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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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On 9/7/2025 at 7:44 PM, Scary Stranger said:


If it’s a Hyundai commercial, they literally call her Parker like 6 times.

it probably is. i try very hard not to pay attention to commercials, but when i heard her voice and then looked up and saw it coming out of a real doll it freaked me out.

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the new shell ads with people talking to their AI generated younger selves are creepy as shit. who the fuck thought those were a good idea?

Smart shade...for people too stupid to work a twisty wand or pull a rope.  Now you just have to find the remote.

Also, incredibly awesome missed opportunity to market your product as a solution for Jerry World.

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I'm ready to drive off the nearest cliff when I hear the Go Go Gecko / Gecko Green commercial on the Ticket.

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I hate the voice of the voiceover woman in the Wendy's commercials. I also hate the substance of what she says - there's a purposeful simplemindedness to this latest moronic ad campaign. 

I'm sure it's effective for our populace though. 

This may have been said, but the NFL’s “come on ride the float” commercial is HORRIBLE. First of all, it makes no sense. Second, it sucks. I cannot believe someone saw that and said “yeah, that’s the one”.

That new Dulcolax commercial with the far chilck in the bathing suit doing that weird shimmy thing is very off-putting.

"Some patients saw visible improvement in the intestinal lining"

 

 

 

I hope my intestines are never visible, and that I definitely don't see them if they are. 

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6 hours ago, elfenix said:

"Some patients saw visible improvement in the intestinal lining"

 

 

 

I hope my intestines are never visible, and that I definitely don't see them if they are. 

That line caught my attention as well. 

On 9/23/2025 at 8:34 AM, RPM said:

I'm ready to drive off the nearest cliff when I hear the Go Go Gecko / Gecko Green commercial on the Ticket.

Holy fuck...that's the WORST

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Can't stop being American guy needs to die a painful death.

dana white.

On 10/1/2025 at 11:20 PM, Longhornstampede said:

Holy fuck...that's the WORST

I made in house local radio spots at KYOT in Refugio that were Peabody award worthy compared to this.

So... is not fuck this stupid ass commercial,  but the nike one with The Kid playing the organ during the post season is pretty great. 

Another fat ass dancing around in the grocery store in some healthcare ad. Really? The Jardiance bullshit wasn't enough?

On 10/7/2025 at 9:30 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Amusing once. 

Only once. 

I hated it the instant I saw it. 

Anything promoting Prevagen is a fucking lie.  My wife’s aunt was an extraordinary woman, loved life and kept fit well into her eighties by being in constant motion and helping others.  When she was in her sixties, hee husband and provider died of postoperative staph infection following bypass surgery. She literally had nothing to live on but SS and moved into smaller and smaller govt subsidized housing as time went by.  She began to have memory issues and after watching a single Prevagen ad, made the mistake of taking some. That poor lady began to hallucinate, imagining “creatures” were peeking at her and crawling out of the TV into her den.  One night, she fell and broke her hip trying to escape the creatures.  It was all downhill from that point. She flushed the Prevagen but saw hallucinations for the remainder of her troubled life. Prevagen = Death.  Fuck those assholes. 

Sounds like some good shit. 

 

 

Seriously though that sucks. Sorry to hear that happened. 

Silver Spurs have to be pissed about this stupid Allstate commercial.

these south central gainesville cholas upset me to an irrational degree.

 

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Where have we seen this guy before? Can't remember whether he's from another ad or if he had a bit part in a TV show or movie. 

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He's currently appearing in the "bring your phone bill to the car dealership" Verizon ad. 

there’s a wendy’s commercial that’s been playing ad nauseam during every sport that i watch, and the burgers in the ad straight up do not look like food. they look rubber, or plastic. they look like happy meal toys. it’s like uncanny valley for food. i hate it.

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tv watching for me in 2025- if it’s not live sports, it’s a drug commercial.

 

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On 10/19/2025 at 10:59 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Where have we seen this guy before? Can't remember whether he's from another ad or if he had a bit part in a TV show or movie. 

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He's currently appearing in the "bring your phone bill to the car dealership" Verizon ad. 

 

On 10/19/2025 at 12:51 PM, miguelito said:

That's Owen Wilson.

 

On 10/19/2025 at 12:54 PM, Iceman said:

or Vince Vaughn

Aaron Franklin

Yes, that's the Dallas that Luke Wilson grew up in!

I wonder if Billy Bob’s T-mobile crew ran into Luke’s AT&T crew at the ranch in Southern California?

whenever i see this guy feed his dog and then proceed to sit down indian style next to the dog with his bowl of vegetables so that they can eat dinner together:

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the fucking collars and co commercial that airs like 10 times every college football game.

 

smarky smug fucking pitchman telling everyone that he was tired of wearing golf shirts at work cause the collars were limp, but now for $150 you can buy a short sleeve golf shirt that has a popped collar and now you can be all business walking around wall street 

I am still unclear as to why Jeff Bridges has moved in with Zoe Saldana and her real-life husband. 

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28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I am still unclear as to why Jeff Bridges has moved in with Zoe Saldana and her real-life husband. 

Same. 

And at times, Zoe appears to be cross-eyed. 

Separately, I'm still not sure how I feel about the Inspector Gadget theme song being featured in a Toyota commercial. 

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AI has run amuck but I admit I chortled at the deers in the headlights 

 

 

Did no one at Lexus chime in during the marketing meeting and say that Landslide might be a bad song to convey family holiday happiness? 

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