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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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So....what time today does this thread kick in to high gear?   7:30?  7:45?

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Colt doesn't get injures they aren't scratching and stumbling to shit. 
We flat win that game.

How did Alabama do in their last championship game playing a true freshman qb because their 20-2 starter was on the bench?

Just sayin.
14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


How did Alabama do in their last championship game playing a true freshman qb because their 20-2 starter was on the bench?

Just sayin.

The thought of this just scares you death.

42 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

This thread will be at 80+ pages by the end of the wkend.

I thought you would be too busy telling your kids how disappointed you are in them to be posting on this thread.   

15 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

This game feels like 1980 Ali fighting 2000 Tyson

His Momma named him Clay, I'm gonna call him Clay.

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Some of that was because we got fuckstomped in the first quarter of the game that eliminated us from conference championship contention almost every single year. The other games were close, but often irrelevant. 

 

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And some of it was because we had deeper rosters than a lot of the lesser teams we played.

That's all fine, but the point remains that Mack's teams were not characterized by losing games in the 4th quarter because the team ran out of gas. 

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

This thread will be at 80+ pages by the end of the wkend.

You'd be giddy with the demise.  Condolences for your week of misery after Texas beats this team that is also currently flailing in mediocrity.  To stay occupied in grief and angst, you should just go ahead and start a thread about how the next coaching staff, whoever they might be, should already be terminated.  And when the coaching staff after that staff first ends up in a 3rd and 13 you should get ahead of it and demand that staff should already be terminated too.  Today.  When you get raped behind a truck stop in East Texas you should start a thread about how the guy who raped you has the grit to be the next head coach.     

9 minutes ago, Chooky said:

You'd be giddy with the demise.  Condolences for your week of misery after Texas beats this team that is also currently flailing in mediocrity.  To stay occupied in grief and angst, you should just go ahead and start a thread about how the next coaching staff, whoever they might be, should already be terminated.  And when the coaching staff after that staff first ends up in a 3rd and 13 you should get ahead of it and demand that staff should already be terminated too.  Today.  When you get raped behind a truck stop in East Texas you should start a thread about how the guy who raped you has the grit to be the next head coach.     

You sound angry bruh. Hope things pick up for you soon. 

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

You sound angry bruh. Hope things pick up for you soon. 

You sound like a guy who says "bruh."  That's fine.  I'm ambivalent about it.  

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


How did Alabama do in their last championship game playing a true freshman qb because their 20-2 starter was on the bench?

Just sayin.

They did well. I’m guessing their freshman QB played a lot more snaps in the season than Gilbert did that year. And their freshman didn’t suck like GG. 

1 hour ago, Hank Chinaski said:

 

That's all fine, but the point remains that Mack's teams were not characterized by losing games in the 4th quarter because the team ran out of gas. 

Mack’s teams were characterized by getting blasted by OU repeatedly and by mostly winning games that were irrelevant. 

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack’s teams were characterized by getting blasted by OU repeatedly and by mostly winning games that were irrelevant. 

Mack's teams would have destroyed Tulsa

I have a feeling we'll actually play well tonight.  Herman's teams always seemed to play up to their level of competition at UH.  Or, we may play shitty.  

2 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I have a feeling we'll actually play well tonight.  Herman's teams always seemed to play up to their level of competition at UH.  Or, we may play shitty.  

I do too. BUT, if we come out flat...

Wow I guess I figured Herman would say different things to the team vs the media but nope. LHN Gameday showed a clip of his Tulsa post game speech to the team, “Winning is really really difficult and momentum is an illusion.” Pregame speech they showed he said fun about 8 times within 30 seconds 

3 minutes ago, Tim Beck said:

Wow I guess I figured Herman would say different things to the team vs the media but nope. LHN Gameday showed a clip of his Tulsa post game speech to the team, “Winning is really really difficult and momentum is an illusion.” Pregame speech they showed he said fun about 8 times within 30 seconds 

i wanna neg rep you just for that username and avatar

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Mack’s teams were characterized by getting blasted by OU repeatedly and by mostly winning games that were irrelevant. 

Now we win so little that literally every game is relevant. Progress. 

Maryland lost to Temple today. By 21 points. At home.

1 minute ago, dbecks said:

Maryland lost to Temple today. By 21 points. At home.

We know.

7 minutes ago, dbecks said:

Maryland lost to Temple today. By 21 points. At home.

I’m starting to think thIs Tom Herman guy might be a fraud.

I wonder what this place will look like when Kansas beats us on T +1 this year.

Edited by Tailleur17

Tulsa week one played Central Ark....  They scored 1 less point then we did against them.

6 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

I’m starting to think thIs Tom Herman guy might be a fraud.

I wonder what this place will look like when Kansas beats us on T +1 this year.

i'll be following the MLB off-season at that time i suspect

We know.


Still worth repeating.
11 minutes ago, Tailleur17 said:

I’m starting to think thIs Tom Herman guy might be a fraud.

I wonder what this place will look like when Kansas beats us on T +1 this year.

If this season goes the way it's looking so far, probably a slow roll from apathy to measured excitement that comes with a HC change. 

 

Mensa Question 

Tabatha likes cookies but not cake. She likes mutton but not lamb, and she likes okra but not squash. Following the same rule, will she like cherries or pears?

Tom Herman:

Momentum is an illusion. What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter? 36.

Is there not going to be a game thread?
That's a sticky question.
Just now, RamjetFDO said:
12 minutes ago, Constant said:
Is there not going to be a game thread?

That's a sticky question.

Yeah, I’m an idiot. Didn’t expect it to be up there. 

Just now, RamjetFDO said:
13 minutes ago, Constant said:
Is there not going to be a game thread?

That's a sticky question.

Isn’t sticky the answer?

Isn’t sticky the answer?
That, too, is a sticky question.

At our watch party, the room has 3 adult males, 2 lesbians, 8 kids under the age of 14, and my mom.  Every single one of us yelled, "Run up the middle!" on that last run up the middle.

Another delay of game penalty coming out of a timeout. Fire yourself Tom 

3 offensive penalties to start 3 drives. Completely unprepared team. That falls on the head coach. Fuck Herman. Fire his fucking ass.

37 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

At our watch party, the room has 3 adult males, 2 lesbians, 8 kids under the age of 14, and my mom.  Every single one of us yelled, "Run up the middle!" on that last run up the middle.

Pics of lesbians and your mom, if you could be so kind.

Reactionary threads are the best.   Yes, SC sucks but that doesn't change the fact that this thread is an abortion.  

Edited by stork642

6 minutes ago, Welshy said:

Texas is back!

I'm out of rep for the day so I'm going to have to kill you with fire.

You understand, of course

10 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Lol reactionary surly is the best surly

We'd have it no other way. Group angst is the best angst.

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