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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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9 minutes ago, TXpride said:

I take it this means Urban is in the bag..

Herman is gone. A given. 
 

 

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25 minutes ago, TXpride said:

I take it this means Urban is in the bag..

He’s our best shot! He knows. 

Edited by Nicole44

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s our best shot! He knows. 

No, there is another 

6 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

No, there is another 

Remember what you have learned 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Remember what you have learned 

Save you, it can!

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Save you, it can!

No shit! Hopefully, my Panhandle peeps know what they are talking about.

 

 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

You know where the 32 and 44 came from? 

Chest size?

49 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Chest size?

You gage it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You gage it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dang, you must be naughtynikki from the old site. But, to answer your question and remember I'm not good at guessing numbers and don't know if we are talking before or after, but if I had to guess, the little one is about a 17 shaved.

45 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You gage it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Seriously, though, did you know that I batted .847 for the Bears? I got a Harley-Davidson. Does that turn you on?

She’s a Panhandle peep, you need a horse.

8 hours ago, Bevo said:

I don't know which I miss more Dodds or my free tickets

Neither one seems like a very big deal now. 

28 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

She’s a Panhandle peep, you need a horse.

Holy shit that made me laugh

Way to pad the posts and generate pages. What’s the magic number of pages to get a corch fired? 416?

2 hours ago, RMac5 said:

She’s a Panhandle peep, you need a horse.

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swing and miss. My game has gone down hill since I made all star in pee wee.

Theres something rotten on the acres of the 40. Herman was always getting fired no matter what. I doubt me posting on shag 2.0 is gonna screw anything up, but we've got some major fireworks headed our way. Grab your popcorn. I dont know when the timing will be. I think we should have a clearer picture as the week goes on. The money is there for UM, if he called us up and said lets do this then things would begin immediately. I keep seeing stuff about needing to wait until Herman's contract reduces in early december. I dont even know if thats true, but its a non factor. He's a dead man walking.

8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'm not a very big fan of Anwar but calling him Tom's mouthpiece is regarded. 

justin timberlake what GIF

6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Do I know you? Admittedly, I have had the worst three years of my entire life . If I insulted you in any way I am sorry. 

No need to apologize to anybody on surly ma’am. If you are offending people or stirring people up then you are doing just fine. 
 

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13 hours ago, immamac said:

He's also a career professional. Not some homer hack job. CDC is going to do his job well, he has done his job well his entire career. 

Dude.  You know the drill.  You're only as good as your last sale.

What has he done for us lately?

18 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Theres something rotten on the acres of the 40. Herman was always getting fired no matter what. He's a dead man walking.

I love the smell formaldehyde in the morning.....

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22 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Theres something rotten on the acres of the 40. Herman was always getting fired no matter what. I doubt me posting on shag 2.0 is gonna screw anything up, but we've got some major fireworks headed our way. Grab your popcorn. I dont know when the timing will be. I think we should have a clearer picture as the week goes on. The money is there for UM, if he called us up and said lets do this then things would begin immediately. I keep seeing stuff about needing to wait until Herman's contract reduces in early december. I dont even know if thats true, but its a non factor. He's a dead man walking.

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27 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Theres something rotten on the acres of the 40. Herman was always getting fired no matter what. I doubt me posting on shag 2.0 is gonna screw anything up, but we've got some major fireworks headed our way. Grab your popcorn. I dont know when the timing will be. I think we should have a clearer picture as the week goes on. The money is there for UM, if he called us up and said lets do this then things would begin immediately. I keep seeing stuff about needing to wait until Herman's contract reduces in early december. I dont even know if thats true, but its a non factor. He's a dead man walking.

The "buyout" is paying off the prorated amount left on the contract. So there is no magical date where the buyout number drops.

24 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Theres something rotten on the acres of the 40. Herman was always getting fired no matter what. I doubt me posting on shag 2.0 is gonna screw anything up, but we've got some major fireworks headed our way. Grab your popcorn. I dont know when the timing will be. I think we should have a clearer picture as the week goes on. The money is there for UM, if he called us up and said lets do this then things would begin immediately. I keep seeing stuff about needing to wait until Herman's contract reduces in early december. I dont even know if thats true, but its a non factor. He's a dead man walking.

Your post is very staccato. The only way to put it. Herman was not and will never be a good coach. I feel bad for you that you feel sad for him. He made himself a dead man walking, Fancy?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Your post is very staccato. The only way to put it. Herman was not and will never be a good coach. I feel bad for you that you feel sad for him. He made himself a dead man walking, Fancy?

I didnt read his post that way. I read it more as it is what it is and get ready for some changes coming

13 hours ago, vtaenz said:
13 hours ago, immamac said:
 

Don't tell that to half the people on this board calling for his head...

the threat from the sheepfuckers is real.  not that they are value for a result in a semifinal, but other results could put them in.

domer and clemson are going to play in the acc championship game.  a domer win in the rematch kicks out clemson.  a clemson win, and they're both in.

tosu is on the cusp of going rona.

and if bama throttles florida, which is certainly posible, selection sunday looks like this:

1 bama or domer

2 domer or bama

3 ? or ?

4 ? or ?

the bleating from indoctrination station will circle the earth more times than the krakatoa eruption.

CDC has to act.  now.

even if he doesn't deliver CUM on tuesday, the removal has to happen regardelss, because the announcement will slow down negative recruiting momentum.

has to be tuesday.  if not, he then has to deliver CUM or it's pitchforks and torches.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Your post is very staccato. The only way to put it. Herman was not and will never be a good coach. I feel bad for you that you feel sad for him. He made himself a dead man walking, Fancy?

