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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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15 minutes ago, texasfight2025 said:

IT is reporting that Cosmi is opting out.  Writing is on the wall

If Ossai is smart he will do the same. 

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10 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Motherfucker. I want to give you the middle finger for now making me have this song in my head for the next week, but I like you and I don't down-vote. 

So we are cool then?  This is the status of UT football. 


 

 

40 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If the Applewhite + Sark rumors are true, it just saved UT $15M

What’s the rumor?

34 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

If the Applewhite + Sark rumors are true, it just saved UT $15M

That or a negotiated buyout behind closed doors. I don’t know if it’s the kind of thing we can keep quiet or not. 

9 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, they've beaten Vandy (0-8), UF (7-1), MSU (2-6), Arky (3-5), S Car (2-7), and LSU (3-4). They lost to Bama by 4 TDs. They've beaten 1 good team. They're pretty good but certainly nothing special. If they get into the playoff because the B10 and Pac12 teams didn't play enough games, and then get their asses kicked by Bama (again) or Clemson or ND...OK? Will anyone even remember?

Your premise that Texas needs to fix its shit is totally true. Whatever A&M does or doesn't do is irrelevant to that point though. 

i'm going to make a political retort: some percentage of 73m people believe the orange man's version of reality.  aggy lives in that reality.  if they make the playoffs they will put it on the side of pyle and buy billboards and bleat incessantly and fuck recruiting unless we land a nuclear strike.  the reality they have beaten no one and are a shit side matters fuckall.  they don't have to do or not do anything.  their mere existence is a threat given our current situation.  they live for this.

i was there, i was there 3000 years ago, back in 1984, when aggy began their fedex run.   the darkest hole in ut football history.

nuclear strike from orbit.  the only way to be sure.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So we are cool then?  This is the status of UT football. 


 

 

We're supposed to be Darth Vader, not the sperm hat minions.

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Tom 'allegedly' likes the yayo, right?

4 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

What’s the rumor?

Yeah, I’m lost on this too. 

 

How much does it cost to hire a banner in Kansas?

Sam should opt out. He was already running for his life on most plays. The kid needs to think about his future. I doubt he will, but he's about to take a much worse beating that otherwise.  

If it’s applewhite and sark, then Herman fucked a trainer and is an alcoholic.

How much does it cost to hire a banner in Kansas?

Seven bushels of corn
1 minute ago, RabidM said:

Sam should opt out. He was already running for his life on most plays. The kid needs to think about his future. I doubt he will, but he's about to take a much worse beating that otherwise.  

What's he going to opt out for? It's not like he's likely to get drafted at this point. Having to play under Herman has already destroyed his body but I doubt playing two/three more games will make much of a difference at this point.

(Although I would like to see him opt out so Thompson/Card could get the reps)

We need to fire the fucker RIGHT NOW.  What recruiting we have will completely fall to shambles if everyone knows he's going to be fired but is still roaming the sidelines while we wait for some polite, arbitrary stopping point.  

18 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, they've beaten Vandy (0-8), UF (7-1), MSU (2-6), Arky (3-5), S Car (2-7), and LSU (3-4). They lost to Bama by 4 TDs. They've beaten 1 good team. They're pretty good but certainly nothing special. If they get into the playoff because the B10 and Pac12 teams didn't play enough games, and then get their asses kicked by Bama (again) or Clemson or ND...OK? Will anyone even remember?

Your premise that Texas needs to fix its shit is totally true. Whatever A&M does or doesn't do is irrelevant to that point though. 

Let's not kid ourselves. A&M getting in the playoffs would be a huge recruiting boon for them and hurt us. It would be similar to OU getting the recruiting bump when they got into the playoffs even though they got blasted when they were there. Recruits don't think like us fans and analyze how they got there and whatnot. They see a team in the playoff that only needs to fill certain holes to win it all (which would be the pitch). We need to make a splash hire immediately to stop the bleeding or we would set ourselves back for few more years.

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Seven bushels of corn

How much is that in bitcoin?  

4 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

What's he going to opt out for? It's not like he's likely to get drafted at this point. Having to play under Herman has already destroyed his body but I doubt playing two/three more games will make much of a difference at this point.

(Although I would like to see him opt out so Thompson/Card could get the reps)

He still has a chance at an NFL future. He's risking injury.  He can't count on his blindside anymore.  He's taken enough hits for the university.  He's taken more hits than anyone in the country these four seasons, probably by a wide margin.  

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6 minutes ago, EE2B said:

If it’s applewhite and sark, then Herman fucked a trainer and is an alcoholic.

I think it could be Applewhite and Herman for the alcoholic part to be true. 

Just now, ShowMeALoss said:

Let's not kid ourselves. A&M getting in the playoffs would be a huge recruiting boon for them and hurt us. It would be similar to OU getting the recruiting bump when they got into the playoffs even though they got blasted when they were there. Recruits don't think like us fans and analyze how they got there and whatnot. They see a team in the playoff that only needs to fill certain holes to win it all (which would be the pitch). We need to make a splash hire immediately to stop the bleeding or we would set ourselves back for few more years.

