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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Siap 

 

 

Who here has not shot their cannon off prematurely?

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Trotting mack out at his opening press conference and touting gdgd as a mentor sealed it for me

Those were good moves actually. And Greg Davis’ offenses averaged 40 ppg for over a decade. For all of the shit he got, he changed offenses to fit the players and knew how to feature the best players vs. Tom Herman’s assembly line philosophy.
5 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

if boots is saying that then its legit

boots was just featured in an official texas longhorns football video 

mcconaughey drove her car in his intro to college gameday 

Where ur scoop woo

Hmm she also thinks toxic fans and coaching rumors are the reason Evers decommitted and appears to have been pro keeping Herman...guess she wants to keep her access.

Consecutive losses to ISU should be a fireable offense for a head coach at Texas. Just like a loss to Kansas is

5 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Where ur scoop woo

im shut out woo i dont think my opps will ever let me back in the gc 

the only joy i have left is waiting to see @futureman fist himself on onlyfans

There are times when I wonder why I do this to myself.  Scrolling through the twitter feed of a "TexasFancyBoots" for coaching information at 8:30 on a Friday night is one of those times.

If a guy gets drilled as he throws the ball and the throw goes forward into the dirt, is it grounding? The game hinged on this call? 
 

Games are won and lost on the cumulative impact of calls, no calls, bad spots, when the team are close in skill/coaching.
It’s not the one play where Sam took a sack, anymore than it was the one play where we failed to get 6 inches on a 4th down, due to a poor choice to run it from the shotgun vs. elect to not take the 3 points.

He threw the ball to try to avoid a sack, failed to meet the requirements and it is intentional grounding. He was being hit from his left side.
3 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Hmm and Bruce Halls twitter account no longer exists?

Yeah, I noticed that too. Weird. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can anyone confirm that Bruce Halls Twitter account no longer exist?

It gone

10 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Hmm she also thinks toxic fans and coaching rumors are the reason Evers decommitted and appears to have been pro keeping Herman...guess she wants to keep her access.

Ohio State, known for their non toxic fans 

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Games are won and lost on the cumulative impact of calls, no calls, bad spots, when the team are close in skill/coaching.
It’s not the one play where Sam took a sack, anymore than it was the one play where we failed to get 6 inches on a 4th down, due to a poor choice to run it from the shotgun vs. elect to not take the 3 points.

He threw the ball to try to avoid a sack, failed to meet the requirements and it is intentional grounding. He was being hit from his left side.

I thought it was grounding too but didn't think this call was anymore impactful than all the missed holds, blocks in the backs, DPI... We actually got a defensive alignment call in our favor on a FG attempt lol

Some guy who apparently graduated from the business school who either got attacked on social media or was told his comments weren't appreciated.

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can anyone confirm that Bruce Halls Twitter account no longer exist?

Yep it's deleted.

Yah, wouldn’t doubt at all if Fancy Boots (Megan, I think), had some type of connections. She hosts a podcast with a couple of other gals. Has Quan Cosby on sometimes. Goes to every game, home and away. Wooderson drove her car on national TV. Not surprised she’d have an issue with Urban. Some people just will.

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, wouldn’t doubt at all if Fancy Boots (Megan, I think), had some type of connections. She hosts a podcast with a couple of other gals. Has Quan Cosby on sometimes. Goes to every game, home and away. Wooderson drove her car on national TV. Not surprised she’d have an issue with Urban. Some people just will.

Well, as soon as he starts winning everyone's tune will change. The world treats winners differently than it treats losers, etc.

 

31 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Consecutive losses to ISU should be a fireable offense for a head coach at Texas. Just like a loss to Kansas is

Dude, winning against tornado alley is hard..give the man a break.

gonna be a long wait until Tuesday to hear about Mensa's firing...yet I keep coming back to this page for any "insider" scoop. 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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"Here's your one chance, Fancy, don't let me down!" - UMOB thread

21 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

gonna be a long wait until Tuesday to hear about Mensa's firing...yet I keep coming back to this page for any "insider" scoop. 

