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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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#4957

Just be ready for Sprinkles the cat to stick his nose up your ass during the moment of truth because apparently she's very much into that kind of shit

#4959
On 1/20/2025 at 7:04 PM, mr. sunshine said:

Just be ready for Sprinkles the cat to stick his nose up your ass during the moment of truth because apparently she's very much into that kind of shit

Some people pay extra for that.

#4963
12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"visible healing of the intestinal lining."

i hope my intestinal lining is never visible.

Said Goatse never.

#4964

The little know-it-all punk on the NFL app commercial. Also applies to punchable faces. 

 

 

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#4965

These McConaughey Salesforce AI commercials don't make any fucking sense whatsoever. 

The restaurant doesn't use AI and so therefore he's seated outside in the rain, and the waiter also brings him unsolicited shrimp? 

And he's obliged to try on clothes he doesn't like? That weird little twitch he does at the end? 

All this shit seems like outcomes more likely to occur through the use of (and unquestioned reliance upon) AI than the opposite. 

Separately, I'm already tired of his Ditka/Bears/Bears/Bears commercial, and I'm pretty sure it premiered yesterday. 

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#4966
13 hours ago, elfenix said:

"visible healing of the intestinal lining."

i hope my intestinal lining is never visible.

 

The Jardiance supermarket variant has got to be the worst yet. Recorded at earsplitting volume.

 

"Hey Mom - do you think you can eat these Ritz Crackers with your taint infection and all?"

 

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#4967

adults using kid slang is never funny and  beyond unoriginal. any companies who pays someone to make an ad where parents use kid slang is no company i want to do business with. lazy, played out, not funny.

#4968
adults using kid slang is never funny and  beyond unoriginal. any companies who pays someone to make an ad where parents use kid slang is no company i want to do business with. lazy, played out, not funny.

Surly posters exempted of course
#4970
2 hours ago, Derka said:

adults using kid slang is never funny and  beyond unoriginal. any companies who pays someone to make an ad where parents use kid slang is no company i want to do business with. lazy, played out, not funny.

If you're referring to the one where the dad is making breakfast talking to his daughters, I respectfully disagree. I have a 14yo daughter and trolling her with her own stupid made up slang is funny as fuck. I laughed my ass off at that one.

#4974

The new Bud Light commercial with Shane Gillis, Post Malone & Peyton Manning is amazing 😂 https://t.co/wvkLLpj8Sy

a)we need more commercials like this 

b)that blonde lady gets around, she’s banging half the dudes on tv 

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#4975
14 minutes ago, Derka said:

b)that blonde lady gets around, she’s banging half the dudes on tv 

Nobody does more commercials than this chick, which is ok cuz she's kinda cute. 

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#4977

I’ve had a crush on the blonde for years even after someone referred to her as Tom Petty’s sister and I can’t unsee it. 
 

Who ever it was that told Shane Gillis that we was funny should be shot. 

#4979
On 1/30/2025 at 3:18 AM, Underdog said:

Dibs on Cockwallet for band name. 

Go with Dirty Cockwallet and you have a winner.

#4981

Stifler's mom needs to get shot into the sun with a trebuchet at this point. Weird, more awful, rage inducing commercials from Discover that air 3x per break. Who could have ever guessed.

#4984
On 2/4/2025 at 10:07 PM, Baboontyme said:

Stifler's mom needs to get shot into the sun with a trebuchet at this point. Weird, more awful, rage inducing commercials from Discover that air 3x per break. Who could have ever guessed.

I bet she must've been something before electricity.

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#4985

Super Bowl commercials
Dunkin - funny
How to Train your Dragon looks like a shot for shot remake. Lame.
Thunderbolts - still looks pretty good. Better than Capt America

Eugene Levy eyebrows are off-putting.

#4986

Some years back Quiznos did commercials featuring weird gerbil looking things.  Eugene levy’s eyebrows are disgusting to associate with food.   How bout just forgetting Eugene and just showing those pizza things?  I might have ordered some if you hadn’t made me puke.

#4997
4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Thought this one was great.

 

 

If I could share a few words - I can be pretty anti-woke or whatever and I'm not very PC but I really dig women's sports and I thought that this was a great antithesis to the current hypercritical social-media environment where no matter what you do you can't "win" over the public - especially when it comes to females trying to prove themselves in a male-dominated industry. 

This was the best ad I saw tonight. Nike fucking nailed it. Again. They have a decent marketing team. 

If anyone can get me a date with CC hmu. 

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#4998
Wrong. 

I amend my previous statement and allow that IndyCar is cooler than NASCAR but nowhere near as awesome as F1, but all gran prix and road course races are far more interesting than those held on ovals.

I think Fox Sports sucks, mainly.
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#5000
9 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


I amend my previous statement and allow that IndyCar is cooler than NASCAR but nowhere near as awesome as F1, but all gran prix and road course races are far more interesting than those held on ovals.

I think Fox Sports sucks, mainly.

I don't want to derail this too far, but I would agree that F1 has the edge in terms of using the latest technology, of course, but the racing product in IndyCar is far and away better in IndyCar (by like a factor of ten) if you value things like passing, passing for the lead, etc. 

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