May 3May 3 Beside that, you need to read the thread title - Full Roster Weaponization. What was that about English?
May 3May 3 19 minutes ago, cochamps said: Beside that, you need to read the thread title - Full Roster Weaponization. What was that about English? TBH it should be- Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station
May 3May 3 3 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said: For Pete's sake, this board is overrun with illiterate lunkheads. Just comprehending the meaning of the word 'if' is like scaling the Alpe d'Huez for some of you mouth-breathers. I'll spell it out for you. We jettisoned a raft of complete non-contributors. Even IF the incoming transfers don't pan out, we still improved through the portal by moving on from Auburn and Kern. No one is positing that this is the optimal outcome. Shut up bitch, you worthless little cunt. Watch who the fuck you talk to like that, you little basement livin keyboard warrior
May 4May 4 17 hours ago, Walte464 said: Shut up bitch, you worthless little cunt. Watch who the fuck you talk to like that, you little basement livin keyboard warrior His post was dumb, but this response is hilarious.
May 4May 4 16 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: I happen to know Walte464 is the ghost of Joe Jamail, so taunt at your own peril. He’s racist?
May 5May 5 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Don’t care. Got the Cal running back. - Signed, every Sooner fan right now
May 7May 7 On 4/27/2025 at 12:04 PM, closetojumping said: Also, the first roster change for this thread will be a grad transfer WR that people nut themselves over. So I hope. About the WR part Heard on OTF this morning that even grad transfers must be in the portal per new rules in order to switch... true? does this mean we postpone our stud incoming wr dreams to the next portal window?
May 8May 8 Popular Post Is this referring to….Sydir Mitchell? (Could also just use this post as a placeholder when he is back in the portal in 7 months)
May 8May 8 Popular Post Harold Perkins is the most overrated player in all of college football. That guy has made an entire career out of that single Arkansas game from like 3 years ago.
May 8May 8 14 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Is this referring to….Sydir Mitchell? (Could also just use this post as a placeholder when he is back in the portal in 7 months) This is what happens when you rob public ed to pay for coaches salaries.
May 8May 8 26 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Is this referring to….Sydir Mitchell? (Could also just use this post as a placeholder when he is back in the portal in 7 months) I'm all in on LSU...to win 9 games.
May 8May 8 56 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Is this referring to….Sydir Mitchell? (Could also just use this post as a placeholder when he is back in the portal in 7 months) Did this guy forget Brian Kelly is still the head coach? They'll lose to Clemson opening week. Its what they do. And it'll be glorious. 31 minutes ago, Bevo14 said: I'm all in on LSU...to win 9 games. The Brian Kelly way.
May 8May 8 3 hours ago, Nabad said: Heard on OTF this morning that even grad transfers must be in the portal per new rules in order to switch... true? does this mean we postpone our stud incoming wr dreams to the next portal window? EEE DDD BBB
May 8May 8 2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said: Is this referring to….Sydir Mitchell? (Could also just use this post as a placeholder when he is back in the portal in 7 months) I mean, to be fair he did not mention if Mitchell would be breaking the opponents game plan, or LSUs
May 8May 8 2 minutes ago, NYBevo said: I mean, to be fair he did not mention if Mitchell would be breaking the opponents game plan, or LSUs Breaking their bench, more likely. And their plumbing.
May 8May 8 6 hours ago, Hookem2147 said: Is this referring to….Sydir Mitchell? (Could also just use this post as a placeholder when he is back in the portal in 7 months) The decline of 247 Sports has been shocking to watch. This might be their nadir.
