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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

depends, are you blonde or brunette? And do the drapes have to match the carpet?

Carpet has been pretty well replaced by linoleum these days. 

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Sam please opt out.

get some rest.

heal.

let the other QBs get some playing time.

its the right thing to do for the University.

22 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

It also doesn’t help with the Urban situation IMO.  Pretty bad optics to fire a guy for a scandal then replace him with someone who was fired for another scandal

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If we land Urban, the "optics" are going to be that Texas flopped its' "12-pounder" on the table.

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

4 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Are you retarded? Read the thread.

To be fair I post on an internet message board that follows 18-21 year old kids lives and judges them constantly...yeah I’m regarded AF. I didn’t intend for you and crash to get all pissy. My patience is gone for herman so all this dick teasing the last few weeks is getting old. Thanks for any info you are willing to share bud. 

7 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

The bottom section said whatever he did will cost him more than his job. If the drinking and infidelity aren’t a problem what could he have done?  

A dead girl or a live boy?

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Or maybe that's LSU

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

Is that well documented?  

They announce what time the K-State Wake, I mean Game, is yet?  I have a feeling the Kansas game isn't going to take place so I think this is Herman's last game as Texas HC.  

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

Meaning Tom and the rest of us are retarded people who have too much time on our hands instead of doing something productive...like our jobs? Yeah, definitely. 

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:


Yah ffs let’s hear it

I've already seen this movie. Glenn Close played Kendra Scott, Michael Douglas played Tom Herman.

That poor rabbit. :( 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn. Thank you Thank you Thank you 

That's the best picture I've been able to find of her. She's worth $500M or so.

8 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Herman: Making a woman cum is really, really hard.

all outta rep but this deserves a lot of love all over it. Hot, gooey, rep love

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

That's the best picture I've been able to find of her. She's worth $500M or so.

Relax. My boner can only get so hard before my heart starts acting up, and I'm young. 

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

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Pretty sure they modeled the Predator's mask after that smile

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2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Is that well documented?  

He’s not hot. It must be the money then? Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999) before I would sleep with Herman. Pretty girls banging a loser. Don’t get it. From a girl POV.

12 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

That what?  I thought it was well documented that Sam hates Tom?

It is... it was bad sarcasm

Just now, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

About Kendra Scott | Kendra Scott Jewelry

Man, delete this. I just went from midnight back to 6. 

Just now, Rimbo said:

Here's a different image, in case you were thinking she was hot

About Kendra Scott | Kendra Scott Jewelry

Yeah, I think Michelle is better looking. That $500M though ...

Just now, Nicole44 said:

He’s not hot. It must be the money then? Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999) before I would sleep with Herman. Pretty girls banging a loser. Don’t get it. From a girl POV.

I never thought I would ever read any of these words from a woman. God bless you for looking past the money. 

wonder what she looks like without the 5 pounds of clown greasepaint on her face

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man, delete this. I just went from midnight back to 6. 

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Vandy just fired Derek Mason. CDC, it can be done. You don’t have to wait.

Looks like we found Herman a landing spot

All this could be good for buyout negotiations.   Turn 20 into 12-15? Fuck if I know, just want it to happen now.

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10 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Vandy just fired Derek Mason. CDC, it can be done. You don’t have to wait.

Serves him right. He put a woman on the field last game. 

38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

True or false: guys marry the brunette but fuck blondes on the side. 

Guys marry whatever hair color and fuck whatever hair color on the side. And yes, it's great when the carpet matches the curtains. When the floor is waxed clean is also pretty amazing.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I thought it was public knowledge that Tom, allegedly, has been fucking a famous jewelry designer from Austin. 

Kendra Scott was born in Kenosha, Wisconsin. At age 16, her family moved to Houston, Texas where she graduated from Klein High School.[5] Scott fell in love and "followed a boy" to Texas A&M University,[5] which she attended for one year[6] before dropping out to move to Austin, Texas at age 19

 

Scott's designs also appeared in Randolph Duke's 2007 runway show.

 

Animated | Pepe Silvia | Know Your Meme

 

IT'S ALL CONNECTED GUYS. Herman, Kendra Scott , Urban Meyer, Randolph Duke.

 

Wait, Randolph Duke produces runway shows for a living?  I always pictured him as somebody in business or higher education?  This is a weird website. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Lol at Cosmi opting out. He’ll be back at practice two days after quitting the program like nothing happened. Just like Eagles, Mitchell, Foster, anyone else that quit and came back. Awesome team chemistry we have. 

You are not a smart man.

CDC. Please. I want to be somewhat productive this week.

 

You know where the 32 and 44 came from? 

Come on. You know the answer around here is always boobs.

Are you paying attention CDC?  Now is the time.  Don't fuck around, Urban or not.  

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s not hot. It must be the money then? Honestly, I’d bang Mack Brown (circa 1999) before I would sleep with Herman. Pretty girls banging a loser. Don’t get it. From a girl POV.

How do you feel about non-rich middle-aged, fat dudes?

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Played a girl, got fired...how about that 

Black and female Americans alike having a rough weekend 

2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I mean, they've beaten Vandy (0-8), UF (7-1), MSU (2-6), Arky (3-5), S Car (2-7), and LSU (3-4). They lost to Bama by 4 TDs. They've beaten 1 good team. They're pretty good but certainly nothing special. If they get into the playoff because the B10 and Pac12 teams didn't play enough games, and then get their asses kicked by Bama (again) or Clemson or ND...OK? Will anyone even remember?

Your premise that Texas needs to fix its shit is totally true. Whatever A&M does or doesn't do is irrelevant to that point though. 

LOL, so the teams they've beaten are a combined 17-31? Nice. SECSECSEC...

Don't even allow the fraud the luxury of claiming 4-0 in bowls, at the conclusion of the regular season fire the worthless fucker and let Ash coach the bowl. If there was any year to seize the Big 12 in recent years this was it. Instead Herman dropped 3 conference games and couldn't even beat a horrible TCU team.

2 hours ago, SDG said:

How much is that in bitcoin?  

7 bitcorn.

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nicole why are you posting your headshots again?

For my benefit, that's why @Nicole44 is posting her headshots.

Got damnit, we need more entertaining rumors. I am spending treeFiddy after all 

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

You know, I would honestly almost respect Kirk Bohls if he had the grapes to ask TH in Monday's presser "coach Herman, the rumors are rampant that you've been having an extramarital affair this season. Would you care to comment on how you believe this may have impacted your ability to put a quality product on the field?"

C'mon, KB. You're well past retirement age. Go out in a blaze of glory, you miserable old cunt.

I think we should give Derka $9.95 AND some Best Buy coupons to do it. 

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

except for the $37.5m

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