July 13, 20196 yr ^pure rage F Taco Bell. Here’s one for nostalgia, was just talking online defensive driving and they played it:
July 14, 20196 yr That Progressive commercial with all the Flo characters in one room? Perfect time for an airstrike.
July 16, 20196 yr The commercial where the douche is singing Karaoke on an ship and his shipmate tries to commit suicide but is stopped....Is both poignant and hilarious. Seems like the writers were taking a shot at themselves.
July 16, 20196 yr The worst is when you're watching something of the same over multiple days - Tour de France, World Cup, NCAA tourney, bowl season, etc... and the same ads get shown over and over. Right now I want to throat punch Shaquile O'Neal and the General.
July 16, 20196 yr One of the reasons why I stopped getting Full Court on ESPN several years ago. Good Lord, the same commercials over and over and then seeing them again when switching games/channels. At least we didn't get that singing douche with the fat Gumbel a few years ago again.
July 17, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said: The commercial where the douche is singing Karaoke on an ship and his shipmate tries to commit suicide but is stopped....Is both poignant and hilarious. Seems like the writers were taking a shot at themselves. That's the European Antarctic exploration station and it's a fairly accurate depiction, minus the karaoke. Watched a documentary on it a couple weeks ago.
July 17, 20196 yr Only heard these on iHeartRadio, but State Farm is doing parody’s of old songs replacing the lyrics with auto insurance lyrics. All time rage/cringe stuff. Edited July 17, 20196 yr by hundredTT
July 17, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, hundredTT said: Only heard these on iHeartRadio, but State Farm is doing parody’s of old songs replacing the lyrics with auto insurance lyrics. All time rage/cringe stuff. Between that and "Hey Jamey, it's me Jamey"...
July 18, 20196 yr Hi-eeeeeeeeeeee. HI-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hi-EEEEEEEEEEEEE1...... OK, BYE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (tag line) EEEEEEEEEEEE
July 18, 20196 yr On 6/24/2019 at 4:09 AM, Goo Punch said: "do you just say yes to everything?" "i thsay no to kale. you know they thsay it's better if you blanche it, but that thseems like a lot of work." go fuck yourself. it's like they went and found the last person on earth you'd ever want to talk to. i've seen those ads 100 times and i still don't even know what they're for because that guy is so objectively hateable. well that's not surprising you dont comprehend that commerical. It isnt geared towards your demographic.... its geared towards anyone over 40 who got a large lump sum left to them or left/got fired from their previous job, but still have a decent bundle of cash in their 401k and need to put it someplace On 7/1/2019 at 10:29 PM, DougO said: This blast from stupidass commercial past started playing in my head this week for some reason. Wow, they really thought this was COOOOOL!!! LOL Those coolers really weren't too bad, but I don't think I ever drank another one after seeing this shit. that commerical was only made funnier by that fact that it came out at the same time Bruce Willis admitted to being a raging alcoholic and needing treatment Edited July 18, 20196 yr by AUS-97HORN
July 18, 20196 yr On 7/16/2019 at 7:53 PM, Mo Horn said: The "Act your age" Progressive commercials may be the worst commercials ever made. Huh? Those commercials are great.
July 18, 20196 yr On 6/20/2019 at 8:50 PM, Jimbaround said: I will say I like the “turning into your parents” Progressive commercials. “Oh you have a tattoo... do you not work?” the radio ones are good. "soon you'll be doing parent things like telling your kids to clean up before the maid comes. it doesn't make sense, but you're the parent. and you'll tell them that, too."
July 18, 20196 yr Author I've mentioned it before, but the bewildering Toyota commercial where the dude in a Corolla dons a wig and eyeliner, pretends to not recognize a coworker when exiting the parking garage, attends a musical performance at a small club where his daughter is performing, tells everyone that she's his daughter, and then drives her home. Nothing about it makes any goddamn sense. I want to smash him with a hammer when he says "great set" like it's some kind of cool, hip thing to remark on.
July 19, 20196 yr The relaunch of the Chevy Blazer could have been cool. Lot of history there for a badass line. Instead we get “this can be my sexy soccer mom car.” “its dope!”
July 20, 20196 yr I'm just about convinced that almost all commercials today are produced by communists who are trying to make America more and more stupid, and they're probably winning.
July 20, 20196 yr Not a jury in the world would convict someone for a straight up murder of the guitar playing douche on the Frontier internet commercials. It’s on non stop during Astros Rangers. It will make you want to kill baby seals.
July 21, 20196 yr On 7/20/2019 at 12:14 AM, ChickenSandwich said: Not a jury in the world would convict someone for a straight up murder of the guitar playing douche on the Frontier internet commercials. It’s on non stop during Astros Rangers. It will make you want to kill baby seals. Uggh. That guy needs to be sleeping with the transients
August 4, 20196 yr The fakeass doctor in the more recent version of the Lipozine commercial with Rodney Pete and Holly Robinson looks like put on about 40 lbs since the last commercial.
August 4, 20196 yr On 7/20/2019 at 12:14 AM, ChickenSandwich said: Not a jury in the world would convict someone for a straight up murder of the guitar playing douche on the Frontier internet commercials. It’s on non stop during Astros Rangers. It will make you want to kill baby seals.
August 5, 20196 yr Any back to school commercial that treats elementary school boys and girls as if walking the school hallways is a fashion show
August 8, 20196 yr As if the original Takl commercials weren't bad enough, now they dress KLG up like a hobo and zoom even closer on her face. I've never so wanted a shittier TV in my life.
