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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Make it so... he cooked our DBs all day. 

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Sounds like a dude aggy will buy and he’ll be a pain in our ass when we beat them next year.

12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Make it so... he cooked our DBs all day. 

He caught 7 passes for 60 yards. 

52 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He caught 7 passes for 60 yards. 

Almost a first down every catch. :) 

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

I hope they have their eyes on a few potential portal LTs in case Goosby does go pro. Of all the dumb things to do, leaving Arch's blindside exposed would be near the top of the list. Better have some options on speed dial in case they're needed.

What portal LTs? Not easy to find. Arch should send of that sweet, sweet NIL to Goosby

24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Baugh wearing Warby Parkers?

The new orange house, imo.

27 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

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With regards to Baugh, has it been mentioned that Texas just hired Jabbar Juluke as RB coach, formerly Florida's RB coach?

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8 minutes ago, What? said:

With regards to Baugh, has it been mentioned that Texas just hired Jabbar Juluke as RB coach, formerly Florida's RB coach?

What?

 

48 minutes ago, What? said:

With regards to Baugh, has it been mentioned that Texas just hired Jabbar Juluke as RB coach, formerly Florida's RB coach?

Perfect username.

1 hour ago, What? said:

With regards to Baugh, has it been mentioned that Texas just hired Jabbar Juluke as RB coach, formerly Florida's RB coach?

Joined 2/4/20, this is your 23rd post. Before the 2026 thread and then this post you hadn't posted since 2021. Your primary concern before now was the Eyes of Texas "controversy."

Then this completely tone deaf post. 

im-sorry-who-are-you-again-monica-sherer

 

Not sure... are Utah players now available since Kyle Whittingham announced his retirement???

 

Not sure... are Utah players now available since Kyle Whittingham announced his retirement???
 

Everybody is available for dollar dollar bills.
1 minute ago, Handcruser said:


Everybody is available for dollar dollar bills.

Yo

Make it so... he cooked our DBs all day. 

When? Because he wasn’t even their leading receiver when he had 7 catches for 60 yards and….checks notes….zero td’s.
2 hours ago, mannewers said:

Oh goodie. Can't wait for the meltdowns next year:

It was Williams' ninth drop this season, which is tied for third-most in FBS behind 12 by Ashlock and San Jose State's Danny Scudero.

 

https://247sports.com/article/where-ryan-williams-drop-rate-stands-in-college-football-this-season-and-recent-alabama-history-265672582/

I'm sure Scudero has at least double the targets as Williams though. 

Dude would get murdered in the SEC

4 minutes ago, Atticus said:

I'm sure Scudero has at least double the targets as Williams though. 

Dude would get murdered in the SEC

Murdered is a stretch - that guy can play. Is he worth what he'll ask for, though?

Just now, texifornia said:

Murdered is a stretch - that guy can play. Is he worth what he'll ask for, though?

You're right, hyperbole is fun though. I remember how he handled that shot he took from Hill and he does much of his work in the middle of the field, IIRC. 

3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Joined 2/4/20, this is your 23rd post. Before the 2026 thread and then this post you hadn't posted since 2021. Your primary concern before now was the Eyes of Texas "controversy."

Then this completely tone deaf post. 

im-sorry-who-are-you-again-monica-sherer

 

I'm not sure how my post is "tone deaf."  Everyone would cream their panties if Baugh entered the portal and committed to Texas.  I found it relevant that Texas hired his  position coach at Florida from this past season, since this is the transfer thread and no one had mentioned it thus far.  As far as my posting frequency and history, who gives a shit. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.

5 hours ago, What? said:

With regards to Baugh, has it been mentioned that Texas just hired Jabbar Juluke as RB coach, formerly Florida's RB coach?

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On 12/6/2025 at 12:04 AM, Hank_Hill said:

But the ags said he was basically Lamar until we played them

Lamar, you say?

 

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51 minutes ago, What? said:

I'm not sure how my post is "tone deaf."  Everyone would cream their panties if Baugh entered the portal and committed to Texas.  I found it relevant that Texas hired his  position coach at Florida from this past season, since this is the transfer thread and no one had mentioned it thus far.  As far as my posting frequency and history, who gives a shit. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.

This guy clearly knows how to surly.

14 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Make it so... he cooked our DBs all day. 

The solution is to get rid of Akina, not sign this guy.

11 hours ago, What? said:

With regards to Baugh, has it been mentioned that Texas just hired Jabbar Juluke as RB coach, formerly Florida's RB coach?

Holy shit really?  Do you think we have a shot 

7 hours ago, What? said:

I'm not sure how my post is "tone deaf."  Everyone would cream their panties if Baugh entered the portal and committed to Texas.  I found it relevant that Texas hired his  position coach at Florida from this past season, since this is the transfer thread and no one had mentioned it thus far.  As far as my posting frequency and history, who gives a shit. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.

Stupidity Are You Stupid GIF

10 hours ago, Atticus said:

I'm sure Scudero has at least double the targets as Williams though. 

Dude would get murdered in the SEC

My post was in jest because we already have Wingo (who some would moronically be OK if he left). Imagine another, regardless of the number of targets? "Double your pleasure, double your fun."

If I'm remembering correctly Scudero had at least one, if not more, pretty easy and key drops against Texas.

