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Sam Ehlinger is a classic football moron. It is no wonder Tim Beck and Herman love him. They’re all losers. 

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Meet the new Sam Ehlinger. Same as the old Sam Ehlinger.

1 minute ago, Bottlecap said:

dude is mush. he''s not even a poor mans colt.

He’s not a poor mans Ash. 

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Sam sucks. 

And if the mods delete this thread, we are starting a new board without you Westlake pussies. 

He goes through his progressions like he reads 12 words per minute while mouthing the words out loud. 

He’s garbage. And if mods are deleting threads, so is this board.

He’s an outstanding young man, a tremendous representative of the university, he’s honestly a solid QB, and I highly suspect that he’ll lead a more successful life than I ever will. 

However in high pressure situations with the game on the line, he’s just about the last person on earth I want taking snaps. He’s like the anti-Colt McCoy.

They're probably deleting shit so we don't end up looking like texags you stupid mouthbreathers.  Fuck.

he's starting because he's a better runner, 2 designed qb runs, both went over 10 yards, nothing else.

I had a lot of faith that Sam wold make a good jump from last year to this year. He just doesn't have it. He needs to be benched. If we are going to have another 6-6 season then just play Cam Rising and get him some experience.

the bad D in H1, the bad call on the fumble, the 15 yard punt.  Can't blame Sam 100% on this.  Also, playing Porter at all is insane. 

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Kid has guts but makes way too many STUPID mistakes....Ridiculous that this University cannot find a quality QB.

watched the Hawaii - Colorado State last week and I promise you that both those QBs are better than anything at Texas 

1 minute ago, deft said:

They're probably deleting shit so we don't end up looking like texags you stupid mouthbreathers.  Fuck.

Oh fuck off with this. We are allowed to vent in threads other than expired game threads or the mega Tom Herman thread. If we aren't any longer, then that is fucking lame.

he fucking sucks

Just now, NowThis said:

the bad D in H1, the bad call on the fumble, the 15 yard punt.  Can't blame Sam 100% on this.  Also, playing Porter at all is insane. 

Yes all that is true, but Sam still sucks at being a D1 QB

2 minutes ago, deft said:

They're probably deleting shit so we don't end up looking like texags you stupid mouthbreathers.  Fuck.

fuck that, deleting shit like this makes you look more like texags

There’s a good chance he’s terrible and also the best we have. 

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Makes plays here  and there but he's another Gilbert.

So he’s nfl caliber then

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

the bad D in H1, the bad call on the fumble, the 15 yard punt.  Can't blame Sam 100% on this.  Also, playing Porter at all is insane. 

Fuck yourself. He’s a fucking retard. Same shit over and over and over. He’s done. We’re done. 

Just now, EuroHorn said:

So he’s nfl caliber then

Well maybe after he transfers somewhere else...

4 minutes ago, deft said:

They're probably deleting shit so we don't end up looking like texags you stupid mouthbreathers.  Fuck.

that's not why.

Threads are being deleted? FUCK CENSORSHIP!

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Fuck yourself. He’s a fucking retard. Same shit over and over and over. He’s done. We’re done. 

yes, he's dumb but so are the coaches.  He's the best UT has, unless we get the true FR out there which i think they should vs. Tulsa. 

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

So he’s nfl caliber then

and a Superbowl champion?

Sam's decision making is so questionable and flat out dumb at times.  

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

He’d make a good fullback 

in 1958 

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Sam sucks. 

And if the mods delete this thread, we are starting a new board without you Westlake pussies. 

fucking this. Fuck that shit.

I honestly don't understand what either he or Herman have accomplished here at Texas to display the arrogance they have

No reason to delete this.

Sam can't read defenses, and he can't read this.

and think, we have 2 more years of Sam - unless he declares early. 

I have no problem with us talking shit about coaches or even players to some degree.  Starting 15 threads an hour about the same topic is aggy AF though.  

19 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

Why are these threads being deleted?

Someone keeps calling him a whale's front hole.

I don't think that's allowed.

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