May 8May 8 4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: The decline of 247 Sports has been shocking to watch. This might be their nadir. He meant to write: ”Mitchell in the middle will be an absolute program wrecker…”
May 8May 8 Author Popular Post We'll obviously discuss this more later in the offseason, but the hyping of LSU for 2025 appears comical. On offense, they're replacing all but one OL. They didn't win big last year with a veteran OL that included 4! draft picks last month. They couldn't run the ball well with that group but surely that's gettig fixed now with underclassmen who have never played, right? They also lost their starting TE, and his blocking, in the second round. They return an overrated QB in Nussmeier. He's going to pitched by the national media as a Heisman candidate and proclaimed QB1 or QB2 in the 2026 draft without, apparently, most of the people doing it having watched this guy or his film. They will certainly have a strong WR corps including Barion Brown and Nic Anderson to go with Aaron Anderson and Zavion Thomas. The TE spot is fucking terrible. They took Bauer Sharp and Donovan Green in the portal and people actually lauded those takes. Durham is an excellent RB1. Offensively, they should be able to put up points, but there will be growing pains with 3 RS Sophomores and 2 RS Freshmen on the OL and a noob at TE as well. On defense, both Edges are gone to the draft, and they replaced one of them with the renowned loser, Patrick Peyton from FSU. Once crowned part of the greatest DL in the entire country by Thamel and other idiots ahead of 2024, if that guy was worth a shit, he'd have left for the draft. On the other side is Pyburn from Florida and he's decent. They're relying on a soft as pudding Dominick McKinley and a butterball whiny bitch trending towards 450 pounds in Sydir Mitchell at DT. Their DT situation is laughably bad. Strong work by Bo Davis there. Then you have Harold "I'm pretty good against Arkansas" Perkins Jr coming off of an ACL injury and being honked about again as some sort of wizard. The guy had 16 tackles, 0 sacks, 0 FFs, O INTs last season in 4 games before injury. He was really making his presence felt. Next to him is Weeks, coming off a fractured lower leg himself. They return most of their secondary, which I am not sure is a good thing. They added the UH Safety, maybe he helps. The LSU defense of 2024 was plain as grits. They didn't get a ton of pressure, they didn't stop the run well, they didn't stop the pass well, they didn't get a bunch of turnovers and they sucked in the red zone. But suddenly this season, they're going to be awesome and the SEC is shaking in its boots. Right. Regarding the schedule, they go: -@ Clemson 8/30 -La Tech 9/6 -Florida 9/13 -FCS 9/20 -@Ole Miss 9/27 off -SCar 10/11 -@ Vandy 10/18 -ATM 10/25 off -@ Bama 11/8 -Arkansas 11/15 -WKU 11/22 -@ OU 11/29 It's pretty easy to consider that depth chart, the lack of experience, and that schedule and see a ceiling of 9-3. GTFO on them as a playoff team in 2025, especially with Brian Kelly running things. Anyone talking about LSU being better than 9-3 or a playoff either hasn't critically reviewed the team at all, or they're inherently in the tank for LSU in the first place. Edited May 8May 8 by closetojumping
May 8May 8 @closetojumping Thanks for this and the other opponent/non-Texas roster/schedule breakdowns - much appreciated!
May 8May 8 26 minutes ago, closetojumping said: We'll obviously discuss this more later in the offseason, but the hyping of LSU for 2025 appears comical. On offense, they're replacing all but one OL. They didn't win big last year with a veteran OL that included 4! draft picks last month. They couldn't run the ball well with that group but surely that's gettig fixed now with underclassmen who have never played, right? They also lost their starting TE, and his blocking, in the second round. They return an overrated QB in Nussmeier. He's going to pitched by the national media as a Heisman candidate and proclaimed QB1 or QB2 in the 2026 draft without, apparently, most of the people doing it having watched this guy or his film. They will certainly have a strong WR corps including Barion Brown and Nic Anderson to go with Aaron Anderson and Zavion Thomas. The TE spot is fucking terrible. They took Bauer Sharp and Donovan Green in the portal and people actually lauded those takes. Durham is an excellent RB1. Offensively, they should be able to put up points, but there will be growing pains with 3 RS Sophomores and 2 RS Freshmen on the OL and a noob at TE as well. On defense, both Edges are gone to the draft, and they replaced one of them with the renowned loser, Patrick Peyton from FSU. Once crowned part of the greatest DL in the entire country by Thamel and other idiots ahead of 2024, if that guy was worth a shit, he'd have left for the draft. On the other side is Pyburn from Florida and he's decent. They're relying on a soft as pudding Dominick McKinley and a butterball whiny bitch trending towards 450 pounds in Sydir Mitchell at DT. Their DT situation is laughably bad. Strong work by Bo Davis there. Then you have Harold "I'm pretty good against Arkansas" Perkins Jr coming off of an ACL injury and being honked about again as some sort of wizard. The guy had 16 tackles, 0 sacks, 0 FFs, O INTs last season in 4 games before injury. He was really making his presence felt. Next to him