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33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Serious question, why the fuck did he do that? If you aren’t close enough to slide you just stand there and make sure they have to throw around you. 

Guess what, wrong again dumbass. 

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10 hours ago, dcar00 said:

you could not be more wrong.  the game was losing interest because  there was so much wasted time for no reason at all other than the human rain delay Mike Hargrove action from batters and pitchers that want to recover so they can throw their hardest every pitch.  It became completely comical. 

the only people that don't want a pitch clock are dumbasses.  You realize there is no clock to end the game.  you can play for 50 hours if you still want you just can waste minutes between pitches and dickng around at the plate.

The amazing thing to me is how batters have adjusted to hitting with their gloves getting looser and looser after each swing. Or non-swing.  They must loosen up then too.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Guess what, wrong again dumbass. 

I’m not wrong, dumbass. You can’t initiate contact, but you don’t have to slide. This vid actually has an in-depth breakdown of the rules. Batter was awarded 2nd base on this play after the base runner smartly didn’t slide and ran into the throw

 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m not wrong, dumbass. You can’t initiate contact, but you don’t have to slide. This vid actually has an in-depth breakdown of the rules. Batter was awarded 2nd base on this play after the base runner smartly didn’t slide and ran into the throw

 

 

 

lol did you watch this whole video, or make it to 3:15?

aside from that, infielders are taught to throw it at the runner if that’s where it needs to be thrown. Let them decide to eat it if they wish. 

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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m not wrong, dumbass. You can’t initiate contact, but you don’t have to slide. This vid actually has an in-depth breakdown of the rules. Batter was awarded 2nd base on this play after the base runner smartly didn’t slide and ran into the throw

 

 

 

disregard. fuck

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12 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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A) Random series in April 😂

B) aggys are the experts on deep runs in Omaha 😂

This series is over.

The season? Not sure what he is babbling about. We haven't even won the conference regular season title yet.

Already pivoted to having “Texas also didn’t win the national championship so really their season was no better than ours” stuff ready to go. 

16 minutes ago, speed817 said:

😆😆😆

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Of course a random series in April doesn't determine it

But all the ones they kept losing in March and April do

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3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

A) Random series in April 😂

B) aggys are the experts on deep runs in Omaha 😂

Another good one....

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1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Another good one....

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The world needs losers too.

6 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Another good one....

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I'd hate fuck her.

12 hours ago, cmontexas said:

It would be aggy as fuck to burn our closer for the season to clinch a fun but ultimately meaningless midseason sweep

Against a a bottom dwelling Q3 (soon to be Q4) SEC team

Saying "a random series doesn't determine Omaha" is what you say when you start conference play 0-3

When you're 8-13, just got swept by your rival and also got swept by Bama and Vanderbilt and lost 2/3 to Kentucky, it's just funny cope. 

34 minutes ago, speed817 said:

😆😆😆

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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

"Random series in April?" I thought this was the series that those salty war painted Aggie boys who are full of piss and vinegar were going to put the beatdown on their evil former traitorous coach and make the world right again?

No? I guess it was just a run of the mill, lower third SEC team that tried their damnedest - and failed - to be a speed bump to the #1 team in the nation, missing their ace and best player.

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28 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Another good one....

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She made the correct choice. 

Yeah it's wild how many of them are posting that they'll get their revenge in the Austin regional (showing a Chris Burkesque understanding of the postseason), super regional, or omaha.

We've put them firmly back on the bubble after their dead cat bounce.  It's also funny how they were the hottest team in the country for winning 7 of 8 secsecsec games.  That .875 over that stretch fell in just behind our season conf .889 coming into the series.

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

I'd hate fuck her.

Given her academic and athletic standards, you might have a chance.

😁

12 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

One guy actually said "We'll see you in the regionals".......total fucking delusional. 

We’ll it’s true, he will see US in a regional. 

1 hour ago, txhorns said:

I'd hate fuck her.

She’s not real. 

1 minute ago, jw4381 said:

She’s not real. 

so he has a chance?

There seems to be no ass beating from us severe enough that they’ll ever admit we aren’t shit.  
Bunch of losers. 

2 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Scared of being hit by the ball.

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C&H never gets old.

7 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

There seems to be no ass beating from us severe enough that they’ll ever admit we aren’t shit.  
Bunch of losers. 

Look, it's obvious Sankey put his finger on the scale. It's unfair to have them play us anywhere other than College Station in any sport, it's unfair that the umps were in our back pocket, it's unfair that the SEC gave us a soft schedule, it's unfair that they are a bunch of no-talent, water-headed ass clowns. 

