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2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Doomed

Kyle Flood and Steven & 5 thought that this guy was going to do well as a starter at LG. Nothing kills my hope for the future under this regime more than when I try to fathom how in the fuck those two idiots came to that conclusion. 

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31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The last Clemsom Safety we took turned out well.

 

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sounds like a tOSU tamper

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Burton said Auburn is the early leader for Baxter 

Good to know they’ve learned nothing whatsoever 

10 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Doomed

SHSU got their guy

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10 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Doomed

Going to miss seeing him at the games.

welcome to your new favorite series: Big Red on the Forty 🤘, #HookEm

40 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

The last Clemsom Safety we took turned out well.

 

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mukuba needs to give him a referral 

19 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Doomed

Not going to celebrate until he actually makes it to the portal without tripping over his own feet

Unless he took a big step up this year, Barnes is not good

Aside from Baker, Goosby and I guess Brooks, are there any other lineman in the program we would actually work to keep if they wanted to leave?

I guess Cojoe probably isn't going to have much of a market considering his lack of playing time and coming off a torn ACL. I'm interested to see what guys like Chatman, Kibble and Cruz do. 

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2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Aside from Baker, Goosby and I guess Brooks, are there any other lineman in the program we would actually work to keep if they wanted to leave?

I guess Cojoe probably isn't going to have much of a market considering his lack of playing time and coming off a torn ACL. I'm interested to see what guys like Chatman, Kibble and Cruz do. 

They’d prefer to keep Kibble, but he’s gotten interest from elsewhere, allegedly. There’s only so much a backup can be worth. 

Cruz is not in love with the game or Flood is playing favorites and Cruz isn’t one of them. 

6 hours ago, Atticus said:

Along those lines, I thought it was interesting how emphatic Sark was in the Arkansas postgame about Anthony Hill playing against A&M.
Then as the week progressed, it was clear that Hill wasn’t gonna play. 
Finally in his draft declaration post, Hill made no mention of Sark at all. 

I don't think any of these guys give a fuck about sark. 

In relation to the conversation about how to recruit high school going forward, I had a really interesting conversation with a friend who is the grandmother of a 10 year old kid in California that is supposedly already getting massive recruiting attention. 

She’s not a huge football fan but said that a bunch of the major programs have already been hounding them and have offered scholarships. At age 10. Amazing how deep the recruiting goes these days. I asked if Texas is in there but she didn’t know. 

3 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Can we send Warren Roberson to the portal?

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If you haven't figured it out yet, the staff loves that dude 

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If you haven't figured it out yet, the staff loves that dude 

I've figured that out.  They keep putting him out there.

What I can't wrap my head around is why?

1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Good to know they’ve learned nothing whatsoever 

SHSU got their guy

Hopefully he didn't forget to pack his rollerskates

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

Doomed

Funny that they chose to use a picture of him upright.  

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35 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

In relation to the conversation about how to recruit high school going forward, I had a really interesting conversation with a friend who is the grandmother of a 10 year old kid in California that is supposedly already getting massive recruiting attention. 

She’s not a huge football fan but said that a bunch of the major programs have already been hounding them and have offered scholarships. At age 10. Amazing how deep the recruiting goes these days. I asked if Texas is in there but she didn’t know. 

No offense man, but nobody is offering a prepubescent 4th grader a college scholarship in football. Jesus Christ. 

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My grandma also told me I was special, handsome, and worthy of multiple D1 scholarships at 10 years old. 

My grandma told me I looked like Robert Redford. Except more handsome.

Unless he took a big step up this year, Barnes is not good

Yet they just give out Freshman All-American honors? That doesn’t make sense.
53 minutes ago, immamac said:

I don't think any of these guys give a fuck about sark. 

But all the outside perception is he is such a player coach and they all hug on senior day and celebrate after games like they love each other. that cant all be for the cameras 

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5 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

My grandma told me I looked like Robert Redford. Except more handsome.

And a better kisser

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My uncle told me that I never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

DBeasy consoling grandma when the 10 year old gets trapdoored at 15 

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18 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:


Yet they just give out Freshman All-American honors? That doesn’t make sense.

The freshman All America tackle we got in the portal was pretty spare

17 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:


Yet they just give out Freshman All-American honors? That doesn’t make sense.

Barnes is gonna be a senior next year. 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not going to celebrate until he actually makes it to the portal without tripping over his own feet

On a positive note, maybe he'll trip three other guys we actually want to stay.

I’m trying to imagine what belief is off the table for someone who earnestly believes a 10 year old has multiple major programs offering scholarships.  This is way beyond flat earth or faked moon landing territory.  I’m sure there is something that would be more outlandish and unbelievable, but I’m coming up empty.

In relation to the conversation about how to recruit high school going forward, I had a really interesting conversation with a friend who is the grandmother of a 10 year old kid in California that is supposedly already getting massive recruiting attention. 
She’s not a huge football fan but said that a bunch of the major programs have already been hounding them and have offered scholarships. At age 10. Amazing how deep the recruiting goes these days. I asked if Texas is in there but she didn’t know. 

Jesus Christ
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Its an absolute certainty that there are shady individuals out here in California representing themselves as being "with the colleges" to barely informed elderly family members at youth games. Funneling kids into sponsored AAU teams

Staffers better be camped out at every pop warner game across the country or gtfo!

