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Alongside the exclusive story, Jimmy John’s is launching the Summer Menu of Ultimate Temptation (S.M.U.T. for short),

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unlock* access to “The Blade and the Brine,” a custom two-part romantasy audiobook narrated by “The White Lotus” star and heartthrob Walton Goggins.

Couple things:

-Introducing a summer menu with already-existing sandwiches is stupid-ass

-Splitting the book into two parts/sandwich purchases is stupid-ass

-the term “romantasy” is stupid-ass

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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#5152
14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

heartthrob Walton Goggins

seriously? 

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He looks like Slim Pickens fucked Brent Venables...

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#5154

Baker Brothers and Milestone Electric pollute, multiple times, every fucking commercial break. Their advertising budget must be a huge reason they work so hard at overcharging and ripping people off. And their ads suck almost as much cock as Bob Stoops.

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#5155

Spectrum Mobile

"I'm kind of a deal hunter"
"How is the savings so substantial?"
"With the savings we could use it to fund some trips for us"
"There's going to be a point where I think communication with the school has to be through their own phone number"
 

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#5158

these john cornyn ads are driving me crazy. they play during every single commercial break on mlb network, and i watch 2-3 games at a time, 4-5 nights/wk. i can’t escape them, and their boot licking, not-even-thinly-veiled racist overtones.

i especially like the auto mechanic who praises john cornyn for not sending his job overseas. yeah, i can’t tell you how many guys i know who lost their auto mechanic jobs to china. all of my friends and neighbors get their auto repairs from china now. 

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#5160

Americus Diamond radio ads: 

"don't buy fake diamonds, because they're made in Chinese factories that pollute the air and use lots of electricity... 

 

instead buy these blood diamonds" 

#5161

I think we're up to 6 or 7 different jardiance ads with the same stupid song, and they are all horribad

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#5162

The Direct TV ad with roided out looking Kumal Nanjani (I am sure I am spelling name wrong) and Rob Mcelhenny is just super stupid.

One of the worst on right now

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#5173

oh look, more obese dancing people trying to sell me toxic poison pills and injections. can’t get enough of those dancing obese people trying to sell me poison toxic pills and injections.

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#5174
1 hour ago, Derka said:

oh look, more obese dancing people trying to sell me toxic poison pills and injections. can’t get enough of those dancing obese people trying to sell me poison toxic pills and injections.

I think several of them are secretly trying to get your taint to catch on fire. 

#5175
On 8/30/2025 at 1:11 PM, Scary Stranger said:

I chuckled at ‘he plays sports’. You’re just dead inside.

"He DOES sports."  Jesus, that's the funniest thing about it.

#5176

The "He gets us" commercial about Jesus being a refugee doesn't need to be on TV during football games.  It needs to be shown in MAGA churches.

#5179
On 8/3/2025 at 5:41 PM, Mo Horn said:

I think we're up to 6 or 7 different jardiance ads with the same stupid song, and they are all horribad

The softball fat guy, and pretty much everyone else in the ad, is extremely awful and an assault on the senses.

#5180
15 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The softball fat guy, and pretty much everyone else in the ad, is extremely awful and an assault on the senses.

In the latest one the only redeeming quality would be that the slightly rude cougar would definitely get it

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#5183
On 9/1/2025 at 8:39 AM, Macanudo said:

The "He gets us" commercial about Jesus being a refugee doesn't need to be on TV during football games.  It needs to be shown in MAGA churches.

I'm pretty sure they are made by maga church people to try and soften their image. The specifics are pure CR, but I can assure you the people behind this are not "pro-immigrant" in any meaningful way. 

#5184
On 9/2/2025 at 2:44 PM, Underdog said:

I’m not sure who told these freaks they were hot… 

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makin’ my way downtown…

#5185
On 8/31/2025 at 7:03 PM, Derka said:

oh look, more obese dancing people trying to sell me toxic poison pills and injections. can’t get enough of those dancing obese people trying to sell me poison toxic pills and injections.

Ivermectin ads will be coming it soon to pacify MAGA folks that don’t believe in Covid. The ads should be glorious. 

#5186

i just saw a car commercial where the lady’s voice sounded like parker posey, but i deadass can’t tell if it’s her because it’s 2025 and every woman in hollywood has had her entire faves pulled back and stretched out leaving her to look like a scary, expressionless wax figure that could come alive and murder your entire family.

#5187

I still can't get over the fact that someone, multiple people maybe even, got paid to come up with the idea for an ad campaign where someone really REALLY wants to buy their insurance but they can't because they're not a veteran. And that that someone should be Rob Gronkowski.

#5188
9 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

I still can't get over the fact that someone, multiple people maybe even, got paid to come up with the idea for an ad campaign where someone really REALLY wants to buy their insurance but they can't because they're not a veteran. And that that someone should be Rob Gronkowski.

Even more mind boggling is the fact that several years into this campaign, that same someone, or multiple someones, still believes it's a good idea to continue with this campaign.

#5190
42 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Have yall seen this Meghan Trainor State Farm ad?

Saw it during the chiefs game on YouTube. Didn’t know she was still active and not fat. Would.

#5196
On 9/1/2025 at 5:54 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

I can't believe Cheez Its doesn't have the funds to film a new ad.  Plz God no more of the football coach pep talk.

They've convinced themselves that it's a classic. Like Santa at the mall or the Easter bunny. I've always hated it.

#5198
7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They've convinced themselves that it's a classic. Like Santa at the mall or the Easter bunny. I've always hated it.

Ditto x 1,000.  Hated it at first sight.  Vapid, cheesy, lame, so hard to watch if your team is having a bad game, reminds me of every shitty teacher, prof or head coach I ever had.  Makes me hate cheese itself, for a minute.

#5199
i just saw a car commercial where the lady’s voice sounded like parker posey, but i deadass can’t tell if it’s her because it’s 2025 and every woman in hollywood has had her entire faves pulled back and stretched out leaving her to look like a scary, expressionless wax figure that could come alive and murder your entire family.

If it’s a Hyundai commercial, they literally call her Parker like 6 times.

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