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#9951

13 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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This weekend will be fun…very fun

That’s impossible. The yearning in my heart for the two Michigan lineman that I’d never heard of until five days ago leaves a void that can never be filled.

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#9953
4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If this asshole is wrong again, I vote that we riot and show up at his house around 10pm tonight in fucking Conroe and blare airhorns by his toddlers' windows. Just do mean shit to defenseless, tiny humans in order to teach Temu Tom Herman a life lesson.

I agree, but this thread will have long killed me before 10pm

#9955
13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas isn't paying Raleek Brown $1M. I don't care if his camp keeps saying it, but let's keep it clean on this thread for the purposes of the non-clowns knowing what's going on in this miasma of depravity, nonsense, and oneupsmanship.

How is this not the new thread title already?

#9957
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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This all helps you belong on the field against the "elite" teams. Mendoza is what allows you to bitch slap those teams all around the field

Elite in quotes because the new age elite programs aren't nearly as strong as they were previously

#9958

Cool, caught up on the last 5 pages of this thread. Most of you people still really suck.

15 hours ago, CastHorn said:

I figure this is a cheap depth pickup to replace Bo, but it still pushes me towards apathy. You olds are lucky you got to live almost your entire lives with a sane version of college football. I’m not even in my 30s, what am I to do?

As a young person, my best advice is don’t hang around with people like Helobious.

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#9959

I took a day off from this shit, but I've been high on Hollywood Smothers for a while, based on name only. Fucking fantastic football name. We have to get him.

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#9961

What if the surprise is they are done with offensiveime

42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

club july GIF

This weekend will be fun…very fun

Sad Cry GIF by Piñata Farms: The Meme App

#9963
14 minutes ago, Fud said:

This all helps you belong on the field against the "elite" teams. Mendoza is what allows you to bitch slap those teams all around the field

Elite in quotes because the new age elite programs aren't nearly as strong as they were previously

I think this Indiana team might be the best team since 2020 or 2019. All they have to do is win on the 19th and I think they can be considered one of the 5 greatest teams all time. I can’t recall a team as disciplined and well coached as they are.

Edited by BurntOrange&White

#9964
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think this Indiana team might be the best team since 2020 or 2019

I think it might not be

#9965
5 minutes ago, deech said:

What if the surprise is they are done with offensiveime

stroke GIF

#9967
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

stroke GIF

I actually typed that in response to a post a day or two ago as a joke and didn't realize it was still there. Whoops. Just wanted to post the gjf

#9969
58 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

club july GIF

This weekend will be fun…very fun

The Office No GIF

15 minutes ago, deech said:

What if the surprise is they are done with offensiveime

didn’t you hear what Bobby said? We were done with o-line yesterday.

#9971
Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

A backfield pairing of Arch and Hollywood just makes too much damn sense for the second most watched team in CFB.

You’re saying it would be…

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#9973
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

club july GIF

This weekend will be fun…very fun

It’s been a fucking hour, COME ON

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#9975
54 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas isn't paying Raleek Brown $1M. I don't care if his camp keeps saying it, but let's keep it clean on this thread for the purposes of the non-clowns knowing what's going on in this miasma of depravity, nonsense, and oneupsmanship.

Is it possible we will see schools offer contracts that are 2+ years long with bigger NIL payouts but are binding to stay with the school for the time they signed for, or is that against the rules?

#9976
27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think this Indiana team might be the best team since 2020 or 2019. All they have to do is win on the 19th and I think they can be considered one of the 5 greatest teams all time. I can’t recall a team as disciplined and well coached as they are.

Well, if they win, they will be the first 16-win team since Yale did it in the 1800s.

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#9977
4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Did Harris fuck up so many of these meetings?

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

#9978
54 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

That’s impossible. The yearning in my heart for the two Michigan lineman that I’d never heard of until five days ago leaves a void that can never be filled.