is Weeks, coming off a fractured lower leg himself. They return most of their secondary, which I am not sure is a good thing. They added the UH Safety, maybe he helps. The LSU defense of 2024 was plain as grits. They didn't get a ton of pressure, they didn't stop the run well, they didn't stop the pass well, they didn't get a bunch of turnovers and they sucked in the red zone. But suddenly this season, they're going to be awesome and the SEC is shaking in its boots. Right. Regarding the schedule, they go: -@ Clemson 8/30 -La Tech 9/6 -Florida 9/13 -FCS 9/20 -Ole Miss 9/27 off -SCar 10/11 -@ Vandy 10/18 -ATM 10/25 off -@ Bama 11/8 -Arkansas 11/15 -WKU 11/22 -@ OU 11/29 It's pretty easy to consider that depth chart, the lack of experience, and that schedule and see a ceiling of 9-3. GTFO on them as a playoff team in 2025, especially with Brian Kelly running things. Anyone talking about LSU being better than 9-3 or a playoff either hasn't critically reviewed the team at all, or they're inherently in the tank for LSU in the first place. I laughed out loud when he was citing Sydir Mitchell at DT and Harold Perkins at off-ball LB (when the only thing he's good at is pass rush) as part of his reasons for optimism. Pretty clear he has not clue what he's talking about and is just trying to pump LSU blindly for whatever reason. Maybe he has a GA he's friends with on staff or something.
May 8May 8 Week 1 at Clemson will be very interesting for their defense. Clemson’s passing attack is going to be in midsession form already and should put up a lot of points.
May 8May 8 57 minutes ago, Newy25 said: Week 1 at Clemson will be very interesting for their defense. Clemson’s passing attack is going to be in midsession form already and should put up a lot of points. Brian Kelly is a wizard so far at losing opening week while at LSU. No reason to think it won't continue.
May 8May 8 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: We'll obviously discuss this more later in the offseason, but the hyping of LSU for 2025 appears comical. On offense, they're replacing all but one OL. They didn't win big last year with a veteran OL that included 4! draft picks last month. They couldn't run the ball well with that group but surely that's gettig fixed now with underclassmen who have never played, right? They also lost their starting TE, and his blocking, in the second round. They return an overrated QB in Nussmeier. He's going to pitched by the national media as a Heisman candidate and proclaimed QB1 or QB2 in the 2026 draft without, apparently, most of the people doing it having watched this guy or his film. They will certainly have a strong WR corps including Barion Brown and Nic Anderson to go with Aaron Anderson and Zavion Thomas. The TE spot is fucking terrible. They took Bauer Sharp and Donovan Green in the portal and people actually lauded those takes. Durham is an excellent RB1. Offensively, they should be able to put up points, but there will be growing pains with 3 RS Sophomores and 2 RS Freshmen on the OL and a noob at TE as well. On defense, both Edges are gone to the draft, and they replaced one of them with the renowned loser, Patrick Peyton from FSU. Once crowned part of the greatest DL in the entire country by Thamel and other idiots ahead of 2024, if that guy was worth a shit, he'd have left for the draft. On the other side is Pyburn from Florida and he's decent. They're relying on a soft as pudding Dominick McKinley and a butterball whiny bitch trending towards 450 pounds in Sydir Mitchell at DT. Their DT situation is laughably bad. Strong work by Bo Davis there. Then you have Harold "I'm pretty good against Arkansas" Perkins Jr coming off of an ACL injury and being honked about again as some sort of wizard. The guy had 16 tackles, 0 sacks, 0 FFs, O INTs last season in 4 games before injury. He was really making his presence felt. Next to him is Weeks, coming off a fractured lower leg himself. They return most of their secondary, which I am not sure is a good thing. They added the UH Safety, maybe he helps. The LSU defense of 2024 was plain as grits. They didn't get a ton of pressure, they didn't stop the run well, they didn't stop the pass well, they didn't get a bunch of turnovers and they sucked in the red zone. But suddenly this season, they're going to be awesome and the SEC is shaking in its boots. Right. Regarding the schedule, they go: -@ Clemson 8/30 -La Tech 9/6 -Florida 9/13 -FCS 9/20 -Ole Miss 9/27 off -SCar 10/11 -@ Vandy 10/18 -ATM 10/25 off -@ Bama 11/8 -Arkansas 11/15 -WKU 11/22 -@ OU 11/29 It's pretty easy to consider that depth chart, the lack of experience, and that schedule and see a ceiling of 9-3. GTFO on them as a playoff team in 2025, especially with Brian Kelly running things. Anyone talking about LSU being better than 9-3 or a playoff either hasn't critically reviewed the team at all, or they're inherently in the tank for LSU in the first place. Looking at this schedule, it's easy to see, generously, 5 tossups. If I'm not being generous, and Lagway is healthy, it could be 2 losses and 3 tossups. I have no idea what Kiffin is trotting out this yeah, but it's Kiffin. They have to be glad it's at home. In fact, generally speaking, that is a favorable fucking schedule, right there. They get Flordia, Ole Miss, Scar, and aTm at home. The only conference road trips where they'll be challenged is 'Bama. Fuck these guys.
