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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

futureman is trembling somewhere in an undisclosed location.

Preparing for anal fissures as we speak

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Should reassign Herman to ST coach just to have Urban fire him for not being special enough. 

49 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So we're waiting on CDC's sniper to take the shot?

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1 hour ago, Daichee Bell said:

That was different. Brown actually had support. Herman has none.

This.  Herman has less cover than Charlie had which means he has effectively zero.  no one should give a shit about him.  he got his gig, failed and if he is fired he is going to walk away never having to work again in his life if he wants.  

He got his buddies paid though.  I hope it was worth it to him.

Just now, dcar00 said:

This.  Herman has less cover than Charlie had which means he has effectively zero.  no one should give a shit about him.  he got his gig, failed and if he is fired he is going to walk away never having to work again in his life if he wants.  

He got his buddies paid though.  I hope it was worth it to him.

Fire that Casey Horny fucktard also

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Fire that Casey Horny fucktard also

they'll just change the locks.

Seems like we're entering the fanfiction phase of the coaching transition.  My favorite part.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

To be fair, he may be right about the Brocks now...

I missed that one, what did he say there?

Speaking of which, do we have any inside knowledge on Mr.McConaugheys personal opinions of turtle Tom?
He seemed to be around the team more with Charlie..if thats any indication.
28 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

For the tin foil hat people. 
 

Gerry pretty much confirmed it as well. 
 

 

 

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I don't get it?  Is this a Gerry/porn refernce?

5 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I missed that one, what did he say there?

That they were coming to UT and no way they'd play at Bama

27 minutes ago, Bevo said:

futureman is trembling somewhere in an undisclosed location.

Futureman: 

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10 minutes ago, ousux said:
59 minutes ago, slim9797 said:
Speaking of which, do we have any inside knowledge on Mr.McConaugheys personal opinions of turtle Tom?

He seemed to be around the team more with Charlie..if thats any indication.

why do you need the minister of culture around  if you have your own 5 star culture

33 minutes ago, immamac said:

it's all happening.

excited pumped up GIF by ESPN College FootballWelcome Urban.  You can start the cake from scratch!  

Just now, hornfromdallas said:

me and @RGBIII reaction after sharing onlyfans password to watch the @futureman fist film

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3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

How am i supposed to go to sleep tonight?!??!?

Drink until you black out. 

14 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Drink until you black out. 

I did have 5 eggnogs while watching elf with the kids. This will be helpful. 

21 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Just got this random email, lol
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God damn it.  It’s clear as day now.  

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

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If we land Urban, the "optics" are going to be that Texas flopped its' "12-pounder" on the table.

If Super K's tweet is right, we skipped right past the 12-pounder and flopped $12M/year on the table!

38 minutes ago, C-Man said:

If Super K's tweet is right, we skipped right past the 12-pounder and flopped $12M/year on the table!

Celebration-- Calls for a Big Steak...

 

43 minutes ago, justhookit said:

I’m stunned. I’m pissed. It’s PJ Fleck.

What leads you to that?

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I did have 5 eggnogs while watching elf with the kids. This will be helpful. 

You're gonna pass out on the toilet

what if tom herman just threw that last game so he could fasttrack his way to his 10m buyout so he could be sitting at the beach with kendra scott earning 20%

7 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

what if tom herman just threw that last game so he could fasttrack his way to his 10m buyout so he could be sitting at the beach with kendra scott earning 20%

Mensa

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is today the big day?

Yeah. It’s the first day of the rest of your life!

Is there any reason why CDC couldn't cancel today's Gameweek press conference ??

54 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Is today the big day?

Prepare to be underwhelmed. 

8 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Just got this random email, lol
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Nothing is random

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Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

Link?

4 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

He and Babers are a good listen. 
 

Honestly I’ve been shocked how The Horn has been about Herman and everything surrounding our current situation. Especially as the flagship station. 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

He and Babers are a good listen. 
 

Honestly I’ve been shocked how The Horn has been about Herman and everything surrounding our current situation. Especially as the flagship station. 

Yes, they both are. 

Or they could be just be help carrying the message from the top. 

5 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yes, they both are. 

Or they could be just be help carrying the message from the top. 

Nah. Babers has been doing this for a while, even to Mack Brown's chagrin.

29 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Quan Cosby gets it, over and over.  Listening to this guy talk about the situation and everything it involves.

Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth about the state of the program, what we should expect, etc. is spot on. 

 

Cliff's Notes?

Thinking about this for a bit the one thing that will cement Herman’s legacy at Texas is his ability to finally unite then Dallas and Houston BMD’s. For that, we thank you Tom, for your time here but please FUCK OFF LOSER. 

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