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6 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

You know shit gets talked a lot during rivalry games, but you rarely notice it because dipshits don't do what Kash did, start yelling in an animated matter, move toward the opposing team's dugout, and have to have a coach come get you. Will baited him and meathead fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

I will never forget the time Pete Incavaglia challenged our entire dugout and they were looking for a place to hide.

Those series back then were epic.

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  • Had a blast at the game. Fuck aggy and happy the maroon around me got to swallow that loss leaving the game. 🤘🏼 The drone show after was cool and it was hilarious to see the players sing The Eyes

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I know we only beat them by 1 run in each of the games, but can we talk about how unfair it was that they got to bat 9 innings in each of the game, but we only got to bat 8!?

3 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It is funny how nobody in the crowd even starts to stand up until the ball is almost in the bullpen.

And being at the game, that's how it felt--just like it was going to be a long out or maybe a foul.  But the damned thing just kept carrying.

A handful this weekend felt like that. crowd just completely fooled by the ball. I’m usually a pretty good judge but the (non) reaction by the crowd caused me to second guess myself and stay quiet until I saw the LFer stop and look at the wall.

 

To be fair, the launch angle was 46 degrees.

For comparison, there have been no MLB HRs this year at that angle or greater (out of 2,609 batted balls).

last year there were a total of 7 HRs with a launch angle of 46 or more (out of 15,625).

 

baseball gods really must hate aggy.

 

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3 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Well that and it was windy. 

Which was from God. Bc he hates aggy 

The wind definitely fooled me on Henseler’s shot with the bases loaded in the 4th. My seats were up the first base line a bit so had a pretty good look down the LF field line and just hung my head when the ball left his bat. Couldn’t believe it when my buddy said “it’s foul”.

And also couldn’t believe it when Duplantier followed up that pitch with another breaking ball over the heart of the plate.

nsiap. On one angle they showed of Adrian's HR swing, you could see the almost straight up trajectory of the ball off the bat. Crazy. Pretty sure I've never seen a ball hit at that extreme of an angle leave the park. Any park.

44 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It is funny how nobody in the crowd even starts to stand up until the ball is almost in the bullpen.

And being at the game, that's how it felt--just like it was going to be a long out or maybe a foul.  But the damned thing just kept carrying.

On TV when it left the bat the trajectory was so high I thought for sure it was a pop up.

I don't recall seeing a homer that left the bat at such a high angle. And you can see it on Rodriguez's face. He thought he had missed it and was very pleasantly surprised when it went out.

9 minutes ago, wood said:

nsiap. On one angle they showed of Adrian's HR swing, you could see the almost straight up trajectory of the ball off the bat. Crazy. Pretty sure I've never seen a ball hit at that extreme of an angle leave the park. Any park.

 

 

53 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

It is funny how nobody in the crowd even starts to stand up until the ball is almost in the bullpen.

And being at the game, that's how it felt--just like it was going to be a long out or maybe a foul.  But the damned thing just kept carrying.

Since they kept talking about the wind, I wondered if it had a chance and was watching kiel the whole time.  As he kept drifting back I got more excited. 

29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

The wind definitely fooled me on Henseler’s shot with the bases loaded in the 4th. My seats were up the first base line a bit so had a pretty good look down the LF field line and just hung my head when the ball left his bat. Couldn’t believe it when my buddy said “it’s foul”.

And also couldn’t believe it when Duplantier followed up that pitch with another breaking ball over the heart of the plate.

Duplantier threw some meaty pitches up there that inning.  Pure BP stuff.

6 hours ago, speed817 said:

Another good one....

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At least she chose to be a lifetime loser with clear eyes. 

I only feel bad for people who don't know. They just think A&M is a normal state school and then suddenly find themselves cult members years later before they know it.

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I have figured out why A&M hasn't played up to projections this season, other than the simple fact that they are aggy.  The names in these two bullet points piqued my curiosity.

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So I went and took a look at their roster, and here is my in depth analysis.  They have:

  • Caden X 2
  • Kaeden
  • Kaiden
  • Aiden
  • Hayden X 2
  • Clayton
  • Payton
  • Gavin X 3

The coaches have no way to effectively address instruction to any individual player.  It's mass confusion on the practice field.

 

 

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I have figured out why A&M hasn't played up to projections this season, other than the simple fact that they are aggy.  The names in these two bullet points piqued my curiosity.

So I went and took a look at their roster, and here is my in depth analysis.  They have:

  • Caden X 2
  • Kaeden
  • Kaiden
  • Aiden
  • Hayden X 2
  • Clayton
  • Payton
  • Gavin X 3

The coaches have no way to effectively address instruction to any individual player.  It's mass confusion on the practice field.

 

 

1:05 minute mark

 

@Guadaloopy
 

^^Might be the first time in history of an aggy lineup with no Kyle, Ty, or Travis.

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1 minute ago, Cajun said:

^^Might be the first time in history of an aggy lineup with no Kyle, Ty, or Travis.

Alas.. there is one Ty.  No Kyle or Travis though.

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I have figured out why A&M hasn't played up to projections this season, other than the simple fact that they are aggy.  The names in these two bullet points piqued my curiosity.

So I went and took a look at their roster, and here is my in depth analysis.  They have:

  • Caden X 2
  • Kaeden
  • Kaiden
  • Aiden
  • Hayden X 2
  • Clayton
  • Payton
  • Gavin X 3

The coaches have no way to effectively address instruction to any individual player.  It's mass confusion on the practice field.

