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Harrison backed up by Bing get us through 6 then Burns and Volantis

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1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Harrison backed up by Bing get us through 6 then Burns and Volantis

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Volantis isn’t pitching tomorrow, everyone else should be available 

2 minutes ago, chase25 said:

Volantis isn’t pitching tomorrow, everyone else should be available 

I wouldn’t be surprised to see DV tomorrow if it’s a save situation 

Don’t look now but Farmer is now batting .276 with a OBP over .400 in SEC play.

I feel like he is a guy who could make a big jump next year. He is really strong so I’m sure they will try to get him to start putting the ball in the air more. 

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t look now but Farmer is now batting .276 with a OBP over .400 in SEC play.

I feel like he is a guy who could make a big jump next year. He is really strong so I’m sure they will try to get him to start putting the ball in the air more. 

Jonah, Gasparino, Farmer is a good offensive and defensive outfield going into next year in a flyball league

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t look now but Farmer is now batting .276 with a OBP over .400 in SEC play.

I feel like he is a guy who could make a big jump next year. He is really strong so I’m sure they will try to get him to start putting the ball in the air more. 

Seriously the dude is jacked which is weird that he keeps hitting these warning track flies. Is he scared of his own swing enough that he keeps taking a little off? That's my guess. Get the dude a hot girlfriend (or boyfriend, whatever) and maybe he starts just letting it fly. 

22 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

. Get the dude a hot girlfriend (or boyfriend, whatever) and maybe he starts just letting it fly. 

So you just volunteered as tribute, right?

10 minutes ago, hornian said:

So you just volunteered as tribute, right?

We have a winner

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Had a blast at the game. Fuck aggy and happy the maroon around me got to swallow that loss leaving the game. 🤘🏼

The drone show after was cool and it was hilarious to see the players sing The Eyes then sit on the field like little leaguers watching fireworks. Saw Chin Pubes there but didn’t get a chance to thank him for all the comedy gold over the years. Pooooooooor…🤘🏼

Special shout out to @Fletch🤘🏼Let’s sweep these hoes.

 

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7 hours ago, Droopy said:

Had a blast at the game. Fuck aggy and happy the maroon around me got to swallow that loss leaving the game. 🤘🏼

The drone show after was cool and it was hilarious to see the players sing The Eyes then sit on the field like little leaguers watching fireworks. Saw Chin Pubes there but didn’t get a chance to thank him for all the comedy gold over the years. Pooooooooor…🤘🏼

Special shout out to @Fletch🤘🏼Let’s sweep these hoes.

 

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Your photos are fucking perfect. The combo of the Aggie in screen, and what the drone operators programmed is fucking flawless. 38 cws appearances. 6 national titles. That man went to his car and cried tonight. 

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6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Didn't have Farmer and Jayden accounting for all of the runs and rbi's in a Friday night victory over aggy, but hey, this team wins all kinds of different ways. 

Winning in adverse conditions or in a weird way is the mark of a great team.  I gonna guess it will be a more than usual weird phone call this morning when my wife calls.  I'm sure she'll say something like "oh, I didn't know there was a game tonight".  LOL.  Yeah, right.   I'll be nice since the bed is better than the couch.

Aggie pitching stats for the top 3 guys by innings played.  FYI.

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4 hours ago, Droopy said:

Had a blast at the game. Fuck aggy and happy the maroon around me got to swallow that loss leaving the game. 🤘🏼

The drone show after was cool and it was hilarious to see the players sing The Eyes then sit on the field like little leaguers watching fireworks. Saw Chin Pubes there but didn’t get a chance to thank him for all the comedy gold over the years. Pooooooooor…🤘🏼

Special shout out to @Fletch🤘🏼Let’s sweep these hoes.

 

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you are sitting behind Dr. Emmett Brown?

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7 hours ago, Drew said:

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Aggy starts the season #1, takes a bunch of losses, and falls out of the rankings altogether.

Texas takes over #1, holds it for weeks, destroys a bunch of top 10 teams, then beats a pretty good aggy team, but only by 1 run, so our #1 ranking goes in quotation marks.

In typical aggy tradition, they are awesome, and the fact that we barely beat them is evidence that we're not very good.

Giving aggy the internet was one of the better ideas of the late 20th Century.

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7 hours ago, ITHorn said:

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some things never change..

Aggy finishes second. Whorns finish second to last. Stoopid sips.

7 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I figured with the super conferences that might not apply anymore.

If the SEC gets 17 teams in then it would.