Burner twitter accounts, OU trolls, and fake insiders. We have this shit on lock.

36 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

Well, as soon as he starts winning everyone's tune will change. The world treats winners differently than it treats losers, etc.

 

Losers always whine about their best.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

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Well I guess Fancy boots cars won't be appearing in  anymore commercials. 

 

My
 
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hurts. I’m just gonna drink until I dont feel feelings. We’re about to hire a man that allows rape, sexual assault, domestic violence, battery, felony burglary, felony robbery & more. Today my
 
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hurts for a program I love falling to levels of integrity I can’t abide by
5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Losers always whine about their best.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Carla was the prom queen.

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

if boots is saying that then its legit

boots was just featured in an official texas longhorns football video 

mcconaughey drove her car in his intro to college gameday 

What kinda damn car does this chick have?

12 minutes ago, Stannis said:

Carla was the prom queen.

Debbie would have had a shot at it

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Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me

4 minutes ago, wood said:

What kinda damn car does this chick have?

Yeah, Fancy is one of the “Fire The Cannon” podcast women. She knows her shit and is well connected. She also drives the old plymouth or whatever with horns on the front that is always parked on San Jac on gameday

11 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Well I guess Fancy boots cars won't be appearing in  anymore commercials. 

 

My
 
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hurts. I’m just gonna drink until I dont feel feelings. We’re about to hire a man that allows rape, sexual assault, domestic violence, battery, felony burglary, felony robbery & more. Today my
 
🧡
hurts for a program I love falling to levels of integrity I can’t abide by

LULZ. Yeah, we're all squeaky clean up on the 40.

5 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

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5 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

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Ah, ok. It's that pos.

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9 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

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I just hope that before we make any hires we run it by the overweight woman with a small Twitter following, that puts Longhorns on her car, hosts a podcast I’ve never heard of, and donates a negligible amount to the University. 
 

If she’s not on board, I’m out. 

Well I guess Fancy boots cars won't be appearing in  anymore commercials. 
 
Fancy Boots   @TexasFancyBoots · 4h   My   1f9e1.svg hurts. I’m just gonna drink until I dont feel feelings. We’re about to hire a man that allows rape, sexual assault, domestic violence, battery, felony burglary, felony robbery & more. Today my   1f9e1.svg hurts for a program I love falling to levels of integrity I can’t abide by

Bye gif

Isn't that the Longhorn pimp outfit?

Where is Thujone?  Where the hell is Thujone?

5 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I just hope that before we make any hires we run it by the overweight woman with a small Twitter following, that puts Longhorns on her car, hosts a podcast I’ve never heard of, and donates a negligible amount to the University. 
 

If she’s not on board, I’m out. 

Got damn that picture is cringe 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who is Bruce hall? 

someone who has not been in my kitchen...

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah, Fancy is one of the “Fire The Cannon” podcast women. She knows her shit and is well connected. She also drives the old plymouth or whatever with horns on the front that is always parked on San Jac on gameday

Last week, the academic side of the athletic department didn't know anything other than what we suspected: Herman doesn't have any backers within the department and he is immature and not the right person for the job. If she has inside info., it would have to come from someone within CDC's circle. I would be interested to know if the BMD's have scoop other than pledging money for a change. I would think they would have the info but I haven't heard any rumblings which is kind of strange. I am also still waiting to hear from my friend in Columbus who is very well tied in to the tOSU scene. I'll probably put in a call tomorrow. If he knew that it was imminent, though, I would know (which means he is in the dark as well).

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5 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

What if I told you she loves Trump?

Stop with the political bullshit. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Isn't that the Longhorn pimp outfit?

Where is Thujone?  Where the hell is Thujone?

He runs the fake coaches twitter accounts. It’s unknown how much clout he has with administration. I haven’t seen the chart that shows the amount of Twitter followers it takes to get what level of access within the program. 

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