I'm sure it would be good for them for a recruiting cycle. But if Texas hires the right coach, we'll be good. If we don't, we won't. That's true regardless of what A&M does. 

I wouldn’t worry so much. Trust me (I cross my heart and hope to die and neg me to Bolivia if I am wrong). 

32 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

You know what you have to do army brat.

What, Seppuku?

18 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Caden Sterns should opt out 

He already has. 

12 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


3.50  bushels of corn

Fify

On 11/28/2020 at 10:34 AM, ztejas said:

Well, four years of attempted work.

Rotating in place is still work.

This thread gets more and more 2020 every time it’s updated but Herman is still not fired

The alcohol has been an issue from the get go. I don’t think it’s been anything too ridiculous like Sark, I think people just wonder if it affects his job.

 I don’t think anything happened with a UT employee. More like being an adulterer doesn’t play great in momma’s living room. 

And the good news is I’m just an anonymous asshole on a message board so there’s zero reason to believe any of what I’m saying. 
 

But Tommy has been a naughty boy and it may cost him a hell of a lot more than his coaching job.

13 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Sam should opt out. He was already running for his life on most plays. The kid needs to think about his future. I doubt he will, but he's about to take a much worse beating that otherwise.  

He won’t but honestly should and Texas would benefit from giving Thompson/Card/Jackson live reps

Lol at Cosmi opting out. He’ll be back at practice two days after quitting the program like nothing happened. Just like Eagles, Mitchell, Foster, anyone else that quit and came back. Awesome team chemistry we have. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Lol at Cosmi opting out. He’ll be back at practice two days after quitting the program like nothing happened.

Hes opting out to prepare for the draft, not because he's being pissy.

Lol at Cosmi opting out. He’ll be back at practice two days after quitting the program like nothing happened. Just like Eagles, Mitchell, Foster, anyone else that quit and came back. Awesome team chemistry we have. 

Not sure about this one. This is the smart career move. He’ll most likely be drafted in the first round in five months if he’s healthy. No need to risk it playing two more meaningless games.
3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He won’t but honestly should and Texas would benefit from giving Thompson/Card/Jackson live reps

I think they wait until Kansas for them to see action. But, we could be down by 21 at the half against KState then they should see some playing time.

54 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Hoo-boy, here we go . . .

Not sure it has anything to do with herm or the fact that there’s nothing to play for

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure it has anything to do with herm or the fact that there’s nothing to play for

Probably a little Column A, a little Column B

39 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

What’s the rumor?

User name does not check out.

I think it could be Applewhite and Herman for the alcoholic part to be true. 

I’ve definitely heard lots of Sark-like rumors these last few years. I’ve heard of the womanizing prior to him coming to UT but not recently. Getting my popcorn ready!
44 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

What’s the rumor?

 

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2 hours ago, Caddox said:

Yea maybe to make it more clear- Herman is a fvck up and we are done with him. He couldve won the Big 12 and still wouldve gotten fired. We have some bad press coming our way. I think it actually helps with UM. They hate each other. 

 

2 hours ago, Caddox said:

If Major Applewhite and Steve Sarkisian had a baby it would be Tom Herman. 

 

17 minutes ago, Caddox said:

The alcohol has been an issue from the get go. I don’t think it’s been anything too ridiculous like Sark, I think people just wonder if it affects his job.

 I don’t think anything happened with a UT employee. More like being an adulterer doesn’t play great in momma’s living room. 

And the good news is I’m just an anonymous asshole on a message board so there’s zero reason to believe any of what I’m saying. 
 

But Tommy has been a naughty boy and it may cost him a hell of a lot more than his coaching job.

@UncleBuck

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

What is magical about Tuesday? Why not tomorrow?

Herman’s salary that’s paid by Texas is on a December 1st to December 1st fiscal year I guess. The only way I can see that mattering is the university finishes paying his salary for 2020 then the donors step in to pay his buy out? 

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So you’re telling me Michelle’s hot ass body and big titties need some loving because Tom has been stepping out? Sign me the fuck up

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Ooooh. These went right over my head at first. Thanks
47 minutes ago, runthebone said:

We're supposed to be Darth Vader, not the sperm hat minions.

Is now an appropriate time to point out that Dave Prowse, the actor in the Darth Vader suit passed yesterday?

18 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure it has anything to do with herm or the fact that there’s nothing to play for

Either way, the dominoes are about to start falling.  If others follow suit and the ones that stay have quit on TH, then it will get even uglier and force some hands.

I thought it was public knowledge that Tom, allegedly, has been fucking a famous jewelry designer from Austin. 

47 minutes ago, RPM said:

How much does it cost to hire a banner in Kansas?

However many bushels of wheat are equal to $3K....like 500?

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