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3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I kind of want to slap you for misspelling his name

 

To be fair, I was copying the previous post and didn't put any thoughts into it. But yes I deserve to be slapped and know better. 

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Earley bunting in the 9th with the only hitter who has shown a pulse all weekend was one of the dumbest decisions I've ever seen.

Not if he wanted to put us on notice with another 1 run loss you stupid sip

We are, without a doubt, regardless of already being #1, the best team in the country. These dudes will fuck you up. 
Schloss came in and just completely changed everything in year 1.. Someone try and tell me he isn't a magician. 

Yea but he’s a POS along with Cain and Weiner. They defected to Texas.

Earley defected to Texas but went back to aggy so he’s cool.
1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We clinched that stupid trophy and are leading 11-5

tell Weigman's dad we appreciate it I guess

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

We clinched that stupid trophy and are leading 11-5

Good. Hate to give them anything to put in their empty trophy room.

Sweep them away tomorrow and Aggy starts to have to worry about making a Regional again.

They do still have a series with Missouri, but also a series with LSU and Georgia. 

3 minutes ago, B00M said:

So happy right now 

 

We just took 2 from a team that won 10 of their previous 12 games.  We limited a team that was scoring 18-25 runs per series to 3 runs in two games.  

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:


I looked him up last night on perfect game. He was the #5 ranked LHP in CA and drafted in the 19th by the A’s. I don’t have a sub to them so I couldn’t see who was ahead of him.

By his 3rx year his stock will be first round material. He has the juice. With Weiner coaching him, the sky is the limit for him. Excellent find by Schloss and co. Stole him from USC, who is struggling, to get him to the CWS. I'm now a massive fan of his. I never wear jerseys because I'm not 12 or Hispanic, but if he's still dealing breaking balls and using his smoke bomb to fly by hitters, I'm be the first in line to buy a jersey and frame it. 

 

@immamac How do we contribute to the baseball team? Is it through TOF, or is there a seperate way? I want to donate. 

21 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Stab them in the mind.

Why? You want to see hot air and their face melt?

So is Aggy gonna bitch about us sweeping a bottom half conference team while jacking themselves off for hanging with the top team?

31 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

To be fair, I was copying the previous post and didn't put any thoughts into it. But yes I deserve to be slapped and know better. 

We don't kink shame here, so no worries. Your secret is safe with us. 

 

HEY EVERYBODY! DAHOBBS LIKES TO BE SLAPPED AROUND! 

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5 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

By his 3rx year his stock will be first round material. He has the juice. With Weiner coaching him, the sky is the limit for him. Excellent find by Schloss and co. Stole him from USC, who is struggling, to get him to the CWS. I'm now a massive fan of his. I never wear jerseys because I'm not 12 or Hispanic, but if he's still dealing breaking balls and using his smoke bomb to fly by hitters, I'm be the first in line to buy a jersey and frame it. 

 

@immamac How do we contribute to the baseball team? Is it through TOF, or is there a seperate way? I want to donate. 

Why? You want to see hot air and their face melt?

Generically or to a specific player? 

I know it’s been said multiple times, but Aggie ‘bout to get barely swept is the best Aggie. Its prime we didn’t lose, we just ran out of time.

1 hour ago, HuntinHorn said:

Never a doubt with this team

 

Sweep them away tomorrow and Aggy starts to have to worry about making a Regional again.
They do still have a series with Missouri, but also a series with LSU and Georgia. 

Naw, I think they are in unless they lose the series to mizzou which is nearly impossible.
2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Generically or to a specific player? 

Generically for a few players, but also specific pkayer(s)

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1 minute ago, markstanco said:


Naw, I think they are in unless they lose the series to mizzou which is nearly impossible.

Forth Worth regardless or what? 

8 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

We just took 2 from a team that won 10 of their previous 12 games.  We limited a team that was scoring 18-25 runs per series to 3 runs in two games.  

Moar of this 

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Does anyone think Earley is giving them back rubs and telling them it's ok?

He’s telling them how perfect they are with his mumbling resting bitch face 

7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

So is Aggy gonna bitch about us sweeping a bottom half conference team while jacking themselves off for hanging with the top team?

Aggy logic, you know it. Plus a myriad of other excuses. 

14 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Good. Hate to give them anything to put in their empty trophy room.

That's not fair to the mop and brooms they have in there. They did nothing wrong!

Lulz.

