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5 minutes ago, Droopy said:

He and his buddy stopped the truck, immediately pulled out there shit and began pissing on their respective sides, hit their weed pen and cracked two more silver bullets all while their two sons (8-10yo) spilled out of the truck to start throwing the baseball around. Real father/son moment… and the cats in the cradle…

 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Send it to APD. Dude is defo drunk driving with children tonight.

This shit pisses me off.

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Those lightning delays keep rolling over till they pass out of range of the stadium.

12 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Aggy has arrived… 

 

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At least bring a few empty milk jugs dumbass.

Just now, HenryJames said:

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Where are they going to park?

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What is the word on the delay?

If it's like youth/UIL rules, 30 minutes from last lightning strike within (I think) 10 miles.

3 minutes ago, troph said:

 

This shit pisses me off.

If it makes you feel any better the ball that the kids are throwing around has rolled through the piss spots twice now. Good times. 

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

If it's like youth/UIL rules, 30 minutes from last lightning strike within (I think) 10 miles.

I think that is the rule. This is an app I have to use for my daughter’s little league to see if we have to get off the field. So at least 30 more minutes. 


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If it makes you feel any better the ball that the kids are throwing around has rolled through the piss spots twice now. Good times. 

It doesn’t. Those assholes suck. Driving around drunk with their kids. Unreal.
50 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

someone besides me actually remembers Super Bill?

Met him several years ago at a hill country ice house and a couple more times in the area. He had great stories obviously, from Farrah to Coach Landry bailing him out in Dallas. Good dude

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I don’t have a great feeling about this series. Hope I’m wrong and just being nervous for no reason. Best player shelved and Friday night starter out isn’t obviously what you are looking for. 

Snap out of it

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7 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

SEC channel commentators said at least another hour.  Close to 8pm.

 

what's the time limit on sec games ? 

ut games tend to drag 

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

An hour? Why? The storm is moving out of north Austin as we speak

It’s the lightning not the rain. 10 miles is pretty far. 

5 minutes ago, chase25 said:

Snap out of it

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moving tribute to Val imo

16 minutes ago, Droopy said:

If it makes you feel any better the ball that the kids are throwing around has rolled through the piss spots twice now. Good times. 

Those kids are getting gaslighted by their dads and they don’t even know it yet. Fuck them hoes.

21 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

At least bring a few empty milk jugs dumbass.

Isn't college station 2 hours away? That amount of piss urgency after a 2 hour drive definitely means they been pounding beers since Shitholeville.

3 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't college station 2 hours away? That amount of piss urgency after a 2 hour drive definitely means they been pounding beers since Shitholeville.

Yep.  Can’t stand those fucks.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Hole a little deeper for Clemson

Oh, no.

41 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Aggy has arrived… 

 

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who in the fuck pisses right where the fucking door is so that you are stepping in piss or in piss crystals when you go to access that door

that knee length jorts wearing fuckhead will probably stop pissing (maybe put its dick away) and step right in that piss to get shit out of the truck.....what a total fuckhead

7 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Isn't college station 2 hours away? That amount of piss urgency after a 2 hour drive definitely means they been pounding beers since Shitholeville.

Christ, there's a Bucee's in Giddings.  If you're that determined to drive your kids while drunk then stop halfway to your destination.

2 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

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Why do people still think Blake Munroe knows shit? That guy is never in the know and just generally doesn’t know dick about baseball.

2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

No, Jonah Williams, thought he was good to go.

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Can always hope Jayden can reach a couple times on some strike 3 passed balls. 

16 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

No, Jonah Williams, thought he was good to go.

We aren't allowed to have nice things.  😀

3 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Jonah Williams caught the first pitch from Steve Sarkisian so he must not be that hurt

Did Sark pipe it?

The amount of maroon in the stadium is pissing me off

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