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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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56 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Engagement ring and cars with bows season.  Yea!

" I love it!" 

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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"Gordon Ramsey, this just seems like an OK use of your culinary talents."

Who would actually say it like that?

On 10/25/2019 at 9:22 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

fuck this fucking guy

 

 

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Stupid cat girl is full of regard.

SIAP, but Rocket Mortgage for using the Big Lebowski song. la la la la la

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Gordon Ramsey, this just seems like an OK use of your culinary talents."

Who would actually say it like that?

Grendel, only he would say it in an authentic Johnstone-Renfrewshire dialect which would really impress Gordon Ramsay. 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

This applies to Austin residents.

 

ARE YOU READY FOR SUPERSTARS KYGO AND DADDY YANKEE?

That free concert will draw some high quality spectators.  

On 11/3/2019 at 9:51 AM, XYZ said:

Insurance ads are a fucking beating, Geico and Progressive especially, with their  barrage of ads that try to be funny and they are totally disconnected from the product they are trying to sell, and they are not funny at all. Like the “we can’t keep you from becoming your parents” or “when you are scared, you hide behind the chainsaws, it’s what you do”.

Insurance and pharma are the worst.

Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool.

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On 11/2/2019 at 4:46 PM, ButtFumble said:

I can't stand the coors commercial either where the girl takes off her bra to sit on the couch and just tosses it across the room......she just looks like she smells especially after taking her bra off like that.....it makes me think coors the official beer of unwashed women that think they are doing a big protest by taking their bra off in their own apartment on their own couch

foul bachelorette frog tho

 

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On 11/3/2019 at 1:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

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That girl's mom knows that smile, guarantee it. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

That girl's mom knows that smile, guarantee it. 

Kate Hepburn?

7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool.

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Not really

You never see the kias and Suzukis of the auto world using this.  

Lexus, MB, Acura: “ if he loves you he’ll pay 1/3-1/2 of his annual GROSS take home pay on a vehicle for you to drive to Starbucks just because it’s Christmas - ya know....the exact same Christmas we have every year”

 

Kia, Suzuki (do they even sell cars in the US): “if you think you hate this car now, wait til you drive it.”

On 11/2/2019 at 4:46 PM, ButtFumble said:

 

I can't stand the coors commercial either where the girl takes off her bra to sit on the couch and just tosses it across the room......she just looks like she smells especially after taking her bra off like that.....it makes me think coors the official beer of unwashed women that think they are doing a big protest by taking their bra off in their own apartment on their own couch

You have a problem with a woman who decides that she's tired of wearing a bra, so she takes it off?

Do I have that correct?

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Bose Alexa Headphones:

Ginger - Alexa what's on my schedule today? 

Alexa - You have a haircut appt at 2pm.

 

Really?  That's it?  What jobless fucker has nothing to do on any given day that all they have is a haircut appt and if you have that little to do why the hell do you need a schedule?

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I think Amy Sedaris is funny but man she is butt ugly in the new Downey Unstoppables commercials 

On 11/7/2019 at 6:21 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

I think Amy Sedaris is funny but man she is butt ugly in the new Downey Unstoppables commercials 

She can play butt ugly, but I'd fuck her 'till my eyes turned blue.

Natty Light Seltzer spots are horribad.

Apparently you can’t just remove or replace a car radio, according to car max. So your only choice is to listen to limp bizkit on repeat or sell your car to them. 

Ok I despite Baker and those stupid commercials as a whole but the smoke detector one is funny as hell. Only thing that would have been better would be to make it happen at 3 am 

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1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok I despite Baker and those stupid commercials as a whole but the smoke detector one is funny as hell. Only thing that would have been better would be to make it happen at 3 am 

Or while he's trying to watch the playoffs.

On 11/2/2019 at 2:58 PM, immortal13 said:

Limu emu

Would be a good name for an Australian band, they could open for Tame Impala.

Liberty Mutual has terrible ads, but I do like when he attaches the giant key to the city to his belt and then takes off with it clanking down the steps.

On 11/4/2019 at 10:08 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Agree....however Mayhem is pretty fucking cool.

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So we finally learn how she got her scar.

On 10/21/2019 at 3:03 PM, gecko said:

"...use the kook-tayul sticks..."

chick is annoying as fuck. 

On 9/30/2019 at 5:49 PM, Paper_jam said:

Probably already posted, but fuck that toilet paper ad with the animated bear singing about how clean their fucking hiney is.

 

 

This reminds me of the old joke where a bear asks a rabbit if it has problems with shit sticking to his fur. The rabbit says ‘no, why’?  The bear then wipes his butt with the rabbit.  

Prescription Jardiance. Because most high school marching bands have middle aged drum majors with no drum majoring skills or even a simple sense of rhythm for that matter 

"i love it" is back.  fuck you.

We all agree the MTailor chick would get it, right? 

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Walmart? Young girl finding the perfect xmas tree. Fake and prelit on showroom floor.

We all agree the MTailor chick would get it, right? 
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Awww hell yeah
36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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Nurse. 

Discuss. 

This commercial came on right when I saw your post. Definitely would, but the wife would be Option #1.

Yall can have them ugly bitches. I'll take the new Under Armour girl

 

On 11/15/2019 at 9:36 PM, mr. sunshine said:

Prescription Jardiance. Because most high school marching bands have middle aged drum majors with no drum majoring skills or even a simple sense of rhythm for that matter 

"A rare but life-threatening bacterial infection in the skin of the perineum could occur."

good lord 

Nat is a cutie and her boyfriend could tag along if they aren't Splitsville. I'm thus far undecided on onion volcano girl, she likely has stank breath.

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A bit of a Halle Berry from Monster Ball vibe about her...  I like it. 

19 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Nurse. 

Discuss. 

I just saw the commercial again and I have to say no, not doing anything for me.

 

Rocket Mortgage college football “la la la la” ads...holy shit that song is annoying.

15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I just saw the commercial again and I have to say no, not doing anything for me.

 

Focus on the Nurse, not the Dr. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Focus on the Nurse, not the Dr. 

Yeah I got that, she's not hot at all

Dr. Pepper tailgate commercial does not suck, well executed.

 

"She uses propane!"

"It tastes the same to me."

"What?!?"

That nurse is not hot at all. WTF is wrong with you people?

1 hour ago, XYZ said:

That nurse is not hot at all. WTF is wrong with you people?

Senator, I want to clarify my earlier statement because there has been some misunderstanding. If she spread her legs and offered her vagina to me, yes, I would unequivocally accept her offer. However, on the issue of would I call her the next day, on the advice of my counsel, I have chosen not to answer that question.

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