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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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  • Dennis Taylor
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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

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In a world full of turds, this polished one gets a pass. 



Did he find what he was looking for?
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There's some Corolla ad that's so unbelievably stupid that I don't even want to type out a description of it. 

Dad wears a wig to daughter's concert.

You'll know it when you see it because your throat will fill with bile and rage. 

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Undoubtedly mentioned on this thread before but the Discover commercial with the wacky Asian gals is driving me fucking insane because it is getting run non-stop during the Stanley Cup playoffs.

On 4/28/2019 at 2:23 PM, RamjetFDO said:

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Haven’t seen this one. Is it a razor commercial?  Gilette?

9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Undoubtedly mentioned on this thread before but the Discover commercial with the wacky Asian gals is driving me fucking insane because it is getting run non-stop during the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Also, the Mazda commercial with the cover of "Dreams" by The Cranberries. 

23 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Also, the Mazda commercial with the cover of "Dreams" by The Cranberries. 

oh my god, so many commercials out there bastardizing good songs. the worst. also, this is weird timing considering that the lead singer just died like less than a year ago.

23 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Also, the Mazda commercial with the cover of "Dreams" by The Cranberries. 

Is that the same girl that does all the token female remakes on every other commercial right now?    

9 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

oh my god, so many commercials out there bastardizing good songs. the worst. also, this is weird timing considering that the lead singer just died like less than a year ago.

Too soon?

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10 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

oh my god, so many commercials out there bastardizing good songs. the worst. also, this is weird timing considering that the lead singer just died like less than a year ago.

Or running otherwise good songs into the ground. Creedence Clearwater Revival is practically unlistenable these days due to overuse in past commercials. 

Modelo is currently destroying The Ecstasy of Gold. 

The Takl commercials with Kathy Lee Gifford.....

Can't find a clip online, but that Daily Harvest smoothie that the spokes-chick pretends to have whipped up is the most fakeass plastic prop ever to pose as an edible thing on a TV commercial.

Norwegian cruise commercial featuring the song “Out Here You’re Free” song by Andy Grammer is so terrible.  Makes my ears bleed.  

On 4/29/2019 at 11:02 AM, Continental Op said:

Undoubtedly mentioned on this thread before but the Discover commercial with the wacky Asian gals is driving me fucking insane because it is getting run non-stop during the Stanley Cup playoffs.

You ain't fucking kidding.  At least once a period, every game.  

The saving grace is that I do enjoy it when she shimmies.

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On 4/29/2019 at 11:02 AM, Continental Op said:

Undoubtedly mentioned on this thread before but the Discover commercial with the wacky Asian gals is driving me fucking insane because it is getting run non-stop during the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Ha!  Whenever that one comes on, my 12 year-old yells, "Dad!  Your favorite commercial!".

^ Jr. knows about your yellow fever?  Nice.  

I like Ryan Reynolds.  I don’t like Ryan Reynolds commercials.  

i want to shoot the cackling lady at the foot spa on the iphone encrypted imessage commercial 

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I know. Pitbull used to be so good. 
So. You're not having a real good time anymore?

Adding a new twist to the thread title...

Hughes Net commercial actress got me intrigued.  Sitara Hewitt.  Warm up the Google machine.

Cheerios commercial jungle.  Good goes around and around.  Terrible. Couldn’t understand what the hell the singer is saying. 

15 hours ago, Mach 1 said:

Adding a new twist to the thread title...

Hughes Net commercial actress got me intrigued.  Sitara Hewitt.  Warm up the Google machine.

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Every drug commercial now that uses a song from the 70s to target Baby Boomers, especially that chubby jackass who dances everywhere, makes me rage-filled.

On 5/11/2019 at 6:27 AM, Underdog said:

^ Jr. knows about your yellow fever?  Nice.  

I like Ryan Reynolds.  I don’t like Ryan Reynolds commercials.  

He's officially reached oversaturation. But I guess if you know in your heart you're a typecast one trick pony you better cash in while you can.

The Volvo XC90 commercial with the opera singer. ENOUGH ALREADY!

Would, though. 

Evidently some kid's dream birthday party theme is the 3 Little Pigs, so he can wear the pig ears, little bro can wear the snout and grampy can wear some wolf ears. Mom enabled all this with a 3 Little Pig themed cake for the party, which is only her, the birthday boy, little bro and grampy. 

The kid seems a little young for poon and beer, but he's gotta be closer to that phase than the fucking 3 Little Pigs

14 hours ago, Lat22 said:

The Volvo XC90 commercial with the opera singer. ENOUGH ALREADY!

Would, though. 

Although I have no interest in that type of music her voice is impressive and would also 

 

The girl in the bikini at the end of that Corona commercial has a spectacular ass.  I enjoy that commercial.  

On 5/15/2019 at 7:31 AM, Lat22 said:

The Volvo XC90 commercial with the opera singer. ENOUGH ALREADY!

Would, though. 

I actually enjoy hearing her sing every time, but I must be watching the wrong shows, because I rarely see/hear it.

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The girl in the bikini at the end of that Corona commercial has a spectacular ass.  I enjoy that commercial.  

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jardiance may make your taint fall off.  watching the rain come down in indy, it went to commercial, and then i heard the word "perineum."  things you never expected to hear on network tv for $500, alex

5 hours ago, elfenix said:

jardiance may make your taint fall off.  watching the rain come down in indy, it went to commercial, and then i heard the word "perineum."  things you never expected to hear on network tv for $500, alex

How bad is your medical condition that you're willing to risk taint cancer to correct it?

this twisted tea commercial is beating me down with that shitty day drinking jingle.....I thought the country song day drinking was OK for a country song, but the term day drinking just sets me off and this shitty twisted tea commercial with their shitty jingle is the worst

all these drug commercials like the one for humera (or whatever that shit is) that say "don't take humera if you are allergic to humera".......well how and the fuck am I suppose to know if I am allergic to that shit or not you assholes......or the ones that say "don't take if you are allergic to homeo'fluvaniod-nazer'als".....yea because everyone knows the pharmaceutical name for these fucking drugs

Surely mentioned before, but I hate that Don't Mess With My Discount dunt.

State Farm and fellow insurance companies can rot in hell for encouraging even more morons to drive 10 mph below the speed limit, who I always catch up to on 2-lane roads with no passing zones.

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Really going out on a limb there huh? 

You mean you like long legs, flat abdomen and gigantic, juicy, braless titties in a tank top too?!  It's kinda my fetish.  

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On 5/1/2019 at 10:48 AM, gecko said:

The Takl commercials with Kathy Lee Gifford.....

those fucking things are actually painful to watch. Why is she acting like she's singing?

 

18 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

You mean you like long legs, flat abdomen and gigantic, juicy, braless titties in a tank top too?!  It's kinda my fetish.  

only has one nipple.  pass.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Really going out on a limb there huh? 

Kind of had a "I'm not gay hahaha" vibe to it 

"Steve is paying for four streaming video services and nine music apps that he isn't using!" well steve sounds like a retard, and nothing he does makes me want to bank with wells fargo.

also, shouts out to verizon for using another dumbass stuck in a tree to convince we to buy their shit. who the fuck came up with these ads?

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