I dont feel sad for him, but its a sad situation. Not football related. 

7 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Can we please get an update coming from someone else other than “Kankley Boots” or  “Nacho Meal Grande”.

Oh man, it just hit me, Fancy is Grande, Grande is Fancy....

I remember the good ol days of "MadDog out per Jesus"

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

I dont feel sad for him, but its a sad situation. Not football related. 

What situation would that be?  That he rubbed everyone wrong in his time here and hasn't won enough to offset it?  So now everyone is tired of his shit?  Seems somewhat football related.  If he'd have won, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

I didnt read his post that way. I read it more as it is what it is and get ready for some changes coming

Yea maybe to make it more clear- Herman is a fvck up and we are done with him. He couldve won the Big 12 and still wouldve gotten fired. We have some bad press coming our way. I think it actually helps with UM. They hate each other. 

35 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Theres something rotten on the acres of the 40. 

So CDC is sleeping with Herman's mom?  Herman is going to get in a duel with Shaka with a poison binder they both are going to kill each other just as Riley shows up to claim Texas for Oklahoma

Fucking 2020. 

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

has to be tuesday.  if not, he then has to deliver CUM or it's pitchforks and torches.

What is magical about Tuesday? Why not tomorrow?

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the threat from the sheepfuckers is real.  not that they are value for a result in a semifinal, but other results could put them in.

domer and clemson are going to play in the acc championship game.  a domer win in the rematch kicks out clemson.  a clemson win, and they're both in.

tosu is on the cusp of going rona.

and if bama throttles florida, which is certainly posible, selection sunday looks like this:

1 bama or domer

2 domer or bama

3 ? or ?

4 ? or ?

the bleating from indoctrination station will circle the earth more times than the krakatoa eruption.

CDC has to act.  now.

even if he doesn't deliver CUM on tuesday, the removal has to happen regardelss, because the announcement will slow down negative recruiting momentum.

has to be tuesday.  if not, he then has to deliver CUM or it's pitchforks and torches.

I get your sentiment but let the man work. The aggies aren’t winning shit this year even if they get in. 

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What is magical about Tuesday? Why not tomorrow?

They observe Bonifacio Day due to the department's strong Filipino ties.

5 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yea maybe to make it more clear- Herman is a fvck up and we are done with him. He couldve won the Big 12 and still wouldve gotten fired. We have some bad press coming our way. I think it actually helps with UM. They hate each other. 

Just fucking spill the beans, dude. This "I have a secret but I'm not going to tell you" bullshit is regarded.

9 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This has to be false if only because there are no other fucking names that deserve any serious consideration over Urban. 

this.  per cdc's own criteria.  "done it twice".   no other names if that criteria is "done it twice P5".

The bad press that is coming our way is a loss to KSU who just got nipped at the wire by Baylor last night.

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Just fucking spill the beans, dude. This "I have a secret but I'm not going to tell you" bullshit is regarded.

If Major Applewhite and Steve Sarkisian had a baby it would be Tom Herman. 

Just now, Caddox said:

If Major Applewhite and Steve Sarkisian had a baby it would be Tom Herman. 

Ahhhhh...Seamus O’Herlihey. I understand. 

Anwar said Cristobal seems to be the backup to CUM

Sadat?
the threat from the sheepfuckers is real.  not that they are value for a result in a semifinal, but other results could put them in.
domer and clemson are going to play in the acc championship game.  a domer win in the rematch kicks out clemson.  a clemson win, and they're both in.
tosu is on the cusp of going rona.
and if bama throttles florida, which is certainly posible, selection sunday looks like this:
1 bama or domer
2 domer or bama
3 ? or ?
4 ? or ?
the bleating from indoctrination station will circle the earth more times than the krakatoa eruption.
CDC has to act.  now.
even if he doesn't deliver CUM on tuesday, the removal has to happen regardelss, because the announcement will slow down negative recruiting momentum.
has to be tuesday.  if not, he then has to deliver CUM or it's pitchforks and torches.

I’m surprised how many here don’t see this. It’s a major problem. It was what they said would happen when they left for the SEC. most laughed. Recruiting is harder, we have been through a decade of shit. And A&M is on the cusp of the playoffs. Yeah they won’t win it, but first Texas team in? Yeah that’s hella not ok.
2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

If Major Applewhite and Steve Sarkisian had a baby it would be Tom Herman. 

You'll have to excuse my skepticism, but if that were true, he'd already be gone or at least on leave.  You can't keep a guy on staff these days with those types of allegations.

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Someone can start a Cristobal thread I'm tired of having this thread bumped for people to talk about anything other than firing this piece of shit. This thread is for hatred not for figuring out who is next. 

There is 2 other threads for that. I need this thread to get back on track. 

12 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Half the people on this board have the patience and perspective of a fevered toddler.

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Someone can start a Cristobal thread I'm tired of having this thread bumped for people to talk about anything other than firing this piece of shit. This thread is for hatred not for figuring out who is next. 
There is 2 other threads for that. I need this thread to get back on track. 

Just merge the two and be done with it? I dunno.
6 minutes ago, Caddox said:

If Major Applewhite and Steve Sarkisian had a baby it would be Tom Herman. 

Ol Freak Nasty is proud it seems

15 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What is magical about Tuesday? Why not tomorrow?

nothing.  i'm all for right now.  but it's always tuesday.

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