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Look, it's obvious Sankey put his finger on the scale. It's unfair to have them play us anywhere other than College Station in any sport, it's unfair that the umps were in our back pocket, it's unfair that the SEC gave us a soft schedule, it's unfair that they are a bunch of no-talent, water-headed ass clowns. 

 

This is what I don’t get—they seriously thought every Texas/A&M matchup that wasn’t home/home should have been played in College Station as their consolation prize. They had to know that wasn’t going to happen, or maybe they all are that dumb.

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or maybe they all are that dumb

yes

16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Earley flailing for a win. Grinding like it’s an elimination game. 

He’s just practicing so when it happens, he will know how to process it.

Such a strange D1 top 25. Going by it, Texas has won 3 series against top 10 teams, 2 sweeps. Aggy has not even played a top 10 team (besides us)

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4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Alyssa is a bot

No shit?  Aside from the initials followed by number string, is there any real Aggie that doesn’t have some aggy identifier in their handle?

The baseball rulebook is pretty vague about ejections. Is talks about unsportsmanlike behavior and language. A part of the game is razzing the other team. I don't know what Gasparino said, but to get that kind of reaction out of Kash it must have been pretty bad (or pretty good). But an umpire would have to actually hear what he said. The other team can't say "He said...". The umpire 100% heard what Kash said in reaction and his physical movements. What do you want them to do? Sucks for you, but that is life.

How about not be a fucking pussy and just don’t respond. This just in players talk shit in sports. You can let it piss you off and react and try and fight the whole dugout and get kicked out of the game like a dumbass or you can ignore it and focus on trying to help your team win the game. The fact that the coach bitched and moaned about it says everything you need to know about him and his victim complex which the team has clearly adopted. Always some else’s fault - not your dumbass player who doesn’t have the discipline to walk away. He learned it from you, Coach.
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No shit?  Aside from the initials followed by number string, is there any real Aggie that doesn’t have some aggy identifier in their handle?

I know most people realized it but I was providing a public service because bots are pretty damn good at faking A&M online behavior. It's almost understandable to get fooled by one in that situation because hive mind cultists are the easiest to fake. 

56 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This is what I don’t get—they seriously thought every Texas/A&M matchup that wasn’t home/home should have been played in College Station as their consolation prize. They had to know that wasn’t going to happen, or maybe they all are that dumb.

They had full control to cast a veto vote to keep us from coming in. Right?

2 minutes ago, Texas Fight said:

They had full control to cast a veto vote to keep us from coming in. Right?

But the gentleman’s agreement!!!!

15 hours ago, TornACL said:

cuck Aggie fan getting escorted out of the stadium, team playing their asses off just to get 3 Ls.

Anyone know the story behind this? ESPN showed him being escorted out but didn't elaborate on what he did.

Besides, I thought they were the self-proclaimed best/classiest fan base in America!

4 hours ago, Iceman said:

Aggy is nothing if not consistent.  "They beat us in three games by the lowest possible amount of runs required, therefore, they ain't that good.  Besides, your softball team got swept by OU.  Whoop."

 

Rest of the world:  That sorry ass team swept your ass.  Now STFU.

 

Even when you beat them, aggy never shuts up.

Actually, let me FIFY.  I saw this over and over again on some SEC baseball chat.  Its like they sent out talking points after the baseball sweep.

Man I am an idiot but I was drinking Voodoo Ranger and was fired up Sunday.

So I apologize to the Surly Baseball family.

I still do not like balls and strikes being determined by a pitch clock or whether a batter and pitcher fail to make eye contact.

That ain’t fucking baseball.

Now get off my lawn asshole.

When A&M gets left out of the postseason, the talking point will be:

"Texas pulled strings to keep them out because the sips were afraid of A&M being placed in their regional."

 

Gavin Kash has been nothing but a petty bitch for years. He gets no benefit of the doubt from me.

Still whining about Gash. "He said something back"... yeah dumbass that isn't all he did. You can't take steps towards the other dugout telling them to "c'mon!" trying to instigate a fight. 

 

I'd love to know what Gaspo said to him. Probably just something like "nice hit, pussy" 

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Still whining about Gash. "He said something back"... yeah dumbass that isn't all he did. You can't take steps towards the other dugout telling them to "c'mon!" trying to instigate a fight. 

 

I'd love to know what Gaspo said to him. Probably just something like "nice hit, pussy" 

Take the loss.

4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Take the loss.

We got schloss...

So...he got warned, did it again and then got tossed?

And they think it's BS? Typical aggie.

You know shit gets talked a lot during rivalry games, but you rarely notice it because dipshits don't do what Kash did, start yelling in an animated matter, move toward the opposing team's dugout, and have to have a coach come get you. Will baited him and meathead fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

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