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Cue the people who think Sam is getting too big to be a dual threat. Personally, I'd rather have a Tim Tebow who can get the 1st down or TD than a Lamar Jackson. Let the WRs or RBs be the shifty ones. 

I’d rather my qb not be trying to use the truck stick on people close to his size.
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3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’d rather my qb not be trying to use the truck stick on people close to his size.

Wasn't it Andrew Luck who said after laying out some USC player who picked up a fumble that he's a football player first and foremost? I love the physicality that we showed last year, and it starts with that thicc boi under center. 

It isn't like Sam has ever been a breakaway burner or relied on juking people left and right. He is elusive for his size/style, but at the end of the day his game is his game. I'd rather him play it bigger than smaller, all things being equal.

And he isn't 250. Remember that if he was listed at 230 or 235 that means he was probably 220.

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Where the fuck is this "too big" shit coming from? All I see in the last few pages are a couple pics of the guy in a loose windbreaker. Where's the "too big" accusations and the stat saying the dude weighs 250?

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Where the fuck is this "too big" shit coming from? All I see in the last few pages are a couple pics of the guy in a loose windbreaker. Where's the "too big" accusations and the stat saying the dude weighs 250?

Sounded more like a prediction. A very very bad prediction 

34 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

13 to 1 ratio. Pffft.....seen better on campus. 

Fullback playing out of position

So where's the alternate cover that's all aggy, all the time?

 

No way those make it to any newstand within 20 miles of collie station..

 

 

 

 

 

 

On 5/29/2019 at 9:09 PM, gmr548 said:

It isn't like Sam has ever been a breakaway burner or relied on juking people left and right. He is elusive for his size/style, but at the end of the day his game is his game. I'd rather him play it bigger than smaller, all things being equal.

And he isn't 250. Remember that if he was listed at 230 or 235 that means he was probably 220.

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He's not a burner but he's actually sneaky quick.  Watch how often he leaves a defender grabbing at air on a cutback or sets them up with the shoulder fake then runs straight through an attempted arm tackle.

40 minutes ago, ousux said:

So where's the alternate cover that's all aggy, all the time?

 

No way those make it to any newstand within 20 miles of collie station..

 

 

 

 

 

 

they'll have sleeves covering up the picture like a Hustler mag.

That's our Waterhead! 

We've come a long way from Page 1.

23 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

He's not a burner but he's actually sneaky quick.  Watch how often he leaves a defender grabbing at air on a cutback or sets them up with the shoulder fake then runs straight through an attempted arm tackle.

The thing that amazes me about his running style is how patient he is I'm seeking out a gap or setting up a blocker.nine times out of 10 I'm thinking hurry hurry but he's just patient as he can be and makes it pay off

On 5/25/2019 at 11:09 PM, Machinator said:

Can't embed the video unfortunately, here's the direct link: http://www.cbssports.com/general/video/481f3971-96d0-4050-94e0-368a4d40c82e

 

ESPN article on this California camp.... quotes Sam

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/26838032/going-camping-tua-trevor-nation-top-qbs

"This time where we're all out here is probably the best time of the year for everybody because there's no stress," Texas QB Sam Ehlinger said. "We get to come out to one of the most beautiful places in the world and just relax, get cool stuff, hang out with little kids and give back to the community.

"You play the game of football to have fun and form relationships like this, so when you get to go out and hang out with all these guys from around the country and have fun, it's what it's all about."

 

3 hours ago, BigSwingingD said:

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I see they had a typo on the cover title.  Accidentally put "Bring it on" instead of "Go fuck yourself bitch".

On 6/3/2019 at 12:44 PM, ousux said:

So where's the alternate cover that's all aggy, all the time?

 

No way those make it to any newstand within 20 miles of collie station..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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It might be funny if y’all have even sniffed at a conference title in 20 years or a national title in 80. But hey, being Bama and LSU’s bitch is pretty awesome.

Has A&M even been a thought in his mind other than doing QB camp with Mond? I have my doubts about these so-called insecurities. 