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Game recollection

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Holy shit really?  Do you think we have a shot 

Did I say we did? Or merely an interesting point if Baugh was to enter the portal? Y'all are softer than Huckleberry after he watched me fuck his mom

8 hours ago, What? said:

I'm not sure how my post is "tone deaf."  Everyone would cream their panties if Baugh entered the portal and committed to Texas.  I found it relevant that Texas hired his  position coach at Florida from this past season, since this is the transfer thread and no one had mentioned it thus far.  As far as my posting frequency and history, who gives a shit. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.

It's alright, dude, I don't get it either. I've wandered in like Donny.

23 minutes ago, What? said:

Did I say we did? Or merely an interesting point if Baugh was to enter the portal? Y'all are softer than Huckleberry after he watched me fuck his mom

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3 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Holy shit really?  Do you think we have a shot 

But does he have “Polynesian ties??”

Went back and looked at highlights of that SJSU game. Scudero doesn't show up much until the second half when we were rotating a ton of folks in on the defensive side. That is in contrast to the best white wide receiver on the field that day, a man who deserves respect and awe when you say his name: Motherfuckin' Parker Livingstone.

As a bonus, that was Baxter's best game of the year by far.

On 12/9/2025 at 1:37 PM, closetojumping said:

There are at least 40 guys I like to see back. Excluding graduates and early NFL entries, 40 seems right unless we're just totally writing off the notion of development and improvement across the board. 

This is the number for what we should always be wanting to retain from a previous roster and take into the next cycle- 40 or so you want to actively keep around headed into the the new roster cycle 

High School recruiting:

Every year- Elite tackle, WR, Edge, CB, RB, Safety

Every other year- Elite QB, TE, Guard, LB

You should always sign 25 or 30.  This would have you paying top dollar for 8 or so guys every year. The other 16-22 should be 3 star or low 4 star development types that you hope to hit on like 3 or 4 keepers and contributors per cycle and tell the other 12-20 to fuck off of or hang around and play for free.

If you do that, then every year you should expect to be able to get by from the portal with 3 or so elite day 1 or 2 NFL talents to fill in where you busted and 7-10 rotational guys around the quality of the Purdue DT, or Spence from Arkansas.  Guys that can play a role and add depth, but don't need to come in and be awesome they need to smooth out the rough edges of your roster.  
 

If they did this it should be a roster of 45 or 50 guys ready to play at all times with 10+  draft picks per cycle. That seems doable for 30M-40M a year on roster spend which is what I’d expect our number to be going forward. 

You need to enforce a development curve and don’t fuck around with sentimentality. I like telling Baxter and Moore to GTFO as a sign of that happening. 
We are in MLB territory now with windows, stars and scrubs and you hope you develop the “scrubs” enough to take 16 cracks at it a year and have them fill out 3-5 productive roster spots, while your stars play like stars and you tell them to GTFO if they don't

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Thanks for reminding me why I drink. And do blow. And fuck South Austin's mom. 

I'm not sure how my post is "tone deaf."  Everyone would cream their panties if Baugh entered the portal and committed to Texas.  I found it relevant that Texas hired his  position coach at Florida from this past season, since this is the transfer thread and no one had mentioned it thus far.  As far as my posting frequency and history, who gives a shit. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out.

This is grade A, excellent work. The Matthew 5:29 verse is
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Has our WR D. Moore ever not been hurt? We pick up Mosley - hurt. If our WR coach can't get a few of these 4/5* freshman ready - fire him.

Flood should be replaced for many reasons.

Akina - replace.

The rest, don't care they aren't complete fuck ups like the above.

33 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Has our WR D. Moore ever not been hurt? We pick up Mosley - hurt. If our WR coach can't get a few of these 4/5* freshman ready - fire him.

Flood should be replaced for many reasons.

Akina - replace.

The rest, don't care they aren't complete fuck ups like the above.

Riveting 

19 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

But does he have “Polynesian ties??”

Better. He has coonass ties.

On 12/12/2025 at 3:47 PM, HenryJames said:

He caught 7 passes for 60 yards. 

The QB also missed him on a few downfield balls where he got behind littleton and muhammad.

On 12/12/2025 at 9:07 PM, Atticus said:

I'm sure Scudero has at least double the targets as Williams though. 

Dude would get murdered in the SEC

Fucking hell. You guys are the same people who made fun of the aggies signing KC Concepcion and saying he was washed up. Go back and watch the San Jose St game and tell me he wasn't the best receiver on the field.

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Fucking hell. You guys are the same people who made fun of the aggies signing KC Concepcion and saying he was washed up. Go back and watch the San Jose St game and tell me he wasn't the best receiver on the field.

To be fair, KC was kind of washed last year. He kept getting dinged up and his stats fell off badly. He was a bit of a gamble that paid off.

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

To be fair, KC was kind of washed last year. He kept getting dinged up and his stats fell off badly. He was a bit of a gamble that paid off.

Eh I think his point was valid. Golden was a decently high profile get but don't think anybody thought he was going to be one of the best receivers in the country. Maybe the best guy next year won't be the biggest name.

 

Edited by Bevo14

Without knowing much of anything regarding this year’s transfer portal, I think raiding the cupboards of coaching transition schools like LSU, Florida, Michigan are sound strategies.  Mixing in some southeastern high school products w/ in-state recruiting talent has produced results in our recent past

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