xian

Chip makes his pathetic living off trying stir up chaos and dissent about Texas football.   Maggots who want to get dirt out there about us know right who to go to. 

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

FCB mentioned that some industry source thinks Brian Kelly would listen to a Texas head coaching offer. That might be somebody trying to fuck us out of our chance with Urban. Why would he leave that built team with no conference ties to start over with a shell of a program? 

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Special thanks goes to @TreatyOak

3 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

FCB mentioned that some industry source thinks Brian Kelly would listen to a Texas head coaching offer. That might be somebody trying to fuck us out of our chance with Urban. Why would he leave that built team with no conference ties to start over with a shell of a program? 

IT mentioned him weeks ago but they think it’s all posturing from all sides

Kelly signed an extension in September.  He isn’t leaving ND for another college job.  I could see him leaving for the pros someday. 

15 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

FCB mentioned that some industry source thinks Brian Kelly would listen to a Texas head coaching offer. That might be somebody trying to fuck us out of our chance with Urban. Why would he leave that built team with no conference ties to start over with a shell of a program? 

Because the best he’ll ever do is the auto slot the playoff committee has  unofficially built in for Norte Dame if they just win all of their games......  Conference or no conference .But he will still come up short at Norte Dame as far as winning the title.  Yes the administration at Norte Dame has loosened their admissions somewhat in order for Kelly to broaden his recruiting pool, but  not enough .   I’d take him as a second choice to Urban for the very reason he has standards and hold people accountable.  He did that from his first HC job and Grand Valley State and won national championships.  

On 11/24/2020 at 11:16 AM, Surly Bevo said:

I'll take things that are worthless for $1000 Alex Ken.

That's the daily double 

This team looks coached. The oline is actually getting a push. WTF is going on?

This team looks coached. The oline is actually getting a push. WTF is going on?

Yah. It was a nice two plays
1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:


Yah. It was a nice two plays

Back to Sam bailout ball!

Lol... Yeah let's not throw a pop pass or anything. They knew Ehlinger was taking that the whole way. 

Lol... Yeah let's not throw a pop pass or anything. They knew Ehlinger was taking that the whole way. 

Don’t worry, Chris Ash and his boys will bail them all out again and Tom lives!
1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Lol... Yeah let's not throw a pop pass or anything. They knew Ehlinger was taking that the whole way. 

Yep, everyone knows we don't use our RBs and knew it was gonna be Sam up the middle, just like every other short yardage/4th down play.

Herman teams just play uninspired, keep it close ball every single week. It’s lame and an asswhip to watch.

Def should throw a low percentage pass and stop the clock. Number 5 ain’t no good.

Edit - let’s do it again too.

Geez.

Def should throw a low percentage pass and stop the clock. Number 5 ain’t no good.

Edit - let’s do it again too.

Geez.

Def should throw a low percentage pass and stop the clock. Number 5 ain’t no good.

Edit - let’s do it again too.

Geez.

Def should throw a low percentage pass and stop the clock. Number 5 ain’t no good.

Edit - let’s do it again too.

Geez.

Got to 20pts and Tom Herman had to step in and the fun ceased. Fucking loser.

17 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Lol... Yeah let's not throw a pop pass or anything. They knew Ehlinger was taking that the whole way. 

 

welp, been in the kitchen since kickoff, and sitting down to join in on the drive that could end his career.

and 20 yards on 1st down!!!


Don’t worry, Chris Ash and his boys will bail them all out again and Tom lives!

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The fake punt, 4th and 1, and the last series of passes to preserve the clock were the stupidest display of football I’ve ever seen.

The fake punt, 4th and 1, and the last series of passes to preserve the clock were the stupidest display of football I’ve ever seen.

The fake punt, 4th and 1, and the last series of passes to preserve the clock were the stupidest display of football I’ve ever seen.

The fake punt, 4th and 1, and the last series of passes to preserve the clock were the stupidest display of football I’ve ever seen.

I guess the silver lining is we now have time for a FG because of how little time we ran off on our last three-and-out. 😡

2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Sam will get us into field goal range to tie this thing up

Sadly, this is when Sam and Herman shine. When we are down and backs to the wall. Heaven forbid they actually put a game away when we have the momentum. Nope. We get to 20 early in the 2nd half and all downhill from there. 

I am so ready for the Herman/Sam era to end. We need new life big time.

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