 

 

That's why they lead the country in camaraderie, ya stoopid sip.

30 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Alas.. there is one Ty.  No Kyle or Travis though.

Ah, I missed that.  Streak intact.

Yall ain’t gonna believe me but pass. Surly only bangs 10s. That’s a surly 3 

Just now, Hookem10 said:

Yall ain’t gonna believe me but pass. Surly only bangs 10s. That’s a surly 3 

Oops, was focused below her neck.  Corncob through a fence.

That's a fatty with a semi pretty face and crazy kidney harvesting eyes right there.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

That's a fatty with a semi pretty face and crazy kidney harvesting eyes right there.

Choosing aggy over Texas when have a choice is crazy enough. I blame her parents 

33 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

 You know what.. go ahead and put me down for wood

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My daughter went to Reagan Elementary, so this hits close to home.

28 minutes ago, Cajun said:

That's a fatty with a semi pretty face and crazy kidney harvesting eyes right there.

This. Fat aggy. I have been drunk enough before, but not anymore. 

#2-#4 in our lineup went a combined 5 for 34 this weekend. 1 run scored, 2 RBI, 15 strikeouts, 3 walks.

Tell that to aggy before the series and they would have bet the farm on them sweeping us.

5 hours ago, Texas Fight said:

They had full control to cast a veto vote to keep us from coming in. Right?

aggy didn't want a 13-1 vote, either. They were too weak to take a real stand.

Pussies

When everyone knows how easy it is to get in your head, everyone is gonna chirp you even more.

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I have figured out why A&M hasn't played up to projections this season, other than the simple fact that they are aggy.  The names in these two bullet points piqued my curiosity.

So I went and took a look at their roster, and here is my in depth analysis.  They have:

  • Caden X 2
  • Kaeden
  • Kaiden
  • Aiden
  • Hayden X 2
  • Clayton
  • Payton
  • Gavin X 3

The coaches have no way to effectively address instruction to any individual player.  It's mass confusion on the practice field.

 

 

20 years ago, my then-girlfriend was a postpartum nurse.  She came home from the hospital one day and announced, "In six years these babies will be showing up for kindergarten, every single boy will be named Hayden, Brayden, Aidan, and Cayden."

They're in college now.  

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I have figured out why A&M hasn't played up to projections this season, other than the simple fact that they are aggy.  The names in these two bullet points piqued my curiosity.

So I went and took a look at their roster, and here is my in depth analysis.  They have:

  • Caden X 2
  • Kaeden
  • Kaiden
  • Aiden
  • Hayden X 2
  • Clayton
  • Payton
  • Gavin X 3

The coaches have no way to effectively address instruction to any individual player.  It's mass confusion on the practice field.

 

 

Christ - this is phenomenal on so many levels. Well done, sir. 

This may the best of the texags banter on the Max Weiner thread and he is only reason that former coach is successful. I kind of thought he was pretty good at TCU with Saarloos as the pitching coach. He did also then hire Weiner as his pitching coach. Lots of fun delusion here. The best part is that karma is going to get Texas as the #1 overall seed to lose in the Regional and the Super Regional. If that happens, I will then believe totally in the BOMC. He is right though because if Texas did lose in the Regional and the Super Regional, they most likely won't make the CWS.

 

Agreed.

Always said...what REALLY pissed me off is not having my

Maximus Weiner.

My 12 year old today even said jokingly...."losing you Weiner is the worst"

Def what was most painful for us as a big family of fans. And what sets sips apart. Cause it certainly is NOT their bats.

Texas is legit. Very legit. This also means that we are close to as good. Just didnt go our way.

Could be completely different next time.

If karma actually exists, sip will go down as overall #1 losing in the Regional and the Super. Not make a CWS. And this year for them becomes a stain on Schloss.

No F-ing way they keep winning like this through the season and into CWS. Statistics won't allow it!!! That hitting roster is not that talented to keep doing it.
 

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One runner up finish and they’re now the most knowledgeable baseball fans in the country 

40 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

20 years ago, my then-girlfriend was a postpartum nurse.  She came home from the hospital one day and announced, "In six years these babies will be showing up for kindergarten, every single boy will be named Hayden, Brayden, Aidan, and Cayden."

They're in college now.  

Barely.

26 minutes ago, Js1 said:

One runner up finish and they’re now the most knowledgeable baseball fans in the country 

Just imagine if they actually won some hardware 

Used to be one of the nice things about being a dude was it was far less likely your parents would give you some dumbass trendy name like your lady counterparts.

Ah well.

2 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Just imagine if they actually won some hardware 

The nice thing is:

a.) They act like they have won the championship every time they have so much as a close loss so not much would change.

b.) That will never happen.

38 minutes ago, Js1 said:

One runner up finish and they’re now the most knowledgeable baseball fans in the country 

Luckily for them they have a savant leading their program. 

A&M has 5 successful SAC bunts all year long yet you would have thought this weekend they were a small ball team. He manages with a scrabble bag.

They wouldn’t know competent baseball if it slapped them in the face. In some ways it did, competent baseball slapped them in the face, packed their bags, and headed to Austin

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19 hours ago, TXUT said:

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Her: Babe, don’t come too soon. 


Me:

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