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1 minute ago, Constant said:

I swear the past 8 years of Texas football has warped the shit out of y’alls minds. 

Jimmy is an idiot that doesn't reflect Texas fans.  Maryland sucked and we lost; it is what it is.  

Jimmy go back to the CR where you should stay.    

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10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

And some where an aggy is jacking off to this quote

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18 minutes ago, Constant said:

It’s a start, but UGA still played Austin Peay and UMASS this year alone. The November SEC vs. FCS bye-week is bullshit. 

Maybe. It does suck from a fan perspective, but it does help the team to rest and heal up late in the season. Nothing is stopping other conferences from following suit. 

 

Jimmy is an idiot that doesn't reflect Texas fans.  Maryland sucked and we lost; it is what it is.  
Jimmy go back to the CR where you should stay.    


Lol wut
28 minutes ago, Fico said:

 


Lol wut

 

you're new here so...  

go to the politics board and see for yourself.  

10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

He's right, though.

No he's not.  Sam would lay plenty of SEC jaw jackers over like a freight train.

Tebow did just fine.

The SEC isn't what some want to make it in their heads.

10 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Yeah, but that's not a SEC specific argument. Ehlinger can get hurt in the Big 12 too. 

 

Yep.

Sam has to be Sam.  Turn him the fuck loose.

I swear the past 8 years of Texas football has warped the shit out of y’alls minds. 

I swear the last 30 years of you fucking your sister has warped your mind
6 minutes ago, SDG said:

you're new here so...  

go to the politics board and see for yourself.  

Lulz.  Fico is "new"?  Maybe to surly, but not to UT message boards.  Not by a long shot.

You seem to know a whole lot about the politics board, though.  

How about this?  How about you actually dispute what I posted instead of getting your panties twisted?

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Lulz.  Fico is "new"?  Maybe to surly, but not to UT message boards.  Not by a long shot.

You seem to know a whole lot about the politics board, though.  

How about this?  How about you actually dispute what I posted instead of getting your panties twisted?

No because you are an idiot.  Why are you and DD out of PC, was it a rough weekend? 

Constant asked if you have been around the last 8 years and judging by your comment you haven't.  

Just now, SDG said:

Why are you and DD out of PC, was it a rough weekend? 

WTF does that even mean?  

 

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Constant asked if you have been around the last 8 years and judging by your comment you haven't.  

37 years and counting.  Sorry I bother you.

Surly has a phenomenon where random posters nobody ever heard of call you "new" despite most people knowing you since the earliest days of Longhorn message boards.

 

It's not new, however, for them to also try and pidgeon hole you to one particular board like people are in capable of having a wide range of opinions across different boards.

 

As the young kids say, bunch of try hards around here

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Everybody is so extra around here!

2 hours ago, SDG said:

Jimmy is an idiot that doesn't reflect Texas fans.  Maryland sucked and we lost; it is what it is.  

Jimmy go back to the CR where you should stay.    

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44 minutes ago, pacman said:

Surly has a phenomenon where random posters nobody ever heard of call you "new" despite most people knowing you since the earliest days of Longhorn message boards.

 

It's not new, however, for them to also try and pidgeon hole you to one particular board like people are in capable of having a wide range of opinions across different boards.

 

As the young kids say, bunch of try hards around here

Or "new" can be a response to post count.  It's really not that hard.  

4 hours ago, So_co said:

Well, you wouldn't have played the juggernaut called Maryland, so that's one less loss there. 

😈

Maryland is not a good P5 team, they beat us in the 1st game.  All casual CFB fans know who they are, kind of like Kentucky or Kansas.  A b-ball school who sometimes does ok at football  

What the fuck is Austin Peay?

14 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

 

What the fuck is Austin Peay?

It's what Stephen F. did to himself when he saw that Sam Houston entered the race to become the first President of Texas.

4 hours ago, Constant said:

It’s a start, but UGA still played Austin Peay and UMASS this year alone. The November SEC vs. FCS bye-week is bullshit. 

You probably don't care.  But fact-checking... UMass is not FCS.  They are FBS.  And they were added as a throw-in game for a home and home with our basketball team.

 

Regardless, any opponent that doesn't  require a home and home in football is a cupcake.  I don't care if they are FCS, FBS, power 5 or what.  No team worth a damn will go to our home stadium (probably yours too) in a home only matchup.  They are all cupcakes.

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5 hours ago, Constant said:

Neither does Texas. Maryland’s four other wins were Bowling Green, Minnesota, Rutgers, and Illinois. 

Fuck off, dickweed. 

7 hours ago, Constant said:

Neither does Texas. Maryland’s four other wins were Bowling Green, Minnesota, Rutgers, and Illinois. 

Take the loss pussy. 

4 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

It's what Stephen F. did to himself when he saw that Sam Houston entered the race to become the first President of Texas.

Hey you, take that crap to the Politics board, (looks at post count) Noob! 

Watched the video about his dad and the influence he had on Sam. Damndest thing happened. We had a huge dust storm indoors. 

2 minutes ago, ApocalyseTexas said:

Do you have a link?

It's on ESPN's page. I can't link it right now. 

On 12/30/2018 at 9:30 PM, Cajun said:

No he's not.  Sam would lay plenty of SEC jaw jackers over like a freight train.

Tebow did just fine.

The SEC isn't what some want to make it in their heads.

I think this is the first time I've ever quoted myself, but like I said...

Sam is a tough fucking kid. A Longhorn through and through. Love the guy.

Sam is a tough fucking kid. A Longhorn through and through. Love the guy.

You mean man.

Sam is the Tom Herman culture personified, for better and for worse. I'm a fan.

2019 Heisman winner. Yes, even over Tua. 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Sam is the Tom Herman culture personified, for better and for worse. I'm a fan.

He is the beacon of hope that Texas needed during a dark time. You can tell the hole athletic department has galvanized behind his grit and leadership, more specifically the football program

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