August 8, 20196 yr On 7/18/2019 at 2:08 PM, AUS-97HORN said: well that's not surprising you dont comprehend that commerical. It isnt geared towards your demographic.... its geared towards anyone over 40 who got a large lump sum left to them or left/got fired from their previous job, but still have a decent bundle of cash in their 401k and need to put it someplace uh ok. i have no problems comprehending the commercial, you have a problem comprehending the purpose of this thread, as well as with why i and many other people hate that ad campaign. it has nothing to do with what the ad is for, it's because that guy who they chose to be their spokesperson is the real life equivalent of jeremy piven's character in old school. the kid who tattled on everyone because he wasn't tall or handsome or athletic or popular; the kid who signed up to be a hall monitor every year for the rush of power it gave him; the kid who hated everyone else for being young and having fun. just as annoying and off-putting as someone could be without actually doing anything overtly annoying or off-putting. and then that lisp. jesus christ that guy is the worst.
August 13, 20196 yr I am surprised that someone hasn't issued a fatwa on that smarmy Trevor kid who apparently always hangs around so he can get free Chili's meals from his friend's parents.....
August 16, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Call said: Direct Auto Insurance featuring your choice of Johnny Manziel or Tanya Harding. Thats actually pretty brilliant.
August 18, 20196 yr The Capitol Chevrolet clown with his new boxing campaign is the worst. Veterans are always welcome to shop there!
August 22, 20196 yr Honda Odyssey commercial with the two little shits arguing over a toy bus. Cut to the smiling mom sliding their seats apart sideways and handing her little angel a reward toy to appease her. Then they drive down the road and these precious snowflakes now both have wireless headsets on to keep them quiet. Fuck that. How 'bout a reality of the dad turning around and threatening the belt if they don't shut up and let him concentrate on the road!
August 22, 20196 yr On 8/15/2019 at 7:01 PM, Call said: Direct Auto Insurance featuring your choice of Johnny Manziel or Tanya Harding. Countdown to when those two are doing porn together.
August 22, 20196 yr The Toyota commercial where they are singing a country song....just fucking terrible
August 22, 20196 yr The LHN commercial with Herman and Ricky in the back of the truck. What am I missing?
August 22, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, immortal13 said: The Toyota commercial where they are singing a country song....just fucking terrible Not as bad as the infinity commercial with the hipster chick and lyric “wind in my hair as I drive my car”. Make it stop
August 23, 20196 yr The LHN commercial with Herman and Ricky in the back of the truck. What am I missing?Herman was with Ricky in his Heisman parade. Ricky Williams was a running back with the University of Texas at Austin from 1995-1998, broke numerous rushing records, and won the Heisman trophy in 1998. The Heisman trophy is given to college football’s most prominent offensive player on what media believe is the best team heading into Bowl season.
August 23, 20196 yr Herman was with Ricky in his Heisman parade. Ricky Williams was a running back with the University of Texas at Austin from 1995-1998, broke numerous rushing records, and won the Heisman trophy in 1998. The Heisman trophy is given to college football’s most prominent offensive player on what media believe is the best team heading into Bowl season.I appreciate the snark and the answer to my question.
August 23, 20196 yr Not sure there's anything I hate more than this Blue Bell sappy singing eunuch song. You cannot listen to an Astros game on the radio without hearing this ear bleed a dozen times. EVERY damn day.
August 23, 20196 yr On 7/17/2019 at 1:00 PM, hundredTT said: Only heard these on iHeartRadio, but State Farm is doing parody’s of old songs replacing the lyrics with auto insurance lyrics. All time rage/cringe stuff. Yankees "broadcaster" John Sterling got in on the act with a home run call of, "Like a good Gleyber, Torres is there." Edited August 23, 20196 yr by clapclapclap Which actually made me laugh, being a connoisseur of terrible puns.
August 23, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, clapclapclap said: Not sure there's anything I hate more than this Blue Bell sappy singing eunuch song. You cannot listen to an Astros game on the radio without hearing this ear bleed a dozen times. EVERY damn day. Kinda catchy though. Think I might have to go check the freezer
August 24, 20196 yr Watching ESPN and just saw a PSA where a woman walks in the backyard where he husband is chilling with a grin on a lawn chair. Wife says she has been drinking and needs her husband to drive. The dude looks at her smiling and replies "Nope, I am high." Hit a little close to home and fucking cracked me up.
August 24, 20196 yr I mentioned this on The Ticket thread, but Danny's Jack Daniel's commercials are small market trash at best. They're even worse when he uses "announcer voice".
August 27, 20196 yr seriously, Jerry pays for FIVE streaming services that he doesn't use, and he needs the wells fargo app to make him aware of this? go fuck yourself.
August 27, 20196 yr man what the fuck? here's the commercial i just saw: *acoustic/piano, sappy, sentimental music playing with some breathy, annoying white girl voice singing for fucking apparent reason* •old black man playing chess in the park with little white kid (?) •little white kid looks over his shoulder and sees three young girls giggling with each other on a park bench •old black man gets a twinkle in his eye, and slides his humongous container of extra gum across the table and gives little white kid a nod *sappy musics intensifies* •white kid goes and shares the gun with the girls •tag line about extra's shitty gum bringing people together go fuck yourself
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