June 23Jun 23 Quote Alongside the exclusive story, Jimmy John’s is launching the Summer Menu of Ultimate Temptation (S.M.U.T. for short), Quote unlock* access to “The Blade and the Brine,” a custom two-part romantasy audiobook narrated by “The White Lotus” star and heartthrob Walton Goggins. Couple things: -Introducing a summer menu with already-existing sandwiches is stupid-ass -Splitting the book into two parts/sandwich purchases is stupid-ass -the term “romantasy” is stupid-ass
June 23Jun 23 14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said: heartthrob Walton Goggins seriously? He looks like Slim Pickens fucked Brent Venables... Edited June 23Jun 23 by Beau Vine
June 25Jun 25 Baker Brothers and Milestone Electric pollute, multiple times, every fucking commercial break. Their advertising budget must be a huge reason they work so hard at overcharging and ripping people off. And their ads suck almost as much cock as Bob Stoops.
July 19Jul 19 Spectrum Mobile "I'm kind of a deal hunter" "How is the savings so substantial?" "With the savings we could use it to fund some trips for us" "There's going to be a point where I think communication with the school has to be through their own phone number"
July 29Jul 29 these john cornyn ads are driving me crazy. they play during every single commercial break on mlb network, and i watch 2-3 games at a time, 4-5 nights/wk. i can’t escape them, and their boot licking, not-even-thinly-veiled racist overtones. i especially like the auto mechanic who praises john cornyn for not sending his job overseas. yeah, i can’t tell you how many guys i know who lost their auto mechanic jobs to china. all of my friends and neighbors get their auto repairs from china now. Edited July 29Jul 29 by Derka
August 1Aug 1 Americus Diamond radio ads: "don't buy fake diamonds, because they're made in Chinese factories that pollute the air and use lots of electricity... instead buy these blood diamonds"
August 3Aug 3 I think we're up to 6 or 7 different jardiance ads with the same stupid song, and they are all horribad Edited August 3Aug 3 by Mo Horn
August 8Aug 8 The Direct TV ad with roided out looking Kumal Nanjani (I am sure I am spelling name wrong) and Rob Mcelhenny is just super stupid. One of the worst on right now
August 9Aug 9 Do you buy a house without touring it to see that there are 100 goats next door? No. Of course you don’t.
August 14Aug 14 On 8/9/2025 at 8:43 AM, Knoxtnhorn said: I lol every time at this one. Perfect casting for a cat lady. That is a great one.
August 30Aug 30 Author The T-Mobile commercial where Billy Bob Thornton says "opened a can of whoop-up" is embarrassing in a dozen different ways.
August 30Aug 30 1 hour ago, Scary Stranger said: Megan Trainor State Farm commercial is pretty funny. No. It's not.
August 30Aug 30 Megan Trainor State Farm commercial is pretty funny. It was not. worse than andy reid
August 30Aug 30 The AT&T spot with the UF fan in the middle of UGa fans at a sports bar is pretty good.
September 1Sep 1 oh look, more obese dancing people trying to sell me toxic poison pills and injections. can’t get enough of those dancing obese people trying to sell me poison toxic pills and injections. Edited September 1Sep 1 by Derka
September 1Sep 1 Author 1 hour ago, Derka said: oh look, more obese dancing people trying to sell me toxic poison pills and injections. can’t get enough of those dancing obese people trying to sell me poison toxic pills and injections. I think several of them are secretly trying to get your taint to catch on fire.
September 1Sep 1 On 8/30/2025 at 1:11 PM, Scary Stranger said: I chuckled at ‘he plays sports’. You’re just dead inside. "He DOES sports." Jesus, that's the funniest thing about it.
September 1Sep 1 The "He gets us" commercial about Jesus being a refugee doesn't need to be on TV during football games. It needs to be shown in MAGA churches.
September 1Sep 1 I can't believe Cheez Its doesn't have the funds to film a new ad. Plz God no more of the football coach pep talk.
