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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin thinks this is Herman trying to bully CDC - either give me a vote of confidence or fire me now.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Gotdammit.

That was different. Brown actually had support. Herman has none.

Actually I’m pretty impressed on how tight lipped this all is.  Only the main players know what’s really going on.  Kennedy type shit.

5 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Herman trying to screw things up will only make Urban want this job more. 

I agree, Urban's probably laughing his ass off at him being a little bitch rn. 

24 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Nahlin thinks this is Herman trying to bully CDC - either give me a vote of confidence or fire me now.

Sounds like he's just trying to force the issue. "Bully" seems like a strong word. 

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35 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry Hamilton reporting that Tom is hoping to receive a vote of confidence this evening - IT doesn't expect this to happen.

 

 

*I wonder if Herman skips his PC tomorrow if he doesn't get assurances from administration.

We can give him a vote of confidence...in being confident that he'll continue to fuck up if he was retained. End it now. Get this assclown out of here 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sounds like he's just trying to force the issue. "Bully" seems like a strong word. 

Agreed, CDC could just say "no".

Seems like Herman knows he’s fired and wants to get it over with. 

2 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Seems like Herman knows he’s fired and wants to get it over with. 

Get in line, mofo.

1 minute ago, DoneWithit said:

Seems like Herman knows he’s fired and wants to get it over with. 

If that is the case, I agree with him. If he is going to be fired no matter what I would prefer it be done as soon as practicable.

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Sounds like he's just trying to force the issue. "Bully" seems like a strong word. 

It was used in the context of Herman’s personality - as a bully. 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

If that is the case, I agree with him. If he is going to be fired no matter what I would prefer it be done as soon as practicable.

Yep. No point in having to do a press conference tomorrow and get asked questions about your job status when everyone already knows the answer. 

41 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Well you can hope in one hand and shit in the other...

I’m pretty sure that’s Tom’s coaching philosophy

I’m hoping that we have a Stan Drayton or Chris Ash press conference tomorrow as Herman will be setting up to have his house listed with an agent tomorrow at noon. Make it happen CDC.

7 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Seems like Herman knows he’s fired and wants to get it over with. 

This could be it. It'll give him enough time to find a new gig and start recruiting

Herman wants to know now so that he can line up one of the open jobs.

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Herman wants to know now so that he can line up one of the open jobs.

Would help us on the buyout if he is coaching somewhere next year

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Herman wants to know now so that he can line up one of the open jobs.

Go for it Bud. 

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7 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Darn near every man on here (and perhaps some women) would agree that Michelle Herman and Kendra Scott are easy on the eyes.  In that regard, Tom Herman's no different than any of us.

Yes, I’d bang both, but I wouldn’t throw WR screens to Cade Brewer with Kai Money as his lead blocker on critical 3rd downs...so I am nothing like that retard. 

When Herman went 0-2 vs Maryland--which any average coached team with our talent would have beaten handily each year--whatever credibility he had was shot. Out of the gate, he shit the bed. Year two, when he should have mud holed a team with a replacement coach installed weeks before the season began, he dropped a double deuce.

Buh-bye, Tom. You're gonna have a year off to deal with your wife's divorce lawyers. In 5 years you'll be coaching at Minnesota or Washington State and working on culture by serving burnt toast and runny eggs to the players.

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Herman wants to know now so that he can line up one of the open jobs.

I don’t know. If  any of the stuff being thrown about is half true, I think it’s more of a negotiation tactic by Tom. If he’s fired, he gets the buyout. If he’s fired for cause, they litigate over the causation.....and Herman seems to cast blame elsewhere frequently. Doesn’t seem like he’s going to think it’s his fault. If Texas is doing normal negotiation, they may be trying to get him to lower the buyout over an agreed confidentiality and he steps down for “personal reasons.“ Saves them both negative publicity.......:Not that I know anything beyond all the shit being posted. 

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Is it not an option anymore to “reassign” a head coach to golf course maintenance director or something? Then if they want to leave they have to negotiate a buyout?

I assume agents have figured out how to prevent that in the contracts.

7 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

I don’t know. If  any of the stuff being thrown about is half true, I think it’s more of a negotiation tactic by Tom. If he’s fired, he gets the buyout. If he’s fired for cause, the litigate over the causation.....and Herman seems to cast blame elsewhere frequently. Doesn’t seem like he’s going to think it’s his fault. If Texas is doing normal negotiation, they may be trying to get him to lower the buyout over an agreed confidentiality and he steps down for “personal reasons.“ Saves them both negative publicity.......:Not that I know anything beyond all the shit being posted. 

0 chance in hell that CDC negotiates with terrorists. 

37 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Watch Herman badmouth to recruits and current players on his way out. He's that type of narcissist too

We don’t have much of a recruiting class to speak of anyway. If recruits believe UM is the next coach...it won’t make a shit what Herman says on his way out.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

0 chance in hell that CDC negotiates with terrorists. 

So we're waiting on CDC's sniper to take the shot?

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

0 chance in hell that CDC negotiates with terrorists. 

Don’t give me wrong, in the end, I think he’s fired regardless. But you got to go through some steps to get there. If you can save yourself negative publicity and reduced buy out, then start there. Tom then blows up, you take the next step. 

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

0 chance in hell that CDC negotiates with terrorists. 

CDC to Herman with McConaughey standing right behind him as the hype man. 

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23 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Herman wants to know now so that he can line up one of the open jobs.

That Vandy opening almost makes too much sense for all involved 

3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

CDC to Herman with McConaughey standing right behind him as the hype man. 

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Speaking of which, do we have any inside knowledge on Mr.McConaugheys personal opinions of turtle Tom?

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

That Vandy opening almost makes too much sense for all involved 

Prime spot

51 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Watch Herman badmouth to recruits and current players on his way out. He's that type of narcissist 

I am sure he has called Mack for advice.

16 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Is it not an option anymore to “reassign” a head coach to golf course maintenance director or something? Then if they want to leave they have to negotiate a buyout?

I assume agents have figured out how to prevent that in the contracts.

No. Employment agreements for key individuals will contain provisions restricting material reductions in responsibility/authority which, if breached, can trigger the employee's right to terminate the contract for cause and collect some sort of pre-determined termination fee (probably all of the remaining money on the contract or the buyout amount in place at that time).

3 minutes ago, Dummy said:

No. Employment agreements for key individuals will contain provisions restricting material reductions in responsibility/authority which, if breached, can trigger the employee's right to terminate the contract for cause and collect some sort of pre-determined termination fee (probably all of the remaining money on the contract or the buyout amount in place at that time).

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

What womens if I appear to be the only one posting. Fight me👻🤣🤣🤣👻👻👻

allright nicole.  dammit.  you are really bringing it today, so let's cut to the chase.

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yes or no.

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1 minute ago, Xian said:

What does this say exactly?

Shelly spilt the beans, time to celebrate bitches. 

Nothing is accidental 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

For the tin foil hat people. 
 

Gerry pretty much confirmed it as well. 
 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

whats all happening

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