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The coaching staff is clueless, not prepared, Sam hasn’t learned anything, I’ve given up on him. 

Maryland played smarter defense, was much faster running the ball than we ever could imagine, and play tough and gritty.

Fucking hire. D.J. Durkin at Texas. I'm fuckung serious. Toxic culture my ass. Unless toxic culture means winning football games.  Or fuck it hire Canada, he won the game today.  God, Maryland's offensive play-calling was Stellar light years away from Texas'.  Not even in the same fucking Galaxy.

I hope Herman gets asked about hydration...  was never sold on that guy, too small of a sample size

After getting swept by Cal before that and BYU before that.

Has any Texas coach ever lost the opening game in each of his first two years?

meh got swept by BYU, Cal etc. Status quo these days. 

It’s almost like y’all are surprised. We sucked 5 years ago, 4 years ago, 3 years ago, 2 years ago, and we sucked last year.

What in the fuck was anyone expecting? And why?

Because we looked good in the spring game playing against our own shitty selves?  

 

 

 

Texas still holds a lifetime edge on MD 3-2. 

Mensa got outcoached my Matt Canada. Mensa got outcoached by an interim head coach of fucking Maryland. Mensa lost 2 years in a row to fucking Maryland.

Fucking Maryland...

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

meh got swept by BYU, Cal etc. Status quo these days. 

True but at least those schools have been competent at football. This is a northeast shit ass football program. 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not sure but no coach has ever had to face Maryland twice....Maryland.

Fucking Maryland!

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Maryland is now 2-22 against top 25 teams since 2011.

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4 minutes ago, n64ra said:

Maryland is now 2-22 against top 25 teams since 2011.

Were we top 25 to start last season? 

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Were we top 25 to start last season? 

yes

Friendly reminder that we are 2-9 against P5 OOC teams since Mack left.

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Every year I tell myself "well the good news is that it can't be any worse than last year."

Tom just lost to a program in turmoil against a guy who's never been a head coach in his career.

Pack it up, it's over. Texas football is dead as long as this fraud is in charge.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Friendly reminder that we are 2-9 against P5 OOC teams since Mack left.

But he needed to go. Winning 9 or 10 games each year isn’t fun as fans.

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