September 2Sep 2 On 8/3/2025 at 5:41 PM, Mo Horn said: I think we're up to 6 or 7 different jardiance ads with the same stupid song, and they are all horribad The softball fat guy, and pretty much everyone else in the ad, is extremely awful and an assault on the senses.
September 2Sep 2 15 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said: The softball fat guy, and pretty much everyone else in the ad, is extremely awful and an assault on the senses. In the latest one the only redeeming quality would be that the slightly rude cougar would definitely get it
September 2Sep 2 On 9/1/2025 at 8:39 AM, Macanudo said: The "He gets us" commercial about Jesus being a refugee doesn't need to be on TV during football games. It needs to be shown in MAGA churches. I'm pretty sure they are made by maga church people to try and soften their image. The specifics are pure CR, but I can assure you the people behind this are not "pro-immigrant" in any meaningful way.
September 3Sep 3 On 9/2/2025 at 2:44 PM, Underdog said: I’m not sure who told these freaks they were hot… makin’ my way downtown…
September 3Sep 3 On 8/31/2025 at 7:03 PM, Derka said: oh look, more obese dancing people trying to sell me toxic poison pills and injections. can’t get enough of those dancing obese people trying to sell me poison toxic pills and injections. Ivermectin ads will be coming it soon to pacify MAGA folks that don’t believe in Covid. The ads should be glorious.
September 5Sep 5 i just saw a car commercial where the lady’s voice sounded like parker posey, but i deadass can’t tell if it’s her because it’s 2025 and every woman in hollywood has had her entire faves pulled back and stretched out leaving her to look like a scary, expressionless wax figure that could come alive and murder your entire family.
September 5Sep 5 I still can't get over the fact that someone, multiple people maybe even, got paid to come up with the idea for an ad campaign where someone really REALLY wants to buy their insurance but they can't because they're not a veteran. And that that someone should be Rob Gronkowski.
September 5Sep 5 9 hours ago, Baboontyme said: I still can't get over the fact that someone, multiple people maybe even, got paid to come up with the idea for an ad campaign where someone really REALLY wants to buy their insurance but they can't because they're not a veteran. And that that someone should be Rob Gronkowski. Even more mind boggling is the fact that several years into this campaign, that same someone, or multiple someones, still believes it's a good idea to continue with this campaign.
September 6Sep 6 42 minutes ago, Buzzrock said: Have yall seen this Meghan Trainor State Farm ad? Saw it during the chiefs game on YouTube. Didn’t know she was still active and not fat. Would.
September 6Sep 6 Have yall seen this Meghan Trainor State Farm ad?Only an idiot would think that’s funny.
September 6Sep 6 Only an idiot would think that’s funny. Get it? Her last name is Trainor. And shes a trainer.
September 6Sep 6 I don't know who thought putting Jerry Jones in a Dr. Pepper commercial, but that person is an idiot.
September 7Sep 7 20 minutes ago, miguelito said: It was Jerry Jones. protown only cares about Sundays
September 7Sep 7 On 9/1/2025 at 5:54 PM, Knoxtnhorn said: I can't believe Cheez Its doesn't have the funds to film a new ad. Plz God no more of the football coach pep talk. They've convinced themselves that it's a classic. Like Santa at the mall or the Easter bunny. I've always hated it.
September 7Sep 7 19 hours ago, Scary Stranger said: Only an idiot would think that’s funny. Shane Gillis fans.
September 7Sep 7 7 hours ago, RomaVicta said: They've convinced themselves that it's a classic. Like Santa at the mall or the Easter bunny. I've always hated it. Ditto x 1,000. Hated it at first sight. Vapid, cheesy, lame, so hard to watch if your team is having a bad game, reminds me of every shitty teacher, prof or head coach I ever had. Makes me hate cheese itself, for a minute.
September 8Sep 8 i just saw a car commercial where the lady’s voice sounded like parker posey, but i deadass can’t tell if it’s her because it’s 2025 and every woman in hollywood has had her entire faves pulled back and stretched out leaving her to look like a scary, expressionless wax figure that could come alive and murder your entire family.If it’s a Hyundai commercial, they literally call her Parker like 6 times.
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