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#11902

Been keeping track of this for the past few days. Arch followed him on instagram last week, and he followed back. Seaton also followed Colin Simmons in the last day or two.

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#11906
3 minutes ago, pyrofiend said:

Been keeping track of this for the past few days. Arch followed him on instagram last week, and he followed back. Seaton also followed Colin Simmons in the last day or two.

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#11907

Something better happen soon, I’m in the process of wrapping up RGBIII’s poop bag.

#11912
1 minute ago, Atticus said:

If we can get him to play RT in his contract year, then sheeeit

I mean, getting him as the backup RT is massive.

#11913

Is this really something or are we just wishcasting with evidence?

I don’t mind getting my hopes up, but I would rather not interrupt MNF for some bullshit.

#11914
14 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

If I recall correctly, Watson's offense somehow managed to lose 9-7 to Iowa State that year - in a game where the Nebraska D forced EIGHT turnovers. He might just be the worst OC in CFB history

Without question. He makes GDGD look like Tesla in comparison. It's nothing short of staggering he made it to the college level and kept failing upwards. I'll never understand it.

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#11915
3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Bobby

Oklahoma State defensive end Wendell Gregory was thought to be narrowing in on a decision late Sunday.

However, a new week means a new vision for his future, according to an agent source.

Gregory was thought to be deciding between Texas, Wisconsin, Texas Tech and Kansas State. The Longhorns and Wildcats (somewhat surprisingly) were thought to be the primary competitors.

Now, after not reaching a deal with Texas to K-State, it appears Gregory’s going back on the open market.

Texas will continue to monitor, and things could change at a moment’s notice.

WELLLLLLL this was my cowboy fireworks but turns out the kids pre-ghost Ebenezer Scrooge kind of greedy. Guess we will see how much excrement this costs me (Still might happen btw)

15 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Big one

Lets call this the 3rd of July....

#11916
Just now, Park Gothic said:

Is this really something or are we just wishcasting with evidence?

I don’t mind getting my hopes up, but I would rather not interrupt MNF for some bullshit.

You’re already on a message board

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#11919
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

WELLLLLLL this was my cowboy fireworks but turns out the kids pre-ghost Ebenezer Scrooge kind of greedy. Guess we will see how much excrement this costs me (Still might happen btw)

Lets call this the 3rd of July....

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#11922
18 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

If I recall correctly, Watson's offense somehow managed to lose 9-7 to Iowa State that year - in a game where the Nebraska D forced EIGHT turnovers. He might just be the worst OC in CFB history

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#11924
19 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Big one

Seaton is up there with Goosby as a likely first-round pick in the 2027 draft. Getting him at RT would be a massive coup, maybe even bigger than Coleman.

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#11926
17 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Would he play right tackle, CTJ?

The whole thing has been a mystery to me since I heard about it a long time ago. That said, this is one of two “moonshots” that I’ve been from Missouri on. He’s halfway there now. Like the Zen Master said, “we’ll see”.

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#11928
4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Lets call this the 3rd of July....

For a sweetener, tell Seaton we'll name a hospital system after him.

(If he asks about the difference in spelling, just say "It's a typo, bro ... long story, but there's this guy named Sydney who was in charge of the signage ... ").

#11929
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Aqib Talib? Kansas bound to be with Stroh

That or he's joining a gang

#11937
34 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Something better happen soon, I’m in the process of wrapping up RGBIII’s poop bag.

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Why bag it?

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#11939

I listened to way too much Finebaum today and it was just very sad. Basically a bunch of elderly Bama fans surviving on social security checks whining about how Texas ruined college football. New conference, same old shit.

Some low lights:

  • Paul accused Texas of paying players from an illegal NIL fund. I was speechless. He just flat out said it. No subtlety at all.

  • Bama fans predictably want to take their ball and go home. Many “I’m losing interest in college football” calls and “I don’t watch the NFL” bullshit.

  • Some regards that work at Wal Mart claiming to understand private equity and collective bargaining. Shocker, Bama fans want to PE to come in to bail their poor asses out.

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#11940
1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I listened to way too much Finebaum today and it was just very sad. Basically a bunch of elderly Bama fans surviving on social security checks whining about how Texas ruined college football. New conference, same old shit.

Some low lights:

  • Paul accused Texas of paying players from an illegal NIL fund. I was speechless. He just flat out said it. No subtlety at all.

  • Bama fans predictably want to take their ball and go home. Many “I’m losing interest in college football” calls and “I don’t watch the NFL” bullshit.

  • Some regards that work at Wal Mart claiming to understand private equity and collective bargaining. Shocker, Bama fans want to PE to come in to bail their poor asses out.

We will not be square with that piece of shit fanbase and others like it for another two centuries. Fuck all of them and I hope they die cursing Texas as Texas is hoisting another trophy on TV.

#11941
51 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said:

Big one

49 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Does Texas make sense here, Atticus?

If this is the next @RGBIII firework, I may spontaneously combust from successive orgasms.

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#11942
9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

IT says early teams to watch on Seaton are Texas, Oregon, Georgia, and Florida.

No question I am ready to get hurt again

#11943
7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I listened to way too much Finebaum today and it was just very sad. Basically a bunch of elderly Bama fans surviving on social security checks whining about how Texas ruined college football. New conference, same old shit.

Some low lights:

  • Paul accused Texas of paying players from an illegal NIL fund. I was speechless. He just flat out said it. No subtlety at all.

  • Bama fans predictably want to take their ball and go home. Many “I’m losing interest in college football” calls and “I don’t watch the NFL” bullshit.

  • Some regards that work at Wal Mart claiming to understand private equity and collective bargaining. Shocker, Bama fans want to PE to come in to bail their poor asses out.

I think William from Maryville is a Vol. He’s one of the most intelligent callers but he’s long winded and Paul cuts him off usually before he can finish what he wants to say. I do enjoy listening to him, but Paul rarely has him on because he confuses the hoopleheads.

#11944
41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

WELLLLLLL this was my cowboy fireworks but turns out the kids pre-ghost Ebenezer Scrooge kind of greedy. Guess we will see how much excrement this costs me (Still might happen btw)

Lets call this the 3rd of July....

Either we're getting a huge commitment that will stop the incessant bitching for 30 seconds or RGBIII is going to have the most fertilized lawn in America. Either way we're winning.

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#11945
6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

  • Paul accused Texas of paying players from an illegal NIL fund. I was speechless. He just flat out said it. No subtlety at all.

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Paw may be a lot of things, but the man knows how to stir up his gump audience.

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#11947
15 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I listened to way too much Finebaum today and it was just very sad. Basically a bunch of elderly Bama fans surviving on social security checks whining about how Texas ruined college football. New conference, same old shit.

Some low lights:

  • Paul accused Texas of paying players from an illegal NIL fund. I was speechless. He just flat out said it. No subtlety at all.

  • Bama fans predictably want to take their ball and go home. Many “I’m losing interest in college football” calls and “I don’t watch the NFL” bullshit.

  • Some regards that work at Wal Mart claiming to understand private equity and collective bargaining. Shocker, Bama fans want to PE to come in to bail their poor asses out.

Tell them to turn on Fox News and shut the fuck up

#11948

Would it be asking the NIL Santa for too much by wanting a Brunner and a Seaton under the portal tree?

#11949
Just now, Laxtonto said:

Would it be asking the NIL Santa for too much by wanting a Brunner and a Seaton under the portal tree?

What's the deal with Brunner? Visited Indiana already, but didnt commit/sign.

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