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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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14 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Half the people on this board have the patience and perspective of a fevered toddler.

We’ve been patient for 11 years.

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4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Anwar said Cristobal seems to be the backup to CUM

Normally I fact check posts about OB info with a friend's login (they get misquoted a lot on here) but Anwar hasn't posted anything since the game and there's no way in hell I'm listening to 75 minutes of Anwar and Ketch breaking down the loss to see if he mentions it there

Cristobal is my #2 though. Everyone loves a tier list: 

2021 HC tier list
S: Urban
A: Cristobal
B: Campbell, Fickell
C: Napier, Harsin, Malzahn
D: Fleck, Franklin, Tom

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

He would have a GREAT oline and he knows how to cheat his ass off...get a good OC and DC and he can be successful IMO

 

4 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

If Cristobal was the hire he would have to bring in top Coordinators. Muschamp at DC level coordinators. 
 

I wouldn’t mind him raiding Saban’s staff. 
 

 

Cristobal’s offensive schemes have been abysmal at Oregon, and his defense in his third year just gave up 35 and 41 to UCLA and Oregon State in back to back weeks.

People who’ve been ranting about all of the coaching stupidity of Herman and Orlando the last 4 years are going to go postal with Cristobal. 

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You fucking idiots seriously think Cristobal is the choice? The dude that just lost to an unranked instate rival? The dude that cheats his ass off? The dude that owes all of his success to a stud qb that looks BETTER in the nfl? It’s like y’all want Charlie strong who cheats more but was less successful.

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

You fucking idiots seriously think Cristobal is the choice? The dude that just lost to an unranked instate rival? The dude that cheats his ass off? The dude that owes all of his success to a stud qb that looks BETTER in the nfl? It’s like y’all want Charlie strong who cheats more but was less successful.

This

54 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

 

Normally I fact check posts about OB info with a friend's login (they get misquoted a lot on here) but Anwar hasn't posted anything since the game and there's no way in hell I'm listening to 75 minutes of Anwar and Ketch breaking down the loss to see if he mentions it there

Cristobal is my #2 though. Everyone loves a tier list: 

2021 HC tier list
S: Urban
A: Cristobal
B: Campbell, Fickell
😄 Napier, Harsin, Malzahn
😧 Fleck, Franklin, Tom

What has cristobal done to separate himself from a Campbell or more specifically Fickell

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

We’ve been patient for 11 years.

Not really.  There's a difference between waiting and being patient.

Burton's best connection was to Mack... literally could call him and Mack would pick up type of relationship.  There's no way he has that kind of visibility into the program anymore.  I'm sure he knows some BMD's and lots of players being around the program for so long, but with the churn at the AD, it's unlikely he has anywhere near sources he used to. Most of his best connections are long gone.  The AD doesn't leak nearly as much as it used to. 

14 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Burton's best connection was to Mack... literally could call him and Mack would pick up type of relationship.  There's no way he has that kind of visibility into the program anymore.  I'm sure he knows some BMD's and lots of players being around the program for so long, but with the churn at the AD, it's unlikely he has anywhere near sources he used to. Most of his best connections are long gone.  The AD doesn't leak nearly as much as it used to. 

So your saying we should buy into Futureman now?

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So your saying we should buy into Futureman now?

Who is this futureman you speak of? I never see his posts.  

4 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Who is this futureman you speak of? I never see his posts.  

The ignore function can be a beautiful thing.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

He's also a career professional. Not some homer hack job. CDC is going to do his job well, he has done his job well his entire career. 

It’s like herding cats. Have fun Tuesday! 

I just can’t believe that they’re going to let Herman run practice tomorrow. End the misery - fire his ass. 

23 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I just can’t believe that they’re going to let Herman run practice tomorrow. End the misery - fire his ass. 

Well you gotta have the best practice of the year tomorrow, otherwise firing him before that will ruin this magical moment. 

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She followed up...

 

 

This has to be false if only because there are no other fucking names that deserve any serious consideration over Urban. 

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2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Ultimately this is true.  Takes a lot of the fun out of it though.  But, if CDC does not get this right he will be worm dirt.

What folks miss in the eleven years we've sucked is that we haven't had a real AD doing the hiring until now.

Dodds, for all the great money things he did, lucked into the Mack hiring and hired shitty before him, and was ready to retire.

Patterson... bitch please.

Then we had an interim AD while the inmates ran the asylum, making a hire without any real knowledge or search.

CDC is the first time we've had a real AD in a long time. Let's see what he can do.