52 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


It might be funny if y’all have even sniffed at a conference title in 20 years or a national title in 80. But hey, being Bama and LSU’s bitch is pretty awesome.

Probably feels better to them than being Texas Tech's bitch.

On 5/29/2019 at 9:00 PM, Jkwellborn said:


I’d rather my qb not be trying to use the truck stick on people close to his size.

One guy is the hammer the other becomes the nail. If you can see eyes, truck stick. If he's coming in head down, ole! I watched Timmy Tebow do it to middle linebackers that had weight on em. 

Yancy has him ready. It's football.

On 6/4/2019 at 6:01 PM, Eggo said:

Has A&M even been a thought in his mind other than doing QB camp with Mond? I have my doubts about these so-called insecurities. 

He makes fun of them on Twitter once or twice a year if they do something worth laughing at.

On 6/4/2019 at 4:38 PM, MAROON said:

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Gotta be embarrassing to do a photoshop with less than 50 words but to still be so dumb there are typos in it.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He makes fun of them on Twitter once or twice a year if they do something worth laughing at.

If? 

9 hours ago, Eggo said:

If? 

I believe the qualifying word here was "worth". They do things you can laugh at all the time, but it requires thinking about them, so it's usually not worth it.

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The last time aggy won a conference title was when sirr parker was a running back. He is 41 years old now.

But cool photoshop of Sam!

I don’’t follow the Twatters, but I do know Sam is certainly capable of dishing it out, as most of us probably remember.

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Nice burn by Sam, but I'm pretty sure that Bryce Petty was the Baylor QB who hurdled Haines. The other time was Taysom Hill. 

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Nice burn by Sam, but I'm pretty sure that Bryce Petty was the Baylor QB who hurdled Haines. The other time was Taysom Hill. 

There's too many to count, actually. I remember Quandre went on a twitter gif/video spree clowning Dylan about it 2 years ago.

5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Nice burn by Sam, but I'm pretty sure that Bryce Petty was the Baylor QB who hurdled Haines. The other time was Taysom Hill. 

Nope. It was Russell. 

10 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Nope. It was Russell. 

Good call. Memories blurring. FWIW after further googling, Petty did hurdle someone from Iowa State for a TD. 

What the fuck is wrong with Dylan?  Why is he trying to stir shit with the face of the program ?

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16 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

What the fuck is wrong with Dylan?  Why is he trying to stir shit with the face of the program ?

It was a while back. He was being a little bitch on twitter, though.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

It was a while back. He was being a little bitch on twitter, though.

To be fair, guys I know who played with him said he was pretty much always a stuck up little bitch. He was just fortunate enough to be a walk on while our talent level was at an all time low. Guy was never good enough to play at a program like UT, otherwise.

50 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

To be fair, guys I know who played with him said he was pretty much always a stuck up little bitch. He was just fortunate enough to be a walk on while our talent level was at an all time low. Guy was never good enough to play at a program like UT, otherwise.

Sounds like he might fit right in, here. We could get some top shelf opinions about WRs with bad hands, and whatnot...

41 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Sounds like he might fit right in, here. We could get some top shelf opinions about WRs with bad hands, and whatnot...

He's got too much Rocko in him to last around here. Hell, Katfid knows three times as much football as Dylan Haines has been jumped by.

I can still hear Coach screaming "God DAMN It, Tex!! How many times I got to tell you? Don't look at his God DAMN face! Don't look at his God DAMN feet! Look at his God DAMN BEKT BUCKLE! Bury your God DAMN shoulder in his God DAMN Belt Buckle!!"

I am happy that we have dudes like Estell and Overshown on the depth chart now rather than hoping that a walk on like Haines will contribute.  We were fortunate that he was a contributor, but he needs to get behind Sam.  

Sam graces the cover of the only Texas football mag that matters. Well earned! Can't wait to pick it up at the store later this month

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11 hours ago, Lhorn said:

What the fuck is wrong with Dylan?  Why is he trying to stir shit with the face of the program ?

That tweet is about 2 yrs old iirc

That tweet is about 2 yrs old iirc

Yeah I think it was from sams first summer.

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