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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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Thanks for helping me realize that objectively my beef is with Fox, not the sport.

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2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Thanks for helping me realize that objectively my beef is with Fox, not the sport.

The past couple of seasons have been phenomenal. 

And for whatever it's worth, I have a beef with NBC over their shitful coverage of it (and specifically, fuck Peacock in the goatass), so I'm hoping that Fox is slightly less terrible. But I'm certainly expecting to be disappointed in this regard. 

 

9 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I don't want to derail this too far, but I would agree that F1 has the edge in terms of using the latest technology, of course, but the racing product in IndyCar is far and away better in IndyCar (by like a factor of ten) if you value things like passing, passing for the lead, etc. 

And NASCAR is superior to both.

BMX puts them all to shame.

Are you having any fun?

Are you getting any LAAAAAAAHVING?

 

 

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PrizePicks commercials are amongst the most hatable in current rotation.  Everyone of them.  
The sports bar where men and women in equal proportions having passionate debate about football.  “He’s made different.”  Yeah….

 

These douche bags:

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I don’t know, don’t want to know who they are.  “Run it!” “I told y’all.” [chest bump]. 

My father saw that commercial and asked me what “run your game” means. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was code for loving to eat cream pies. 

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

PrizePicks commercials are amongst the most hatable in current rotation.  Everyone of them.  
The sports bar where men and women in equal proportions having passionate debate about football.  “He’s made different.”  Yeah….

 

These douche bags:

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I don’t know, don’t want to know who they are.  “Run it!” “I told y’all.” [chest bump]. 

My father saw that commercial and asked me what “run your game” means. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was code for loving to eat cream pies. 

Totally agree. Druski has marginal comic talent and is somehow hugely famous. Joe Budden is a total fucking douchebag, irrelevant hip-hop artist that does nothing but sellout and talk shit and preen like a dickhead. 

It would make sense that both of them would cash in on selling a crappy, pseudo-gambling app to kids. 

The new weathertek ad with the old ladies cracks me up, especially the flasher. 
 

The Safelite ad where dad breaks cracks the windshield and his brat of a son goes “Ooooo”, I don’t condone child abuse but I’d understand in that instance. 

21 hours ago, Lhorn said:

PrizePicks commercials are amongst the most hatable in current rotation.  Everyone of them.  
The sports bar where men and women in equal proportions having passionate debate about football.  “He’s made different.”  Yeah….

 

These douche bags:

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I don’t know, don’t want to know who they are.  “Run it!” “I told y’all.” [chest bump]. 

My father saw that commercial and asked me what “run your game” means. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was code for loving to eat cream pies. 

Yeah, I've literally never seen any of these people outside of those commercials. And they are some shitty ass commercials.

this commercial where everyone is mashing cottage cheese like it’s ice cream is the worst thing currently airing on any channel that i watch.

 

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I have yet to happen upon a group of middle-aged people who spontaneously burst into song & dance, like they do in commercials.

10 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I have yet to happen upon a group of middle-aged people who spontaneously burst into song & dance, like they do in commercials.

I have yet to see or hear about folks who take a random pharmaceutical  actually jumping into and being part of a street festival, or jumping up to take the singing lead in a jazz club....

but about every other pharm ad shows that exact scenario

 

if i had USAA i would cancel my life insurance. that’s how much i hate their commercials.

On 2/26/2025 at 8:01 PM, Derka said:

this commercial where everyone is mashing cottage cheese like it’s ice cream is the worst thing currently airing on any channel that i watch.

 

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Cottage cheese is the grossest food ever created, and I actively think less of my wife that she enjoys it.

On 2/26/2025 at 8:01 PM, Derka said:

this commercial where everyone is mashing cottage cheese like it’s ice cream is the worst thing currently airing on any channel that i watch.

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I’d do cottage cheese shots out of her cleavage though. 

does anyone actually remember seeing that ^^^ ad campaign? i’d never seen it until yesterday.

anyone else notice who the husband was in the last ad?

 

 

 

 

not gonna not gonna buy a car

does anyone actually remember seeing that ^^^ ad campaign? i’d never seen it until yesterday.

Oh yeah that’s been legendary for years. I think it got uploaded back when Rackspace was actually hosting YouTube as a startup, because we would all stand around and laugh at it.

The kid who procrastinated on his school project was cute the first 100 times I saw it. Now I'm at the point to where Evan needs to buckle up pull himself up by his bootstraps and do his own fucking project without dad's help. 

Ariel from Austin tells us that as a black woman, as opposed to other addicts I guess, her recovery has to be "loud." Like you talking during a movie, Ariel?

Two ads I'm tired of being beaten over the head with:

- the "liberty biberty" dipshit talking to the baby

- the Meg Ryan/Billy Crystal Hellman's ad

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

How in the hell was Bellmont OK with this?

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Because Invesco probably wrote a really, really, really big check.

17 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Because Invesco probably wrote a really, really, really big check.

At least enough to pay Rodney Terry's buyout, hopefully. 

<PA Announcer>"And the head coach for your Texas Longhorns, brought to you by Invesco QQQ, Billy Donovan!"</PA>

Whoever decided to bring back that stupid commercial with the piggy going wee in the back of the car for Geico needs to be fired. It was the single most annoying commercial when it came out two decades ago, and it's just as annoying now.  Bringing it back for the tournament is treason.

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

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Highland Homes. Because meth must be a helluva drug 

Probably would. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Probably would. 

It would probably make her eyes bug out. Oops too late 

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4 hours ago, fellside said:

Whoever decided to bring back that stupid commercial with the piggy going wee in the back of the car for Geico needs to be fired. It was the single most annoying commercial when it came out two decades ago, and it's just as annoying now.  Bringing it back for the tournament is treason.

It's truly enraging, which seems to be Geico's overall marketing approach. 

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's truly enraging, which seems to be Geico's overall marketing approach. 

It's the approach of every insurance company. See Geico, State Farm, Nationwide, Progressive, etc. I can't think of an industry that has worse commercials.

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11 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

It's the approach of every insurance company. See Geico, State Farm, Nationwide, Progressive, etc. I can't think of an industry that has worse commercials.

I agree, but I think Geico is the worst offender, by far. 

The passive Progressive commercials crack me up.

Nancy would get it

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How in the hell was Bellmont OK with this?
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Really cringey because it hits too close to home
4 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

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Highland Homes. Because meth must be a helluva drug 

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45 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Nancy would get it

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Knew I wasn’t alone. 

2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Nancy would get it

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Really cringey because it hits too close to home

 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Knew I wasn’t alone. 

Just saw the ad in question. 

Y'all weren't lying. She's bad as fuck. Fun MILF energy for sure. 

Seeing actual NCAA athletes in commercials during March Madness is pretty cool.  

23 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Nancy would get it

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Really cringey because it hits too close to home

Just saw this for the first time and she would absolutely get it. 

Holy shit they brought back the Betty Blackwell commercial. Didn’t even update it. She’s still there at the end, from 30 years ago. Seems like they could have at least showed what she looks like now. She has to be like 70. 

On 3/22/2025 at 12:42 PM, fellside said:

Whoever decided to bring back that stupid commercial with the piggy going wee in the back of the car for Geico needs to be fired. It was the single most annoying commercial when it came out two decades ago, and it's just as annoying now.  Bringing it back for the tournament is treason.

That commercial first aired in 2010.

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