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14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She followed up...

 

 

Her bitching about UM almost made me want to puke.  If they hire him she will be the first to have her drunk ass in Dallas yelling at okies after we beat them five straight times.

Just now, pearlandhorn said:

Who the fuck is fancy boots?  Seems like a vic chola.

Our new Porta Potty Girl.

What folks miss in the eleven years we've sucked is that we haven't had a real AD doing the hiring until now.
Dodds, for all the great money things he did, lucked into the Mack hiring and hired shitty before him, and was ready to retire.
Patterson... bitch please.
Then we had an interim AD while the inmates ran the asylum, making a hire without any real knowledge or search.
CDC is the first time we've had a real AD in a long time. Let's see what he can do.

I largely agree with you but he had Barnes and Garrido. Barnes for all his flaws fielded some of the best teams we’ve ever had and well Augie, yeah GOAT no question.
6 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Our new Porta Potty Girl.

Not to mention she’s not hiding who she is on Twitter, so if she really had any connections and knew shit, she would have been cut off long ago.  Seems like an extreme attention whore from what’s been posted here.  

2 minutes ago, troph said:


I largely agree with you but he had Barnes and Garrido. Barnes for all his flaws fielded some of the best teams we’ve ever had and well Augie, yeah GOAT no question.

I would add Penders to that as well.  Basketball was terrible before him.  Not to mention all the swim and volleyball coaches.  We were also pretty damn good in women's basketball under his watch.  It did take two shots to get football right but he was correct to get rid of Akers.  Those last few teams were really bad.

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You're telling me the woman with a tricked out car with giant longhorns that wears a burnt orange pimp cape to games is an attention whore?  Let's not jump to any conclusions now.

6 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Can’t imagine that Tom Herman’s literal mouth piece is that connected in any way. I would bet money that IT is going to be the ones to break the firing and the hiring FWIW. With Burton and new ownership plus new subs from 247 they are for sure going to want to be the ones to break all this and really try to monopolize the 995er beat. Also Burton is probably the most connected on the Texas side of things

I'm not a very big fan of Anwar but calling him Tom's mouthpiece is regarded. 

55 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

She followed up...

 

 

Jesus fuck I hate Twitter so much. 

Herman is done. Next?

better sources than fancyboots who is admittedly a Herrman supporter and admitted to being shitcanned last night. 

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I'm not a very big fan of Anwar but calling him Tom's mouthpiece is regarded. 

You haven’t been following things.
Just now, irishtexan said:


You haven’t been following things.

Wrong. 

The guy has been asking Herman the toughest questions of anyone and has been calling for him to get shit canned. 

There's not a single thing he's reported that remotely suggests he's a Tom mouthpiece. 

except for spoon feeding turtle tom that question that he answered with that dissertation.

 

Wait, are you Anwar?

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39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman is done. Next?

better sources than fancyboots who is admittedly a Herrman supporter and admitted to being shitcanned last night. 

Ask about $3 M plus. 
also my favorite scene in any movie

 

47 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman is done. Next?

better sources than fancyboots who is admittedly a Herrman supporter and admitted to being shitcanned last night. 

Just to clarify, you did mean someone was “shitcanned” which means fired... or did you mean shitfaced (drunk)? 

Was Boots drunk or Herman fired? 

Sorry for mansplaining manquestioning.

10 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Just to clarify, you did mean someone was “shitcanned” which means fired... or did you mean shitfaced (drunk)? 

Was Boots drunk or Herman fired? 

Sorry for mansplaining manquestioning.

He is gone. Uhaul might be something other to look into than planes. 
 

 

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Ok, Nicole44, will it be announced this week? Nikki32 would’ve told us.

You know where the 32 and 44 came from? 

Can we please get an update coming from someone else other than “Kankley Boots” or  “Nacho Meal Grande”.

Oh man, it just hit me, Fancy is Grande, Grande is Fancy....

22 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You know where the 32 and 44 came from? 

I hope we’ve made the change, thanks

 

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1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

I know it can’t be anything to do with age, so you had $32 billion on the old site, and it was up to $44B when you created this profile? 

Go get Urban.

 

Do I know you? Admittedly, I have had the worst three years of my entire life . If I insulted you in any way I am sorry. 

I'm so confused.

OK, so ... the job is open, and we're waiting to hear who fills it, correct?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Herman is done. Next?

better sources than fancyboots who is admittedly a Herrman supporter and admitted to being shitcanned last night. 

I take it this means Urban is in the bag..

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