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  • Had a blast at the game. Fuck aggy and happy the maroon around me got to swallow that loss leaving the game. 🤘🏼 The drone show after was cool and it was hilarious to see the players sing The Eyes

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8 minutes ago, po elvis said:

the whole scheduling argument is they get most of their hard teams on the road and we get ours at home.

The whole scheduling argument is for perpetual losers that can't rely on their team to win.

4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Where can one watch the games if they don't have longhorn network

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Tonight's game is on the main SEC Network channel. Next two are on ESPN 2.

19 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Where can one watch the games if they don't have longhorn network

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I hope that wasn't a serious question or I'd start questioning why Texas isn't teaching its graduates how to read a website that literally lists the dates and where to watch

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I hope that wasn't a serious question or I'd start questioning why Texas isn't teaching its graduates how to read a website that literally lists the dates and where to watch

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Fat Fuck too busy eating at the Dixie Chicken to develop the new pitchers 

Or eating the Dixie Chicken!

Just got off the phone with my dad and gave him the TV channels and times.  He's pumped, said he's going to town for supplies (vodka and CranGrape).  I'm sure it is a coincidence, but my aggie wife just happens to be working with my sister this weekend.  Things that make you go Hhmmmm.  Julie is a Horns fan too, but she doesn't smack talk unless it is football.  I guess mama got one of us right anyway.  Anyhoo, I'm bachin' and hangin' with the dog for a couple of days.  No razors, lights or manners.

Make the mouse had new batteries in it.

 

 

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I don’t have a great feeling about this series. Hope I’m wrong and just being nervous for no reason. Best player shelved and Friday night starter out isn’t obviously what you are looking for. 

48 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I hope that wasn't a serious question or I'd start questioning why Texas isn't teaching its graduates how to read a website that literally lists the dates and where to watch

What percentage of Texas fans do you think are graduates? I'll take the under.

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Public service message for those people living in the greater Austin area. With the arrival of so many gomers running hog wild it might be a good idea to lock up livestock, cats, dogs, and anything else on four legs.

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t have a great feeling about this series. Hope I’m wrong and just being nervous for no reason. Best player shelved and Friday night starter out isn’t obviously what you are looking for. 

3-0 sweep or we riot 

I'm pretty sure Super Bill Bradley's quote was "It don't make a shit." 

Also, why not 3 walk off run rules?

Wearing my Saw Em Off Collie shirt I got on Shaggy Bevo in the old days. 🤘

 

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1 hour ago, petscii said:

What percentage of Texas fans do you think are graduates? I'll take the under.

Fuck you pal

1 minute ago, 40acredropout said:

Fuck you pal

Getting in is the battle?

38 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Public service message for those people living in the greater Austin area. With the arrival of so many gomers running hog wild it might be a good idea to lock up livestock, cats, dogs, and anything else on four legs.

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Georgia beats OU today 10-9 to even their series.

For the moment Georgia with this win moves back into the coveted #1 spot in the RPI again. 

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Doesn't look like it will last all that long, but it could set the starting time back a bit.

46 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

I'm pretty sure Super Bill Bradley's quote was "It don't make a shit." 

Also, why not 3 walk off run rules?

Wearing my Saw Em Off Collie shirt I got on Shaggy Bevo in the old days. 🤘

 

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someone besides me actually remembers Super Bill?

30 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Speculating. Lightning is within 10 mi.

It's pouring at 360/2222.  Dammit.

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

If she eats a list, she’s down for a tryst she takes her own fist

Nobody else is jumping on that grenade. 

4 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Go to texags YouTube and listen to their gaping vagina baseball round table for a good primer for the weekend series. 

And now we've been given extra time by this weather delay to do that.  Lulz. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t have a great feeling about this series. Hope I’m wrong and just being nervous for no reason. Best player shelved and Friday night starter out isn’t obviously what you are looking for. 

Shut up

For those without espn+, be glad for the delay. Softball game on secn is in b4...

Speaking of softball Texas was down 6-0 to OU in Norman.

It's now 6-5 OU leading in the fifth on ESPNU.

8 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

For those without espn+, be glad for the delay. Softball game on secn is in b4...

Thank you. Sitting in the car near DFF with my momma watching the ladies now. 

At the stadium. Well, in the parking garage. They haven’t even let anyone into the stadium yet due to the lightning. 

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20 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

someone besides me actually remembers Super Bill?

My Dad even remembers him at QB before Street took over.

He was DC at Rapelor 2004-2006.

At the stadium. Well, in the parking garage. They haven’t even let anyone into the stadium yet due to the lightning. 

feels like a sauna in the garage. And soggy aggy everywhere
1 hour ago, petscii said:

Getting in is the battle?

Hold my beer.  One of you mf post the YouTube link for the game 

2 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Aggy has arrived… 

 

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Get a pic of his license and put his shit on blast 

12 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

My Dad even remembers him at QB before Street took over.

He was DC at Rapelor 2004-2006.

He was QB while I was at Texas

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Get a pic of his license and put his shit on blast 

He and his buddy stopped the truck, immediately pulled out there shit and began pissing on their respective sides, hit their weed pen and cracked two more silver bullets all while their two sons (8-10yo) spilled out of the truck to start throwing the baseball around. Real father/son moment… and the cats in the cradle…

7 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Aggy has arrived… 

Jesus Christ, bring a milk jug, troglodyte.

25 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

For those without espn+, be glad for the delay. Softball game on secn is in b4...

Surprised they even have us on TV tonight. Thought we'd get a track meet or women's golf tournament. 

What is the word on the delay?

1 minute ago, Droopy said:

He and his buddy stopped the truck, immediately pulled out there shit and began pissing on their respective sides, hit their weed pen and cracked two more silver bullets all while their two sons (8-10yo) spilled out of the truck to start throwing the baseball around. Real father/son moment… and the cats in the cradle…

I've reached the point in my life where I think "Fat, drunk, and stupid" is a perfectly acceptable way to go through life Dean Wormer.

7 minutes ago, troph said:

Get a pic of his license and put his shit on blast 

Send it to APD. Dude is defo drunk driving with children tonight.

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