May 8May 8 I like Nussemeier, but he's certainly not a transcendent guy who's going to win you a title on his back
May 8May 8 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said: Looking at this schedule, it's easy to see, generously, 5 tossups. If I'm not being generous, and Lagway is healthy, it could be 2 losses and 3 tossups. I have no idea what Kiffin is trotting out this yeah, but it's Kiffin. They have to be glad it's at home. In fact, generally speaking, that is a favorable fucking schedule, right there. They get Flordia, Ole Miss, Scar, and aTm at home. The only conference road trips where they'll be challenged is 'Bama. Fuck these guys. I don’t think the Ole Miss part is right. They played last year in Death Valley and this year will be at the Grove.
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, Hornmatic said: I don’t think the Ole Miss part is right. They played last year in Death Valley and this year will be at the Grove. I simply used the post above as my reference. If it's wrong there, then I'm wrong.
May 8May 8 12 minutes ago, Fud said: I like Nussemeier, but he's certainly not a transcendent guy who's going to win you a title on his back Yeah I don’t get the love for him, dude is a fucking JAG. They got him some weapons this year though.
May 8May 8 26 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said: Yeah I don’t get the love for him, dude is a fucking JAG. They got him some weapons this year though. He's a talented yolo gunslinger. Needs to cut down on the turnovers
May 8May 8 13 passing TD's in conference play. He's not the world beater that the SEC honks are making him out to be.
May 11May 11 On 5/8/2025 at 4:16 PM, Fondren & Main said: 13 passing TD's in conference play. He's not the world beater that the SEC honks are making him out to be. I think you answered your own question there.
May 13May 13 Just now, Getafix said: IIRC, he was the #14 TE in the transfer portal; he's now the #4 TE. BURNT ORANGE MEDIA CONSPIRACY MOTHER FUCKERS!
May 13May 13 1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said: BURNT ORANGE ENDS MEDIA CONSPIRACY MOTHER FUCKERS! FIFY
May 16May 16 Kris Ross joining Brenan Marion at Sac State. https://collegefootballnetwork.com/former-texas-nevada-edge-kristopher-ross-signs-with-sacramento-state-for-2025-season/
May 16May 16 On 5/8/2025 at 11:17 AM, Newy25 said: Week 1 at Clemson will be very interesting for their defense. Clemson’s passing attack is going to be in midsession form already and should put up a lot of points. How in the heck is Clemson still fielding competitive teams. Don’t they lack NIL money and refuse to use the portal much?
May 16May 16 8 minutes ago, Dbeasy said: How in the heck is Clemson still fielding competitive teams. Don’t they lack NIL money and refuse to use the portal much? They have had recent success and there is some good talent in nearby states such as Virginia and North Carolina that is underrecruited, South Carolina also has lots of talent and they can still get a few out of Georgia next door (which is not under-recruited).
May 16May 16 1 hour ago, Dbeasy said: How in the heck is Clemson still fielding competitive teams. Don’t they lack NIL money and refuse to use the portal much? Dabo had a change of heart after deliberation.
May 19May 19 On 5/16/2025 at 3:20 PM, Park Gothic said: Kris Ross joining Brenan Marion at Sac State. https://collegefootballnetwork.com/former-texas-nevada-edge-kristopher-ross-signs-with-sacramento-state-for-2025-season/ Holy shit, from down the article: "The Hornets currently lead the nation with 50 transfer portal additions, including notable names like former Texas running back Savion Red, ex-Longhorn receiver Agiye Hall, and former Georgia and Arizona State quarterback Jaden Rashada."
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