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  • Despite the stats, defense actually looks OK other than very correctable early season mistakes, but somebody put a body on #6!
  • Gary Johnson's targeting penalty is the dumbest thing a Texas LB has done since Robert Killebrew. I really  like Gary Johnson,  but that was unacceptable. 
  • What the hell was the offense trying to do for the first quarter and a half? It looked like middle school.
  • Oline looks marginally better but still too physically weak
  • Ehlinger playing way too tight.
  • I'd like to see Buechelle come in for a series or two and loosen things up.
  • Why was Kyle Porter in in the game?
  • Watson looks very serviceable, Ingram flashing special potential. 1 and 1a for now. 
  • That "trick play" was a potato party and should never be called again at any level of football. A dang coaching mistake.
  • Punt team is awful. 
  • I hope Hager is OK  -see the trick play sequence above. We should have been marching down the field. 
  • Refs calling an OK game. 
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Jesus Christ why did this get posted in the politics board? 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Jesus Christ why did this get posted in the politics board? 

 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
  • Despite the stats, defense actually looks OK other than very correctable early season mistakes, but somebody put a body on #6!
  • Gary Johnson's targeting penalty is the dumbest thing a Texas LB has done since Robert Killebrew. I really  like Gary Johnson,  but that was unacceptable. 
  • What the hell was the offense trying to do for the first quarter and a half? It looked like middle school.
  • Oline looks marginally better but still too physically weak
  • Ehlinger playing way too tight.
  • I'd like to see Buechelle come in for a series or two and loosen things up.
  • Why was Kyle Porter in in the game?
  • Watson looks very serviceable, Ingram flashing special potential. 1 and 1a for now. 
  • That "trick play" was a potato party and should never be called again at any level of football. A dang coaching mistake.
  • Punt team is awful. 
  • I hope Hager is OK  -see the trick play sequence above. We should have been marching down the field. 
  • Refs calling an OK game. 

MTGA

#meToo

Maryland’s program is run by Antifa.

That’s why their uniforms are so crazy.

Much like American politics, Texas football is a shitshow. 

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
  • Despite the stats, defense actually looks OK other than very correctable early season mistakes, but somebody put a body on #6!
  • Gary Johnson's targeting penalty is the dumbest thing a Texas LB has done since Robert Killebrew. I really  like Gary Johnson,  but that was unacceptable. 
  • What the hell was the offense trying to do for the first quarter and a half? It looked like middle school.
  • Oline looks marginally better but still too physically weak
  • Ehlinger playing way too tight.
  • I'd like to see Buechelle come in for a series or two and loosen things up.
  • Why was Kyle Porter in in the game?
  • Watson looks very serviceable, Ingram flashing special potential. 1 and 1a for now. 
  • That "trick play" was a potato party and should never be called again at any level of football. A dang coaching mistake.
  • Punt team is awful. 
  • I hope Hager is OK  -see the trick play sequence above. We should have been marching down the field. 
  • Refs calling an OK game. 

Finally someone admits to not being a Gary Johnson voter.

32 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Finally someone admits to not being a Gary Johnson voter.

Make that two.  I’m pretty sure the Russians paid him to make that hit. 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Jesus Christ why did this get posted in the politics board? 

Maryland has always had an inside line to the Pope.

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

wait....this  was on the football board when I saw it last. Why did it get moved here?

Because for once, the Politics board is less caustic than the Football board and this thread needed a safe space.

"Offseason over" lasted less than a day, looks like it's back to posting politics until basketball season. 

their coach is "Canada" which is sort of un-American

2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

I just know Qanon was behind this.

Texas is trying to infiltrate the Raycom Media Camellia Bowl.

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FS1 reported that Herman tried to buy pizza for his team before they prepared to retake a field soaked with rain.

#PizzaGate

the 90 minute rain delay validates Climate Change 

19 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Jesus Christ why did this get posted in the politics board? 

Two reasons:

1.  We’re fucking deplorable.

2. LOCK HER UP!!!  LOCK HER UP!!!

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