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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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56 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

bb u may not be these old 60 year old yt males in this threads type but i would make u a part of the 4pf set

 

 

I honestly have no idea what you just said

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I had no idea who Kendra Scott was so I went to her wikipedia page and saw this little fact-"Scott's designs also appeared in Randolph Duke's 2007 runway show."

So the person sleeping with Tom (allegedly) has worked closely with the poster most adamantly against hiring Urban.  This is grassy knoll Roswell level conspiracy shit.  It bottles the mind.  

 

 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Serves him right. He put a woman on the field last game. 

Well, we have a woman as head football coach so........

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Well, we have a woman as head football coach so........

How dare you disparage women like that.

5 hours ago, UncleBuck said:


Pretty much every draftnick I follow on twitter thinks he’s a 1st.

They thought the same about Connor Williams, until they didn’t. 

What womens if I appear to be the only one posting. Fight me👻🤣🤣🤣👻👻👻

bb u may not be these old 60 year old yt males in this threads type but i would make u a part of the 4pf set
 
 

So now we got RapGameLarry AND Lil Baby up in hurrrr...

I would not give Herman an excuse platform in his press conference tomorrow.  Can his ass tonight.  

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

I would not give Herman an excuse platform in his press conference tomorrow.  Can his ass tonight.  

This is the thing I'm interested in seeing...if they roll him out then he's probably finishing the season. If it gets cancelled....well, bye.

They thought the same about Connor Williams, until they didn’t. 

Most I followed had him pegged as a 2nd round prospect after the season. He entered the season with the 1st rounder talk. The injury didn’t help, and he had an inconsistent finish against WVU and Tech.

Cosmi is at the least viewed as a top 50 guy today, now that the tape has stopped. Will also be a weaker OL draft from what I’m gauging. Sitting out the last two (or 1) games might not help the look, though. We’ll see.
10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What womens if I appear to be the only one posting. Fight me👻🤣🤣🤣👻👻👻

appearances are everything.

So anybody know Y CDC no fire Tom Herman now?

29 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I honestly have no idea what you just said

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Dammit.  Why can't i insert my funny as shit gifs anymore? 

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When they measured Connor Williams at the combine, it turned out he didn't really have Tackle measurements and had short arms for the position.  That was a big hit to his draft stock.  I don't think Cosmi is going to have that issue.  Cosmi's final season was not as dominant as hoped, but it was solid.  Perhaps he's not a top 10 pick, but the first round should be very possible, and is more likely than not... assuming solid combine + pre draft workouts etc...

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8 minutes ago, RabidM said:

When they measured Connor Williams at the combine, it turned out he didn't really have Tackle measurements and had short arms for the position.  That was a big hit to his draft stock.  I don't think Cosmi is going to have that issue.  Cosmi's final season was not as dominant as hoped, but it was solid.  Perhaps he's not a top 10 pick, but the first round should be very possible, and is more likely than not... assuming solid combine + pre draft workouts etc...

Getting away from anymore coaching by Herb Hand should also raise Cosmi's nfl draft stock as well... 

When they measured Connor Williams at the combine, it turned out he didn't really have Tackle measurements and had short arms for the position.  That was a big hit to his draft stock.  I don't think Cosmi is going to have that issue.  Cosmi's final season was not as dominant as hoped, but it was solid.  Perhaps he's not a top 10 pick, but the first round should be very possible, and is more likely than not... assuming solid combine + pre draft workouts etc...

He’s the consensus number two tackle on the board after Sewell at Oregon. He’ll go in the first round barring just an awful combine.
59 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I honestly have no idea what you just said

He thinks we're all 60 year old white guys.

Gerry Hamilton reporting that Tom is hoping to receive a vote of confidence this evening - IT doesn't expect this to happen.

 

 

*I wonder if Herman skips his PC tomorrow if he doesn't get assurances from administration.

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Just now, troph said:

from who? the BOR, President? CDC?

Gerry just said 'the Athletic Department'.