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Well boys, it's official we just got pantsed by big brother again. UT took the series and now I'm sitting here wondering if I should start shopping for burnt orange lawn chairs and cargo shorts.

This is EMBARRASSING. It's like we saved all our best swings for batting practice and then forgot which dugout we were supposed to sit in.

I don't know what Earley's doing out there, but at this point, I'd rather have the ghost of RC Slocum coaching third base. Fire him. Fire the bats. Fire the sunflower seeds guy. Clean house.

We're supposed to be the tougher, smarter, more handsome brother. Right now, we look like the stepbrother who still lives at home and asks Mom to microwave his Totino's.

Fix it. I'm tired of being the butt of Thanksgiving jokes.

 

Take the series from Aggy ending their little hot streak and watching Gavin Kash get ejected for being a bitch. A nice weekend indeed

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.

 

You’d think he’d be used to it by now. 

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Although we won, I'm still very afraid of the awesomeness of Jace's blackface. He's so intimidating.

A loss tomorrow would make Aggy 24-19 overall and 8-13 in the conference, that's got to be getting near the borderline.

They are in 12th place in the SEC, right now.

LSU or Georgia could sweep them, it's not impossible for them Aggy their way out of the tournament.

4 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.

 

Holy fuck this guy went through a compete drunken cycle in like an hour? … oh nevermind, OP was April 4

hilarious regardless 

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1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

A loss tomorrow would make Aggy 24-19 overall and 8-13 in the conference, that's got to be getting near the borderline.

They are in 12th place in the SEC, right now.

LSU or Georgia could sweep them, it's not impossible for them Aggy their way out of the tournament.

Sounds like their problem.

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.

 

Weird, because weren't they chirping they were on a hot streak beating #1 Tennessee and then #2 Arkansas, all while shit talking about how they were going to own us next? We must be the easiest #1 they've ever played™️

2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

A loss tomorrow would make Aggy 24-19 overall and 8-13 in the conference, that's got to be getting near the borderline.

They are in 12th place in the SEC, right now.

LSU or Georgia could sweep them, it's not impossible for them Aggy their way out of the tournament.

Apparently SEC-SEC-SEC is getting 13 teams in 

10 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Naw, I think they are in unless they lose the series to mizzou which is nearly impossible.

True. Mizzou is beyond a dumpster fire. They caused the state of California's fires. 
 

I can see both Georgia and LSU beating them just because we live in their mind and all they will be focused on is how they lost to us, 

9 minutes ago, B00M said:

Moar of this 

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He’s telling them how perfect they are with his mumbling resting bitch face 

Did you see the clip where he yelled what the fuck when we stole 2nd? Absolute hilarity. 

They are a pretty good club against these teams that major in nothing but gas.   Throw them a shit ton of curve balls for strikes and all of a sudden they have a hard time.

10 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lulz.

 

Damn. You know it's grim when an ag actually says it out loud that he might as well buy burnt orange lawn chairs. Someone needs to do a welfare check on that guy. 

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Did you see the clip where he yelled what the fuck when we stole 2nd? Absolute hilarity. 

You guys are being really mean to our ex-hitting coach.

11 minutes ago, The Longest Horn said:

Take the series from Aggy ending their little hot streak and watching Gavin Kash get ejected for being a bitch. A nice weekend indeed

I honestly believe they won't care tomorrow because they already lost the series. We should win again out of apathy 

17 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Naw, I think they are in unless they lose the series to mizzou which is nearly impossible.

Remember that you are talking about aggy

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Texas is the only team left in the country who has still not lost a weekend series

21 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Naw, I think they are in unless they lose the series to mizzou which is nearly impossible.

 

3 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Remember that you are talking about aggy

Exactly. The word "nearly" is doing a lot of work in his post considering it's about the possibility of Texas A&M finding a way to lose. 

33 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

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I get a perverse pleasure out of listening to the past audio streams of Craig's calls after we have a good win. You can find them on the texaslonghorns mobile app if you didn't already know. It's a nice way to mow the lawn or walk the dog and once again remember where aggy's rightful place really is. 

25 minutes ago, markstanco said:


Naw, I think they are in unless they lose the series to mizzou which is nearly impossible.

Don’t under estimate the power of aggy

I know we all like to bag on the Aggies but that is a good team.  They've held Texas to 5 in two games.  We had some production from unlikely sources this series.  Absent Mendoza and Farmer in last two games this is a different series.

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