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#12901
9 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

Eh...if you weren't posting post-practice reports on Prodigy as soon as you got back to your apartment, you're to young to be claiming to be old....

You need to go further back to printing out ASCII porn images on your track feed printer with the green and white stripes.

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#12902
33 minutes ago, futureman said:

Richardson is a pure athletic freak and he was drafted on a whole lot more than simple arm strength. Unfortunately he’s not good at playing the quarterback position.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If you think the reason Richardson was treasured is a cannon for an arm, I don’t think you were paying much attention. What they all fell in love with was the overall athleticism within that frame. We mocked it all in that year’s draft thread and said he’d bust, but it was about some notion what he was an athletic wizard that drew all of the attention.

Yes, he's overall very athletic. I just focused my comment on the arm, he's a quarterback.

#12903
9 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This group is twitchy enough without bringing up AA. You just triggered a large portion of the board. Well, everyone who was here during the Strong years anyway.

Hi my name is Hank and I thought the 18 wheeler package would lead us to greatness

#12906
8 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

You need to go further back to printing out ASCII porn images on your track feed printer with the green and white stripes.

That green and white striped printer paper was straight fire!

#12908

If I've learned anything from tv, it's that portals can be hard to find. I bet the first one disappeared on him.

#12910
2 minutes ago, Teryor said:
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Make up your fucking mind man

He’s in, it’s probably a you problem that you don’t feel it

#12911
18 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

You need to go further back to printing out ASCII porn images on your track feed printer with the green and white stripes.

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#12914
1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

What is the gestation period for an Elko?

They usually lay their eggs the 4th Friday in November.

#12918
5 hours ago, keyboardtoucher said:

Let's just hope this Jonte works out better than our other Johntay

Elko has tremendous size. Has Flood contacted him yet?

Dude was a reasonable size just a couple few years before A&M.
Did have have a medical issue or something, that caused him to suddenly inflate?

#12920
8 hours ago, PsychMike said:

My experience tracks with this. And I liked HPSlugga and rpongett, but how could you leave out horndfl? He was one of my favorite posters there, and here (under a different name, of course).

Counterpoint: for every rpongett, there was an echeese

#12922
19 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Dude was a reasonable size just a couple few years before A&M.
Did have have a medical issue or something, that caused him to suddenly inflate?

He eats because he is unhappy. He is unhappy because he eats... And has to live in BCS

#12924
1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This group is twitchy enough without bringing up AA. You just triggered a large portion of the board. Well, everyone who was here during the Strong years anyway.

Take it to the Football board Sark thread.

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#12925
5 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Nothing like a year in College Station to help you realize Texas is your dream school.

That was a 177 month old screenshot that you quoted. lol
All Baugh said Texas was his dream school... during his HS recruiting.
Texas must have not delivered a large enough baugh full of cash.

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Given how important experience is on an OL with championship aspirations, here are the number of starts Indiana and Miami's current starting offensive linemen had heading into the 2025 season:

Indiana

  • LT Carter Smith - 26 career starts

  • LG Drew Evans - 9 career starts

  • C Pat Coogan - 27 career starts

  • RG Bray Lynch - 14 career starts

  • RT Adedamola Ajani - 0 career starts

Miami

  • LT Markel Bell - 14 career starts

  • LG Matthew McCoy - 13 career starts

  • C James Brockermeyer - 12 career starts

  • RG Anez Cooper - 30 career starts

  • RT Francis Mauigoa - 26 career starts

Compare that to Texas' surefire starters heading into 2026:

  • OT Trevor Goosby - 15 career starts

  • C Connor Robertson - 8 career starts

  • OT Brandon Baker - 13 career starts

And the offensive linemen Texas has added/are looking to add from the portal:

  • OG Dylan Sikorski - 6 career starts

  • OT Jonte Newman - 0 career starts

  • OT Jordan Seaton - 22 career starts

  • OT Mason Barton - 11 career starts

  • OG Aliou Bah - 23 career starts

  • OG Jordan Church - 14 career starts

Good stuff, thanks for looking that up.

Hopefully, the LLM calculated using a non-AI calculator...

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55 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Texas 66- undefeated Vanderbilt 57 w/ 8min to go

Undefeated no more...

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#12929
22 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

How desperate are we for LB depth? 24 year old Justin Flowe is in the portal.

Let it Flowe

#12930

57 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Hopefully, the LLM calculated using a non-AI calculator...

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Better go ahead and rely on that and everything else ChatGPT tells you, why not

#12932
4 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Holy shit, he’s been there since 1999! That’s a long ass time for a coach in one spot.

I saw Todd in like 93. 6 years after he graduated. He was head coach of Delta state. Good guy

#12936
6 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

That was a 177 month old screenshot that you quoted. lol
All Baugh said Texas was his dream school... during his HS recruiting.
Texas must have not delivered a large enough baugh full of cash.

...why do you keep saying Baugh when the screenshot is about is about Newman?

#12937
12 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

What is the PFF grade for “doesn’t derail the offense?”

Blocking is a really high bar for OL guys to jump. Let's start with having all of them remember the snap count.

#12938
8 hours ago, Xminus6 said:

You need to go further back to printing out ASCII porn images on your track feed printer with the green and white stripes.

That's Dot Matrix printer to you and me, man!

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#12939
52 minutes ago, texifornia said:

...why do you keep saying Baugh when the screenshot is about is about Newman?

A job in elder care would be a nightmare for you.

#12942
9 hours ago, satyanash said:

Counterpoint: for every rpongett, there was an echeese

Wait, you're NOT echeese?

#12945
33 minutes ago, satyanash said:
As of 7:00 a.m. this morning, Colorado star tackle Jordan Seaton is still not officially in the transfer portal.

Until his name appears in the Portal, he can't take visits or have official conversations with schools.

Turns out he thought the portal was actually the Pluckers menu he was looking at on DoorDash. They aren't open at 7 so he misunderstood the entire situation.

#12946

Oh he can't have official conversations with schools?

Well then, that's really going to hamper his recruitment

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