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Sam wins the Heisman and goes 1-1 in the draft bookmark this post 

11 hours ago, Houston20 said:

I think this is good for Ehlinger and his performance in the early games. I think the Sugar Bowl win raised his ego a bit too much, and you could tell by how sloppy he was during the spring game. Watching it in person, he looked like Maryland Ehlinger on the sideline. Gut feeling is he will now be locked in from the get go. 

Or it was windy and, you know, the spring game.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Or it was windy and, you know, the spring game.

He really didn’t want to be there.

Sam wins a natty but no Heisman like VY. 

Is he equal or passes VY due to better stats? 

Sam loses natty, but wins Heisman?  Wheres he at?  

He loses natty. But is one of the 3 in NY twice?

Fuck it.  Natty and A Heisman!!!!!!! Sam forever!!

44 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Sam wins a natty but no Heisman like VY. 

Is he equal or passes VY due to better stats? 

Sam loses natty, but wins Heisman?  Wheres he at?  

He loses natty. But is one of the 3 in NY twice?

Fuck it.  Natty and A Heisman!!!!!!! Sam forever!!

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1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Sam wins a natty but no Heisman like VY. 

Is he equal or passes VY due to better stats? 

Sam loses natty, but wins Heisman?  Wheres he at?  

He loses natty. But is one of the 3 in NY twice?

Fuck it.  Natty and A Heisman!!!!!!! Sam forever!!

Please stop with that “natty” shit.

It ranks right down there with the “Red River Shootout/Rivalry” and “Texas Aggie” misnomer abortions.

Phlegm could be turning over in his grave.

40 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Please stop with that “natty” shit.

It ranks right down there with the “Red River Shootout/Rivalry” and “Texas Aggie” misnomer abortions.

Phlegm could be turning over in his grave.

Yo mama. 

54 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Please stop with that “natty” shit.

It ranks right down there with the “Red River Shootout/Rivalry” and “Texas Aggie” misnomer abortions.

Phlegm could be turning over in his grave.

Someone didn’t have his Metamucil today. 

16 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Lol wait, whatever happened to Phlegm?

Something, something, CTE, chronic masturbation, something, something aggy, SNARF!

Texas/OU game forever.  Texas A&M Aggies never winning diddley squat. The 1963 National Championship.  James Street,  Eddie Phillips, Vince Young.   Colt McCoy giving it his best shot.  I have had a decent run watching Texas football.  Way better memories than Georgia fan, aggy fan, Michigan fan and the bottom feeders like Baylor, TCU, Tech, and Houston.  

Swoopes vs. Notre Dame and Phil Dawson get a big mention.  The Tucker fool can't be jinxed!  Sam vs. USC and OU last year were top notch.  

Edited by lemonandaturd

IIRC, Sam usually isn't at his best at these types of events. This says a lot about his development as a passers.

2 hours ago, Sock Monkey said:

IIRC, Sam usually isn't at his best at these types of events. This says a lot about his development as a passers.

He’s turning out to be a great quarterbacks.

He runs the ball! He passes the ball! He's two! Two! Two quarterbacks in One!!!

18 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Sam wins a natty but no Heisman like VY. 

Is he equal or passes VY due to better stats? 

Sam loses natty, but wins Heisman?  Wheres he at?  

He loses natty. But is one of the 3 in NY twice?

Fuck it.  Natty and A Heisman!!!!!!! Sam forever!!

Take the stupid-ass "natty" talk over to texags.

Please stop with that “natty” shit.
It ranks right down there with the “Red River Shootout/Rivalry” and “Texas Aggie” misnomer abortions.
Phlegm could be turning over in his grave.


Yeah, hate the use of “natty” too.
29 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He ded

Wait, like dead dead? Or banned-dead?

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Take the stupid-ass "natty" talk over to texags.

yeah,your mom is having a train run on her ass over there. you should be ashamed. 

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

 


Yeah, hate the use of “natty” too.

 

checked the boards rules. oh, shit there aren't any. natty, natty, natty, 

I stayed 4 nights in Jamaica once and will never drink another Red Stripe in my life.

Edited by Rivers

25 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

yeah,your mom is having a train run on her ass over there. you should be ashamed. 

Yep, you check out as the type of halfwit jackass that likes to use a term like "natty".

30 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yep, you check out as the type of halfwit jackass that likes to use a term like "natty".

And you seem like an anal retentive asswipe thatd get into fights online bitching about grammar and word choice. 

Ill be happy over here dealing out my infantile "yo mama" comebacks. 

You can go back to waiting in line over at texsgs for  a turn at your mom. 

Like i said. You should be ashamed 

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On 6/3/2019 at 12:36 PM, BigSwingingD said:

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Got my copy in the mail last night

 

i still think its pretty badass to have him on his 2nd cover appearance

Hope it all does not go to his head. He needs to remember the CCG loss to blowu

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hope it all does not go to his head. He needs to remember the CCG loss to blowu

Don't confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them. 

22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hope it all does not go to his head. He needs to remember the CCG loss to blowu

Sam doesn't seem like the type to read too much into his press clippings good or bad. Remember 2017 to the 2018 Maryland game when we all wanted to bench him? He just plugged along and got better. 

He seems to have the demeanor and attitude required for a position like the Texas QB. 

Edited by totallynotabuttpirate

Terry Bradshaw is fine. He is just trying to motivate his team. He is old, took a lot of hits, he knows what they face, he wasn’t being mean spirited.

That tech sooner reject piece of shit can gargle my dead dog’s vag.

Sam did say he wouldn't let this university feel the disappointment of the CCG ever again. 

Calling it now: we're not losing another fucking game until he leaves. *knock on wood*

33 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Don't confront me with my failures, I had not forgotten them. 

+rep for any Jackson Browne 

6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Got my copy in the mail last night

 

i still think its pretty badass to have him on his 2nd cover appearance

Edit: did realize this is three weeks old so probably already posted on a previous page...

Edited by SDG

On 6/29/2019 at 5:40 PM, Armybrat said:

Please stop with that “natty” shit.

It ranks right down there with the “Red River Shootout/Rivalry” and “Texas Aggie” misnomer abortions.

Phlegm could be turning over in his grave.

Phlegm what? Just realized I haven't heard from him in a while.  Tell me that was a joke.

6 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

And you seem like an anal retentive asswipe thatd get into fights online bitching about grammar and word choice. 

Ill be happy over here dealing out my infantile "yo mama" comebacks. 

You can go back to waiting in line over at texsgs for  a turn at your mom. 

Like i said. You should be ashamed 

Are you lost?  This is The Surly...there is no shame.

7 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

And you seem like an anal retentive asswipe thatd get into fights online bitching about grammar and word choice. 

Ill be happy over here dealing out my infantile "yo mama" comebacks. 

You can go back to waiting in line over at texsgs for  a turn at your mom. 

Like i said. You should be ashamed 

Is 12 just your emotional age or also your actual age?

Please stop with that “natty” shit.
It ranks right down there with the “Red River Shootout/Rivalry” and “Texas Aggie” misnomer abortions.
Phlegm could be turning over in his grave.
It's the football board. They like saying natty like aggy does.
Hope it all does not go to his head. He needs to remember the CCG loss to blowu
Without googling, he threw for nearly 400 yards and that 1 int.

Cant remember the tackles he missed while playing nickel.

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