 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry just said 'the Athletic Department'.

 

that's some desperate ass shit right there.

"please like me, please. please?"

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry Hamilton reporting that Tom is hoping to receive a vote of confidence this evening - IT doesn't expect this to happen.

 

 

*I wonder if Herman skips his PC tomorrow if he doesn't get assurances from administration.

Well you can hope in one hand and shit in the other...

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry Hamilton reporting that Tom is hoping to receive a vote of confidence this evening - IT doesn't expect this to happen.

 

 

*I wonder if Herman skips his PC tomorrow if he doesn't get assurances from administration.

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Nahlin thinks this is Herman trying to bully CDC - either give me a vote of confidence or fire me now.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin thinks this is Herman trying to bully CDC - either give me a vote of confidence or fire me now.

K Tom. Here’s your vote of confidence. Now go to bed

Time for CDC to shit or get off the pot. I vote: why not both? Drop this turd and go to your meeting with urban.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Herman trying to bully a dude that didn't even hire him lol. What a retarded fuckface

If Herman knows that Ruben Cryer isn’t a lock, and he fires him,  (and knowing we all want Ruben), then we’ll.... 

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

If Herman knows that Ruben Cryer isn’t a lock, and he fires him,  (and knowing we all want Ruben), then we’ll.... 

Make futureman fist him

20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry Hamilton reporting that Tom is hoping to receive a vote of confidence this evening - IT doesn't expect this to happen.

 

 

*I wonder if Herman skips his PC tomorrow if he doesn't get assurances from administration.

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Herman doesn't want Texas to hire Meyer before they fire him. He's just lashing out and being a bitch about it.

18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry Hamilton reporting that Tom is hoping to receive a vote of confidence this evening - IT doesn't expect this to happen.

 

 

*I wonder if Herman skips his PC tomorrow if he doesn't get assurances from administration.

Herm trying to reenact the hostage scene from Blazing Saddles.  Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Herman doesn't want Texas to hire Meyer before they fire him. He's just lashing out and being a bitch about it.

This. Very much shades of Brown/Saban fiasco

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Herman doesn't want Texas to hire Meyer before they fire him. He's just lashing out and being a bitch about it.

This

Just now, Texas Flood said:

This. Very much shades of Brown/Saban fiasco

Also this

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Herman doesn't want Texas to hire Meyer before they fire him. He's just lashing out and being a bitch about it.

Didn't seem to have a problem with it when he was the one getting hired and Charlie was getting fired.

Just now, Texas Flood said:

This. Very much shades of Brown/Saban fiasco

Meyer is a lot closer to coming here than Saban ever was.  

And Herman's behavior reminds me of another prominent person in our lives right now who can't take the fucking hint: Start packing.  Don't touch anything else on the way out. 

1 minute ago, Texas Flood said:

This. Very much shades of Brown/Saban fiasco

Herman trying to screw things up will only make Urban want this job more. 

3 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

This. Very much shades of Brown/Saban fiasco

How?  Mack scuttled that plan almost a year in advance according to Tom Hick's own words.

I am a number of bourbons in for the evening and just want to say CDC - Fire this motherfucker already!!

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Herman doesn't want Texas to hire Meyer before they fire him. He's just lashing out and being a bitch about it.

Like Mack, Jr.

i wonder if Tom also likes for Sally to lick on his lactating titties. 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Meyer is a lot closer to coming here than Saban ever was.  

And Herman's behavior reminds me of another prominent person in our lives right now who can't take the fucking hint: Start packing.  Don't touch anything else on the way out. 

Cal Mcnair?

3 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

This. Very much shades of Brown/Saban fiasco

Gotdammit.

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Meyer is a lot closer to coming here than Saban ever was.  

And Herman's behavior reminds me of another prominent person in our lives right now who can't take the fucking hint: Start packing.  Don't touch anything else on the way out. 

Watch Herman badmouth to recruits and current players on his way out. He's that type of narcissist too

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