January 6Jan 6 Is her name really Goldie and why didn’t the dumbass just look in his fucking desk before calling her after hours if that’s where she puts things?
January 6Jan 6 And whose homely talentless daughter is that singing in the 9 to 9 Direct Energy spot? Good Lord she is terrible to look at and worse to hear.
January 21Jan 21 Just be ready for Sprinkles the cat to stick his nose up your ass during the moment of truth because apparently she's very much into that kind of shit
January 22Jan 22 On 1/20/2025 at 7:04 PM, mr. sunshine said: Just be ready for Sprinkles the cat to stick his nose up your ass during the moment of truth because apparently she's very much into that kind of shit Some people pay extra for that.
January 27Jan 27 "visible healing of the intestinal lining." i hope my intestinal lining is never visible.
January 27Jan 27 12 minutes ago, elfenix said: "visible healing of the intestinal lining." i hope my intestinal lining is never visible. Said Goatse never.
January 27Jan 27 The little know-it-all punk on the NFL app commercial. Also applies to punchable faces.
January 27Jan 27 Author These McConaughey Salesforce AI commercials don't make any fucking sense whatsoever. The restaurant doesn't use AI and so therefore he's seated outside in the rain, and the waiter also brings him unsolicited shrimp? And he's obliged to try on clothes he doesn't like? That weird little twitch he does at the end? All this shit seems like outcomes more likely to occur through the use of (and unquestioned reliance upon) AI than the opposite. Separately, I'm already tired of his Ditka/Bears/Bears/Bears commercial, and I'm pretty sure it premiered yesterday. Edited January 27Jan 27 by Prepuce of Doom
January 27Jan 27 13 hours ago, elfenix said: "visible healing of the intestinal lining." i hope my intestinal lining is never visible. The Jardiance supermarket variant has got to be the worst yet. Recorded at earsplitting volume. "Hey Mom - do you think you can eat these Ritz Crackers with your taint infection and all?"
January 29Jan 29 adults using kid slang is never funny and beyond unoriginal. any companies who pays someone to make an ad where parents use kid slang is no company i want to do business with. lazy, played out, not funny.
January 29Jan 29 adults using kid slang is never funny and beyond unoriginal. any companies who pays someone to make an ad where parents use kid slang is no company i want to do business with. lazy, played out, not funny.Surly posters exempted of course
January 29Jan 29 2 hours ago, Derka said: adults using kid slang is never funny and beyond unoriginal. any companies who pays someone to make an ad where parents use kid slang is no company i want to do business with. lazy, played out, not funny. If you're referring to the one where the dad is making breakfast talking to his daughters, I respectfully disagree. I have a 14yo daughter and trolling her with her own stupid made up slang is funny as fuck. I laughed my ass off at that one.
January 29Jan 29 The Walgreens commercial with the clerk and old man being cutesie with each other. fucking yyyuck.
January 30Jan 30 The one where the girl mentions that she has 18 UTIs last year. Damn bitch, clean that cockwallet every now and then
January 31Jan 31 https://x.com/bussinwtb/status/1885353822777676134?s=46 a)we need more commercials like this b)that blonde lady gets around, she’s banging half the dudes on tv Edited January 31Jan 31 by Derka
January 31Jan 31 14 minutes ago, Derka said: b)that blonde lady gets around, she’s banging half the dudes on tv Nobody does more commercials than this chick, which is ok cuz she's kinda cute.
February 1Feb 1 I’ve had a crush on the blonde for years even after someone referred to her as Tom Petty’s sister and I can’t unsee it. Who ever it was that told Shane Gillis that we was funny should be shot.
February 2Feb 2 Passive aggressive office workers is pretty good. You can buy some more of that cologne that we all love so much.
February 2Feb 2 On 1/30/2025 at 3:18 AM, Underdog said: Dibs on Cockwallet for band name. Go with Dirty Cockwallet and you have a winner.
February 5Feb 5 Stifler's mom needs to get shot into the sun with a trebuchet at this point. Weird, more awful, rage inducing commercials from Discover that air 3x per break. Who could have ever guessed.
February 9Feb 9 On 2/4/2025 at 10:07 PM, Baboontyme said: Stifler's mom needs to get shot into the sun with a trebuchet at this point. Weird, more awful, rage inducing commercials from Discover that air 3x per break. Who could have ever guessed. I bet she must've been something before electricity. Edited February 9Feb 9 by RPM
February 9Feb 9 Super Bowl commercialsDunkin - funnyHow to Train your Dragon looks like a shot for shot remake. Lame. Thunderbolts - still looks pretty good. Better than Capt AmericaEugene Levy eyebrows are off-putting.
February 10Feb 10 Some years back Quiznos did commercials featuring weird gerbil looking things. Eugene levy’s eyebrows are disgusting to associate with food. How bout just forgetting Eugene and just showing those pizza things? I might have ordered some if you hadn’t made me puke.
February 10Feb 10 Meta glasses was amusing even though I would never wear them. Cirkul is dumb. Just drink water. Ultra pickleball was good.
February 10Feb 10 Yall should ask your doctor about Briumvi. No idea what it treats, but I bet you have it.
February 10Feb 10 4 hours ago, ztejas said: Thought this one was great. If I could share a few words - I can be pretty anti-woke or whatever and I'm not very PC but I really dig women's sports and I thought that this was a great antithesis to the current hypercritical social-media environment where no matter what you do you can't "win" over the public - especially when it comes to females trying to prove themselves in a male-dominated industry. This was the best ad I saw tonight. Nike fucking nailed it. Again. They have a decent marketing team. If anyone can get me a date with CC hmu. Edited February 10Feb 10 by ztejas
February 10Feb 10 Wrong. I amend my previous statement and allow that IndyCar is cooler than NASCAR but nowhere near as awesome as F1, but all gran prix and road course races are far more interesting than those held on ovals.I think Fox Sports sucks, mainly.
February 10Feb 10 Author 9 hours ago, BearSchlong said: I amend my previous statement and allow that IndyCar is cooler than NASCAR but nowhere near as awesome as F1, but all gran prix and road course races are far more interesting than those held on ovals. I think Fox Sports sucks, mainly. I don't want to derail this too far, but I would agree that F1 has the edge in terms of using the latest technology, of course, but the racing product in IndyCar is far and away better in IndyCar (by like a factor of ten) if you value things like passing, passing for the lead, etc. Edited February 10Feb 10 by Prepuce of Doom
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