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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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11 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That commercial first aired in 2010.

Well it contains at least a century's worth of suckitude. 

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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If I have to hear that goddamned Lainey Wilson "in a 4x4 by U" fucking song in a goddamned motherfucking Ford truck commercial again, I'm gonna choke a bitch.

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It's fucking relentless, I hate her, I hate the song, I hate all life on this planet if this shit is the end product of billions of years of evolution.

And I say that as someone who has had a Ford 4x4 truck for over 25 years.

Total planetary destruction by massive meteor is a fate too good for us.

On 3/20/2025 at 8:24 PM, Macanudo said:

Because Invesco probably wrote a really, really, really big check.

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If I have to hear that goddamned Lainey Wilson "in a 4x4 by U" fucking song in a goddamned motherfucking Ford truck commercial again, I'm gonna choke a bitch.

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It's fucking relentless, I hate her, I hate the song, I hate all life on this planet if this shit is the end product of billions of years of evolution.

And I say that as someone who has had a Ford 4x4 truck for over 25 years.

Total planetary destruction by massive meteor is a fate too good for us.

Counterpoint: 

She could sit on my face for hours on end.

this wing stop def poetry jam commercial is fucking terrible. why do so many ads feature voice actors who make my ears bleed? don’t even get me started on the breathy, wholesome white girl voice they use every time they try to sell you some poison pill, or some clothing made by taiwanese 9 year olds in a sweat shop.

Pedro Pascal's "hey I'm officially out of the closet" airpods ad is a fucking beating. 

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Pedro Pascal's "hey I'm officially out of the closet" airpods ad is a fucking beating. 

I had to look up who that guy was, because he seemed to be everywhere over the last month or so.

Yeah... that commercial (in all of its various cuts) is not good.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

Pedro Pascal's "hey I'm officially out of the closet" airpods ad is a fucking beating. 

Is that the guy who stands there and then starts talking while people wave their arms at him?  That commercial sucks

On 4/5/2025 at 3:58 AM, Napoleon said:

I had to look up who that guy was,

Ed Tom Bell from No Country for Old Men | CharacTour

On 3/23/2025 at 10:12 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Becoming your parents is the best insurance ad campaign maybe ever. 

I like them too but like all insurance commercials its too damn much. Meanwhile they're raising rates and denying claims saying that their indemnity costs are too high. Those nonstop commercials have to be expensive as hell.

34 minutes ago, RPM said:

Ed Tom Bell from No Country for Old Men | CharacTour

I only watch sports on TV and I don’t go to the movies or concerts. 

I don’t know bands/musicians and I don’t know actors/TV shows, especially if they are on streaming services.

I do know sports & geography.

Great, there's a new Jardiance new commercial. Same stupid song, but now with softball as the theme. 

3 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

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Oh whatever Derka just the other day you were telling me about all of the great deals that Stipe Miocic got you on GOVX.COM

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Oh whatever Derka just the other day you were telling me about all of the great deals that Stipe Miocic got you on GOVX.COM

Uh oh...here we go

On 3/25/2025 at 11:57 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Every current female country artist sounds exactly the same.

They all suck.

Bring back Patsy Cline.

Tanya Tucker for me please!

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

1-877-Kars for Kids song. Fuck them kids

And fuck you for posting about it.  Because now I have that fucking song in my head.

Every current female country artist sounds exactly the same.
They all suck.
Bring back Patsy Cline.

No way Patsy would make it today, she’d need to hit the Ozempic and get a little work done. Dancing around like a stripper and dressing like a whore is now where it’s at. TBH though I’m pretty happy I’ve never seen Patsy Dancing in spandex though.
On 4/12/2025 at 8:49 AM, Eskimohorn said:

1-877-Kars for Kids song. Fuck them kids

I’m going to sell driver’s licenses for kids.  If we’re giving cars to kids they’re going to need a license. 

2 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

 

Possible side effects now include “loss of lower limb” to go with necrosis of the jungle bridge. ☠️

The ump at 1:03 must be Aggy.

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I know this has already be posted a half dozen times, but hiring Jennifer Coolidge to be Jennifer Coolidge for your company is next level laziness. No one on the planet if interested in your product because Jennifer Coolidge is walking around being a dumbass.

As are the AI Woody/Queen of culture or whatever his lame ass title at UT is. 

"All sorts of numbers!!"
"& If YOU don't get paid ●● I ●● don't get paid!!"
"IT'S STUPEFYING!!"
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Is it wrong of me to think that the OKC Thunder commercial where they are all wearing the same clothes is a bit, um, effeminate?

On 4/12/2025 at 9:19 AM, Macanudo said:

And fuck you for posting about it.  Because now I have that fucking song in my head.

I talked to a buddy yesterday who said his doc put him on jardiance for congestive heart failure.  He said every morning when he takes the little pill with the big story to tell that fucking song goes to his head.  And pisses him off because he pays over $300 a month for it to pay for those commercials.  And because he is always looking for deals or alternatives his phone is hammered with jardiance shit.

whoever it is that’s casting for commercials these days needs to bring back the bacon neck guy, as well as the two sonic drive-in guys. 

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

whoever it is that’s casting for commercials these days needs to bring back the bacon neck guy, as well as the two sonic drive-in guys

a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a radar sign

3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a radar sign

those commercials were mostly bad, but it wasn’t those two guys fault. those guys are funny.

One of the guys had a bit part on Veep and was pretty funny. Never seen the other guy in anything. But those commercials were terrible.

My kid’s professor at Mizzou came up with the sonic guys, won a ton of awards. He told the class that according to focus groups they were the most positively viewed gay couple in America.

Lol those dudes were not portrayed as gay. If some professor wants to claim they were gay to take SJW credit then whatever. 

I'll let Gus Johnson take it from here. 

 

 

41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol those dudes were not portrayed as gay. If some professor wants to claim they were gay to take SJW credit then whatever. 

I'll let Gus Johnson take it from here. 

 

 

for some reason my go-to expression lately has been, “unacceptable!” the way he says it in those god’s country videos he does with his mom. gus is the man.

25 minutes ago, Derka said:

for some reason my go-to expression lately has been, “unacceptable!” the way he says it in those god’s country videos he does with his mom. gus is the man.

I say "really makes you think" all the time.

He streams on twitch pretty regularly to a modest viewer count. Super cool guy I've had plenty of comment interactions with him. 

"Somethin to think about" is the other one lmao. 

Hadn't watched the first one in awhile. So good.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Wait, they were gay?

You ever watch them go tag team on a foot long coney?

They weren't gay. They talked about their wives occasionally.

Jardience is really swell

You'll hear this jingle on a loop nonstop in hell!

6 hours ago, mycox said:

They weren't gay. They talked about their wives occasionally.

I don't think they were supposed to be gay either but having a wife and being gay isn't exactly mutually exclusive. 

12 hours ago, mycox said:

They weren't gay. They talked about their wives occasionally.

But the one dudes wife was named Bruce. 

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't think they were supposed to be gay either but having a wife and being gay isn't exactly mutually exclusive. 

See: Junior Miller

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