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1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

Funny that they chose to use a picture of him upright.  

And looking at the guy in front of him vs. turning to watch Arch take a hit.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Kyle Flood and Steven & 5 thought that this guy was going to do well as a starter at LG. Nothing kills my hope for the future under this regime more than when I try to fathom how in the fuck those two idiots came to that conclusion. 


I just cannot reconcile how someone could watch Stroh practice in the spring and think to themselves “Yep that’s what we need to start at LG for a playoff run in the SEC”. There is no way Flood should be allowed to coach at Texas next year. 

10 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Its an absolute certainty that there are shady individuals out here in California representing themselves as being "with the colleges" to barely informed elderly family members at youth games. Funneling kids into sponsored AAU teams

Assuming grandma isn't purposefully lying to make their grandkid sound awesome, I would guess she's getting relayed information from mom/dad coming from some trainer/coach of a select team that is spouting off about colleges he's connected to, and just mistook that as colleges in contact with the child.

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I just cannot reconcile how someone could watch Stroh practice in the spring and think to themselves “Yep that’s what we need to start at LG for a playoff run in the SEC”. There is no way Flood should be allowed to coach at Texas next year. 

Since Sark insists not running him off. He should promote him to main OC and turn the headset off. That way we can hire the best OL Coach he can money whip. The Peter Principle.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

No offense man, but nobody is offering a prepubescent 4th grader a college scholarship in football. Jesus Christ. 

I know it sounds crazy, but schools have. She did not say what schools. Here is one from a few years ago:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717730-9-year-old-havon-finney-jr-receives-football-scholarship-offer-from-nevada

another one:

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/20924695/10-year-old-maxwell-bunchie-young-touted-next-big-thing-football-coaches-bought-in

If I wasn't clear, her grandkid is a crazy talent, not a random 10 year old. I'm not saying all the programs are running around giving out scholarships to 10 year olds. The point was that a 10 year old is on the radar of a ton of schools, which is crazy.

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22 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I know it sounds crazy, but schools have. She did not say what schools. Here is one from a few years ago:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717730-9-year-old-havon-finney-jr-receives-football-scholarship-offer-from-nevada

another one:

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/20924695/10-year-old-maxwell-bunchie-young-touted-next-big-thing-football-coaches-bought-in

If I wasn't clear, her grandkid is a crazy talent, not a random 10 year old. I'm not saying all the programs are running around giving out scholarships to 10 year olds. The point was that a 10 year old is on the radar of a ton of schools, which is crazy.

Why sidetrack this thread talking about a ten year old kid.  Focus my friend on the topic at hand. 

35 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Why sidetrack this thread talking about a ten year old kid.  Focus my friend on the topic at hand. 

Yeah let’s talk about a 10 year old aged cheese 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

I don't think any of these guys give a fuck about sark. 

Relax, Hill was just naming his position coach that he worked so closely with. He didnt name PK either. 

That guy you quoted is a moron

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I know it sounds crazy, but schools have. She did not say what schools. Here is one from a few years ago:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717730-9-year-old-havon-finney-jr-receives-football-scholarship-offer-from-nevada

another one:

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/20924695/10-year-old-maxwell-bunchie-young-touted-next-big-thing-football-coaches-bought-in

If I wasn't clear, her grandkid is a crazy talent, not a random 10 year old. I'm not saying all the programs are running around giving out scholarships to 10 year olds. The point was that a 10 year old is on the radar of a ton of schools, which is crazy.

I believe that her grandson is talented. Having said that, just in case, you might want to warn her of the possibility that the same grandson might call or email her one day claiming to have been kidnapped by Somali pirates seeking $25,000 in Best Buy gift cards. 

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2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I know it sounds crazy, but schools have. She did not say what schools. Here is one from a few years ago:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2717730-9-year-old-havon-finney-jr-receives-football-scholarship-offer-from-nevada

another one:

https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/20924695/10-year-old-maxwell-bunchie-young-touted-next-big-thing-football-coaches-bought-in

If I wasn't clear, her grandkid is a crazy talent, not a random 10 year old. I'm not saying all the programs are running around giving out scholarships to 10 year olds. The point was that a 10 year old is on the radar of a ton of schools, which is crazy.

Doubling down is a choice. You were even given a nice out by cmontexas and you didn’t take it. 

I’m not clicking links to stories written for link bait. No serious FBS program is offering a 10 year old a fucking scholarship. I can’t even believe this is a discussion. Have you ever spoken to a football scout or college coach? Hell , even a HS staffer? No one gives a shit about a kid’s talent until they’ve hit puberty. That’s a basic component to all of it. It’s the minimum table stakes. 

 

I agree with CTJ, it’s all about the puberty.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Something something Dylan Moses!!

 

 

He's past puberty. 

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4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Which is about the age that @UncleSonny likes them, allegedly. 

You have about 35K posts on this site, and the next time you say something funny or interesting it will be the first time.

I do like that I got under your skin so much yesterday you decided to repeat the same joke that fell flat 24 hours ago.

Still waiting for you explain what the hell you were on about by the way. 

5 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

You have about 35K posts on this site, and the next time you say something funny or interesting it will be the first time.

I do like that I got under your skin so much yesterday you decided to repeat the same joke that fell flat 24 hours ago.

Still waiting for you explain what the hell you were on about by the way. 

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