I had the same yearning but it’s been filled by the kid from osu, possibly the kid from Yale and now the other kid from Michigan that I hadn’t heard of

We need to preach patience and to trust the process but some of these posters hate sark more than they love themselves

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#9979

Bobby

- NC State transfer running Hollywood Smothers is on campus in Austin currently.

- Pitt linebacker Rasheem Biles is also expected on campus today.

- Yale OL Mikey Bennett remains on campus from his visit that began yesterday.

- Some folks have asked about the running back situation with Smothers visiting Austin today.

Here’s what I’ve learned:

RB Christian Clark has agreed to a new deal with Texas but the new deal is not signed.

RB Raleek Brown has signed with Texas

#9984
11 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Is it possible we will see schools offer contracts that are 2+ years long with bigger NIL payouts but are binding to stay with the school for the time they signed for, or is that against the rules?

You mean there are rules to all of this?

I'm kinda under the impression all of this was just make up whatever you want, both team and player.

Edited by Francisco 2.0

#9986
3 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

#9987
Just now, Tylerocks said:

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

Didn’t Harris just get his contract extended? Sark isn’t in the business of holding people accountable that are in his inner circle.

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#9988

IT

A source yesterday afternoon said he thinks both Kaliq Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon will stay. It’s harder to get talented young players to see the big picture, but I think these two are understanding it.

#9989
4 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

There are no winners in war

wrong. I had a war with your mom in the sack last night and we both won.

#9990
Just now, Hookem2147 said:

IT

A source yesterday afternoon said he thinks both Kaliq Lockett and Daylan McCutcheon will stay. It’s harder to get talented young players to see the big picture, but I think these two are understanding it.

I like Lockett but McCutcheon has been very uninspiring so far.

#9992
13 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

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#9993
4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Didn’t Harris just get his contract extended? Sark isn’t in the business of holding people accountable that are in his inner circle.

Step 1: Make sure my friends who tell me I'm amazing get paid
Step 2: ???
Step 3: I'm fired!?!?

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#9994
1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Step 1: Make sure my friends who tell me I'm amazing get paid
Step 2: ???
Step 3: I'm fired!?!?

Ah, the underpants gnome career strategy

#9995
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I agree, but this thread will have long killed me before 10pm

I will protect you! I get the sense there won’t be a need though.

I feel pretty good 🤞 we might be getting that Yale player (hey our degrees mean more damnit) and another weapon. Getting Yale dude, Smothers and Coleman would be insanely awesome. In an effort to be more positive I will be ecstatic if we get one of these dudes or two.

This is the year to go all in.

Thanks for all that you do man!

#9996
8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

Do you know how difficult it is to find a guy with that high of a k/d ratio on call of duty?

#9997
16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Bobby

- NC State transfer running Hollywood Smothers is on campus in Austin currently.

- Pitt linebacker Rasheem Biles is also expected on campus today.

- Yale OL Mikey Bennett remains on campus from his visit that began yesterday.

- Some folks have asked about the running back situation with Smothers visiting Austin today.

Here’s what I’ve learned:

RB Christian Clark has agreed to a new deal with Texas but the new deal is not signed.

RB Raleek Brown has signed with Texas

I really like the Pitt linebacker and assume Muschamp does as well.🤞🤘🏼

#9998
19 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

Sounds like we need some glasscock

#9999
20 minutes ago, immamac said:

I spoke with two agents last night for a while at Chalmers. They showed me their text threads from Brandon Harris - each of these guys reps multiple players currently on the team or were on the team and are in the portal and were not from Lionheart.

What I saw was horrifying. They then proceeded to tell me for 10 minutes straight how much they fucking hate Brandon Harris and that their official opinion is that he is the worst GM all of college sports.

I share this opinion.

Come back and tell us where they signed and for how much.

#10000
17 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

This is scary.

Add in what CTJ mentioned about Harris' meeting with Barnes and essentially telling him to kick rocks.....it's lunacy

I assume when the dust settles after this cycle, he'll be let go?

He literally just got a raise

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