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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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May as well pull the plug after two years. No way this shit show gets any better.

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1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

Trying. Too. Hard.

This can’t be said enough 

I don't see a lack of effort. I see poor personnel decisions and lack of situational awareness.

What an embarrassment, I expected Herman would suck all along, but he's far exceeded my expectations as to how much.  I wish we had blown out UCLA today instead of this garbage against a garbage team.

All the writers that wrote scathing pieces about Herman and his ego (looking at you Finger) should be ripping him to shreds at the press conference tonight. 

5 minutes ago, Llogg said:

I don't see a lack of effort. I see poor personnel decisions and lack of situational awareness.

It’s clear that they’re trying too hard. I’m not sure why you’d blame coaching.

The luckiest Longhorn is Frank Denius who got to die with hope from Herman blowing smoke up his ass and wasn't subjected to this reality

5 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

All the writers that wrote scathing pieces about Herman and his ego (looking at you Finger) should be ripping him to shreds at the press conference tonight. 

Herman is an ass.   And way more than that. 

But he won tonight. Barely.  But he still won. You don't go ripping anyone for that, even with a dickhead like Herman.  

We have a lot of talent but we're the football equivalent of an undisciplined street ball style basketball team who gets beaten by lesser talent that is coached well. 

12 minutes ago, FriendofaFriend said:

Dude should not be allowed in the locker room. Just pack up and go

should fly him out to LAX and do it on the tarmac

Beck needs to be fired tomorrow AM

If not, Herman will get fired after we lose to OU and drop to 1-5

Get the hash tag trending. #FireTomHerman

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We are not winning more than 5 games. Such a joke 

Fired after the final game this season. 1-5. Keeping Beck and hiring Horny.


Bye bye Potato Tom.


17 minutes ago, FriendofaFriend said:

Dude should not be allowed in the locker room. Just pack up and go

Just rip the band-aid off.  Get it over with.

After watching games today, we will lose to Tceh and about 5 others on our schedule.  

We are not winning more than 5 games. Such a joke 

We won’t win more than 3 games. From what I saw.
7 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Herman is an ass.   And way more than that. 

But he won tonight. Barely.  But he still won. You don't go ripping anyone for that, even with a dickhead like Herman.  

On paper. We were 3 dropped TDs or FG attempts from suicide watch 

Beck needs to be fired tomorrow AM
If not, Herman will get fired after we lose to OU and drop to 1-5

From what I saw today vs UCLA, OU will f us hard.

Tim Beck should be fired immediately to make Tommy feel uncomfortable.  Mensa is a fucking moron.  

herman is all about style over substance.  he's just a veneer, and when you pull away all his superficial bullshit, he's a fucking joke.

1 minute ago, TexasBeta said:


From what I saw today vs UCLA, OU will f us hard.

not to worry, TCU gets first reps on our anus and they will ream it good

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Fired after the final game this season. 1-5. Keeping Beck and hiring Horny.


Bye bye Potato Tom.

 

Not you Michelle. You can stay. 

The frustrating thing is I can just see us firing Herman and him going someplace else and being great again. 

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I’m not even looking at wins/losses. 

Aggy looks well coached. Texas does not. It’s really fucking obvious 

2 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:


From what I saw today vs UCLA, OU will f us hard.

Well that would really be something since we do not even play UCLA.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

not to worry, TCU gets first reps on our anus and they will ream it good

Yeah...we have a lot to be worried about before OU gets their hands on us.

Scored one point more than University of Central Arkansas against Tulsa. #Mensa 

Hated the Herman hire when it happened hate it much now.  He’s too stubborn to change the offense or qb to something that works, fuck him.   This shit is embarrassing at this point

You motherfukers know what time it is... I don't even know I'm on this track

63-14 is gonna look like a slap on the wrist after this year. OU is gonna go in with no lube. 

3 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

Tim Beck should be fired immediately to make Tommy feel uncomfortable.  Mensa is a fucking moron.  

Fuck that...the offense is the reason we won.

How about firing Orlando instead?

They missed three chip shot field goals and dropped two easy TD passes. That is 23 points they should have scored. Let that sink in.

i think he should be fired for wearing that chest-skirt thing

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Hated the Herman hire when it happened hate it much now.  He’s too stubborn to change the offense or qb to something that works, fuck him.   This shit is embarrassing at this point

The offense? The whole team is bad. 

I hate to say this but another rout 66 is due. Then, the BMDs will finally get pissed off.

we just lost demas and hornsby to aggy. shit is about to get real around here. 

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4 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck that...the offense is the reason we won.

How about firing Orlando instead?

They missed three chip shot field goals and dropped two easy TD passes. That is 23 points they should have scored. Let that sink in.

The offense should have hung 63 on these guys.  

3 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Fuck that...the offense is the reason we won.

How about firing Orlando instead?

They missed three chip shot field goals and dropped two easy TD passes. That is 23 points they should have scored. Let that sink in.

We lost how many starters from last year to the NFL?  You expect regression from the D

The offense is basically all experienced returning lettermen who should be getting better.  They aren't 

It’s just odd. Individually there is a lot of talent and some very good players on this team, but they just don’t get it done as a whole. Screams coaching deficiencies.

Edited by Enchubben

It's hard to even fathom how we got here.  One minute we're almost winning our 2nd MNC in 5 years against Alabama and the next our players are celebrating a 7 point victory over Tulsa.

Edited by DixonHur

We are obviously an extremely poorly coached team. These guys on LHN know it, but they won’t come out and say it. 

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