November 3, 20196 yr 56 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said: Engagement ring and cars with bows season. Yea! " I love it!"
November 3, 20196 yr "Gordon Ramsey, this just seems like an OK use of your culinary talents." Who would actually say it like that?
November 4, 20196 yr This applies to Austin residents. ARE YOU READY FOR SUPERSTARS KYGO AND DADDY YANKEE?
November 4, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, Beau Vine said: "Gordon Ramsey, this just seems like an OK use of your culinary talents." Who would actually say it like that? Grendel, only he would say it in an authentic Johnstone-Renfrewshire dialect which would really impress Gordon Ramsay.
November 4, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Radical Larry said: This applies to Austin residents. ARE YOU READY FOR SUPERSTARS KYGO AND DADDY YANKEE? That free concert will draw some high quality spectators.
November 4, 20196 yr On 11/3/2019 at 9:51 AM, XYZ said: Insurance ads are a fucking beating, Geico and Progressive especially, with their barrage of ads that try to be funny and they are totally disconnected from the product they are trying to sell, and they are not funny at all. Like the “we can’t keep you from becoming your parents” or “when you are scared, you hide behind the chainsaws, it’s what you do”. Insurance and pharma are the worst. Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool.
November 4, 20196 yr On 11/2/2019 at 4:46 PM, ButtFumble said: I can't stand the coors commercial either where the girl takes off her bra to sit on the couch and just tosses it across the room......she just looks like she smells especially after taking her bra off like that.....it makes me think coors the official beer of unwashed women that think they are doing a big protest by taking their bra off in their own apartment on their own couch foul bachelorette frog tho
November 4, 20196 yr On 11/3/2019 at 1:08 PM, Beau Vine said: That girl's mom knows that smile, guarantee it.
November 4, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Underdog said: That girl's mom knows that smile, guarantee it. Kate Hepburn?
November 4, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said: Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool. Not really
November 5, 20196 yr You never see the kias and Suzukis of the auto world using this. Lexus, MB, Acura: “ if he loves you he’ll pay 1/3-1/2 of his annual GROSS take home pay on a vehicle for you to drive to Starbucks just because it’s Christmas - ya know....the exact same Christmas we have every year” Kia, Suzuki (do they even sell cars in the US): “if you think you hate this car now, wait til you drive it.”
November 7, 20196 yr On 11/2/2019 at 4:46 PM, ButtFumble said: I can't stand the coors commercial either where the girl takes off her bra to sit on the couch and just tosses it across the room......she just looks like she smells especially after taking her bra off like that.....it makes me think coors the official beer of unwashed women that think they are doing a big protest by taking their bra off in their own apartment on their own couch You have a problem with a woman who decides that she's tired of wearing a bra, so she takes it off? Do I have that correct? Edited November 7, 20196 yr by Beau Vine
November 7, 20196 yr Bose Alexa Headphones: Ginger - Alexa what's on my schedule today? Alexa - You have a haircut appt at 2pm. Really? That's it? What jobless fucker has nothing to do on any given day that all they have is a haircut appt and if you have that little to do why the hell do you need a schedule? Edited November 7, 20196 yr by Moby Ric
November 8, 20196 yr I think Amy Sedaris is funny but man she is butt ugly in the new Downey Unstoppables commercials
November 9, 20196 yr On 11/7/2019 at 6:21 PM, Billy Pilgrim said: I think Amy Sedaris is funny but man she is butt ugly in the new Downey Unstoppables commercials She can play butt ugly, but I'd fuck her 'till my eyes turned blue. Natty Light Seltzer spots are horribad.
November 9, 20196 yr Apparently you can’t just remove or replace a car radio, according to car max. So your only choice is to listen to limp bizkit on repeat or sell your car to them.
November 11, 20196 yr Ok I despite Baker and those stupid commercials as a whole but the smoke detector one is funny as hell. Only thing that would have been better would be to make it happen at 3 am Edited November 11, 20196 yr by Dennis Taylor
November 11, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: Ok I despite Baker and those stupid commercials as a whole but the smoke detector one is funny as hell. Only thing that would have been better would be to make it happen at 3 am Or while he's trying to watch the playoffs.
November 11, 20196 yr On 11/2/2019 at 2:58 PM, immortal13 said: Limu emu Would be a good name for an Australian band, they could open for Tame Impala. Liberty Mutual has terrible ads, but I do like when he attaches the giant key to the city to his belt and then takes off with it clanking down the steps.
November 11, 20196 yr On 11/4/2019 at 10:08 AM, Steamboat1874 said: Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool. So we finally learn how she got her scar.
November 15, 20196 yr On 10/21/2019 at 3:03 PM, gecko said: "...use the kook-tayul sticks..." chick is annoying as fuck.
November 15, 20196 yr On 9/30/2019 at 5:49 PM, Paper_jam said: Probably already posted, but fuck that toilet paper ad with the animated bear singing about how clean their fucking hiney is. This reminds me of the old joke where a bear asks a rabbit if it has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit says ‘no, why’? The bear then wipes his butt with the rabbit.
November 16, 20196 yr Prescription Jardiance. Because most high school marching bands have middle aged drum majors with no drum majoring skills or even a simple sense of rhythm for that matter
November 16, 20196 yr Walmart? Young girl finding the perfect xmas tree. Fake and prelit on showroom floor.
November 17, 20196 yr 36 minutes ago, Underdog said: Nurse. Discuss. This commercial came on right when I saw your post. Definitely would, but the wife would be Option #1.
November 17, 20196 yr On 11/15/2019 at 9:36 PM, mr. sunshine said: Prescription Jardiance. Because most high school marching bands have middle aged drum majors with no drum majoring skills or even a simple sense of rhythm for that matter "A rare but life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur." good lord
November 17, 20196 yr Nat is a cutie and her boyfriend could tag along if they aren't Splitsville. I'm thus far undecided on onion volcano girl, she likely has stank breath.
November 17, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, Underdog said: Nurse. Discuss. I just saw the commercial again and I have to say no, not doing anything for me.
November 17, 20196 yr Rocket Mortgage college football “la la la la” ads...holy shit that song is annoying.
November 17, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: I just saw the commercial again and I have to say no, not doing anything for me. Focus on the Nurse, not the Dr.
November 17, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Underdog said: Focus on the Nurse, not the Dr. Yeah I got that, she's not hot at all
November 18, 20196 yr Dr. Pepper tailgate commercial does not suck, well executed. "She uses propane!" "It tastes the same to me." "What?!?"
November 18, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, XYZ said: That nurse is not hot at all. WTF is wrong with you people? Senator, I want to clarify my earlier statement because there has been some misunderstanding. If she spread her legs and offered her vagina to me, yes, I would unequivocally accept her offer. However, on the issue of would I call her the next day, on the advice of my counsel, I have chosen not to answer that question. Edited November 18, 20196 yr by HornOnTheBayou
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