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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Goodbye Tom, you will not be missed. The pride and winning tradition of the Texas Longhorns will not be entrusted to the weak nor the timid.

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Fire Herman right now.

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ricky Williams is coming in hot on the postgame

“Tom made it harder for the players to win.”

At times, he was pretty honest on LHN about Charlie as well. Well, one time I remember.

ESPN will undoubtedly talk about Herman's job stability tomorrow. The big teller will be if Fox does as well. If they don't...

Don’t wait cdc or it will get worse. It’s a no brainer. There’s no leadership. Be a leader and do the right thing or be part of the problem.

I don't give a fuck who we hire. Anybody is better than this stupid motherfucker. 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

At times, he was pretty honest on LHN about Charlie as well. Well, one time I remember.

Ricky gives no fucks about speaking his mind, he knows hes got a lifetime pass. I think it helps that he doesn't like Tom.

Bitch tits fake mensa can get fucked. HE NEVER DESERVED THE JOB HERE. He was a fake ass grillz smiling poser at UH and certain people fell for his gimmick bullshit. Fuck off and good riddance. Don’t OD on that money you stole.  

We may have lost the battle today, but the lose hopefully helps us win the war.

 

He was probably not getting fired if he had won today.

Pull the trigger on this group.


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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Ricky gives no fucks about speaking his mind, he knows hes got a lifetime pass. I think it helps that he doesn't like Tom.

Ricky keeps it all the way 100, there's no bullshitting or pussyfooting around with him. That's why he's one of my favorite Horns of all time. 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Tom looks defeated, he knows its over

Good, he has a fuckload of money to keep his feelings warm.

I can never, never, root for Texas to lose.  But things always work out.  Fire his ass today!  Hire UM tomorrow!  

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Ricky keeps it all the way 100, there's no bullshitting or pussyfooting around with him. That's why he's one of my favorite Horns of all time. 

Ricky isn't my favorite Horn, he's my favorite human.

What was with the fake punt? Giving them field position, then shitting away the clock in the next possession by passing must have given ISU 2 minutes at least.

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

"We still have 2 games left to play for an opportunity to have a .700 wining percentage"

“We had a .714 winning percentage 2 years ago.”

YOU’RE LIVING IN THE PAST!!!

And you backdoored your way into that NY6 game you hairplugged motherfucker

With an experienced team, Herman is middle of the pack according to his record. Is this Texas standard? He’s shown that he makes losing decisions. Is this the new standard at Texas?

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

get out pussy

Calling him a pussy is an insult to pussies.

22 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

That was picture perfect Herman.

Yep. This game was a perfect microcosm of Herman's tenure as Texas HC.

You could see it coming long before ISU actually took the lead. Another great defensive effort wasted, too.

I want to be the first to Welcome our new Overload, Darth Meyer

take the loss, pussy


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18 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Texas has no athletes. They recruit trash leftovers that no one else wants....will be the narrative in 2 years. Fire this fucking fraud now. It’s inexcusable to lose TCU and ISU given the “talent” he’s pulled in.


How the fuck can ruin so many high potential players? Utter pussified, family day bitchass culture. 

So, which is it?

14 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Texas should have been playing for the win in a tied ballgame in that last series. Did anybody feel like Texas was playing for the win even down only three? Of course not. And neither did the team. Herman has to go based on his bad judgement alone.

I felt like we were going for the TD until we got near FG range. Then we settled. 
 

Never settle. 

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I hope CDC gives TH one of those big ass cardboard checks in the lockerroom

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Mike McCarthy is a better fatter coach than Tom Herman

 

I have never rooted against our team. Today was no different. I will never root against them. HOWEVER, this is the first time in my memory that I am at peace with the outcome should it prove to benefit the program going forward. 

Tom isn't getting fired anytime soon and we all know it deep down.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who gives a flying fuck

I want to know if there is a legitimate reason the fucker isn't fired tonight

It ain't Shabbat yet, we can get this deal done today.

Is it wrong that every time the “Breaking News”banner scrolls across the bottom of the screen I’m experiencing increased blood flow?

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