10 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Out of the country…..which uniform did Earley wear last night?

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Chris Burke doesn't know how the postseason works of the sport he's paid to cover.  He almost had it though...the committee will definitely put aggy in the regional that will come to Austin for their super.

I don’t think so, Vern!

Earley is way too emotional in general. A team often reflects their manager and he is a first year coach living and dying with every pitch. He was changing positions between squatting and this weird standing position in front of the dugout constantly.
When Schuessler dropped that pop up, Schloss was in the background and his expression didn’t change one bit. No big deal, just move on to the next pitch.

Yeah I’ve notice Schloss just gives the stink eye when some muffs up.
7 hours ago, hornian said:

So you just volunteered as tribute, right?

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Since aggy has disclosed that none of the players liked Schloss, who’s this year’s “good cop” on the coaching staff?
 

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1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

Since aggy has disclosed that none of the players liked Schloss, who’s this year’s “good cop” on the coaching staff?
 

If that’s true, it only validates their comfort with being perennial losers.

8 hours ago, Drew said:

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Everyone knows that home field is worth a field goal.  Totally would have had us in CS.  

12 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Since aggy has disclosed that none of the players liked Schloss, who’s this year’s “good cop” on the coaching staff?
 

Schloss has done a good job of evolving over the years and I’m sure the fact he is older has helped, but he has toned it down quite a bit compared to some of the stories you heard during his TCU days.

Cain and Weiner complement him well as good cops. I sure hope we can keep this staff together for at least a few years.

2-1 in baseball is a win just like 14-0 is a win. 2-1 tells me we can win close games and the reason we’re number 1. Only aggy dorks think the number 1 team is only the number 1 team if they win every game 14-0. They’re so stupid and have zero clue what it takes to go an entire season, regional, super regional, cws to win a title. The old moral victory for aggy will be how “sure we got swept but every game was so close we should be #2 in the country”

 

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Damn, Looch, mix in a salad once in a while.

 

No shit. Dude went from methhead skeleton to tub of goo in less than a year 

And that Columbia shirt wearing backwards hat on a fauxhawk with the double sized wallet…what a fucktard

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8 minutes ago, po elvis said:

What is that green ball on the ground next to Looch?

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52 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

2-1 in baseball is a win just like 14-0 is a win. 2-1 tells me we can win close games and the reason we’re number 1. Only aggy dorks think the number 1 team is only the number 1 team if they win every game 14-0. They’re so stupid and have zero clue what it takes to go an entire season, regional, super regional, cws to win a title. The old moral victory for aggy will be how “sure we got swept but every game was so close we should be #2 in the country”

These are the same people who put conference championships on their stadium when they lose on a tiebreaker.

Remember when they held LSU to 72 points and made commemorative cups about it?

So, of course losing to the #1 team in the country by only one run is a huge deal for them.  

But also, tu sucks and shouldn't be #1 even with the best resume in baseball.

Almost beating us is the highlight of their season, but they don't need us.

The cognitive dissonance must be agonizing.

 

13 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

These are the same people who put conference championships on their stadium when they lose on a tiebreaker.

Remember when they held LSU to 72 points and made commemorative cups about it?

So, of course losing to the #1 team in the country by only one run is a huge deal for them.  

But also, tu sucks and shouldn't be #1 even with the best resume in baseball.

Almost beating us is the highlight of their season, but they don't need us.

The cognitive dissonance must be agonizing.

 

Cognition is not their strongsuit.

13 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

do these fucks stay in Austin or bus back and forth for the weekend?   

Like all ags, any chance to get out of CS.

I'm sure that story is circulating nicely around the Longhorn locker room this morning.

Have it your way aggy.

That's seriously fucked up.  

I hope he hits another one tonight and moons their dugout as he rounds the bases.

That would be like giving them a cookie.  Would remind them all of their Fish Camp days.

10 hours ago, chase25 said:

Volantis isn’t pitching tomorrow, everyone else should be available 

Agreed.  Use anyone else, but let him rest up for Sunday if needed.  Too many pitches last night.

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That would be a neat trick

I should have written “17 or more” teams in. That is more accurate.

2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

2-1 in baseball is a win just like 14-0 is a win.

Or 17-7.  And both scores came from our mistakes rather than their good play.  

18 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Agreed.  Use anyone else, but let him rest up for Sunday if needed.  Too many pitches last night.

The true cost of the dropped pop up.  Probably added 15 pitches to the count to get out after that right? 

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