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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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#102

I can’t believe I just saw a laundry detergent commercial that had two young boys sniffing their dad’s jack strap. 

#103

The Michelob Ultra commercial I just saw yet again using Tom T. Hall's "I Like Beer."

Your commercial is a lie and a disservice to Tom T. Hall. If you liked beer, you would drink beer, not Ultra.

#104

And the award for worst acting in a shitty commercial for a scam to rip off elderly people goes to...

 

 

#105

This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

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#106

DougO:

That ad is so creepy.  I hope when I'm old I don't need money bad enough to play myself getting ready to die in a commercial.

#107

Also, if you haven't seen this one yet, try and see if you can make it through all 13 seconds of it.  Another ad I've seen 100+ times this week.

 

#109
4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

This issue may be specific to the channel I've been on for over a week now - NBCSN (Tour de France), but I think I've seen the Ginger Ale "Honey do we want to taste nirvana?" add at least 500 times this week.  Awful.

 

Yes but mix it with some Rum and you actually get to taste Nirvana.

#112
36 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

i'm pretty sure that at least one of the "men" is a chick.

It is, they had to be all-inclusive of course, and put that shaved-head lesbian in there for a fraction of a second.  

#114

if i'm a derby winning jockey and some woman is wearing horse food on her head in the winner's circle, no way in hell am i sending her money when my horse eats the horse-salet shoved in his face.  

#116
29 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I actually like ABBA and think Seyfried is hot, but if I see another Mamma Mia ad I'm going to start punting puppies.

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

#118
On 7/15/2018 at 2:54 AM, Deej said:

There's a line in one of those where the girl says something like, "I can't believe I got pregnant in the same place my mom did."

Um...same place every woman gets pregnant. 

The veranda? 

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#120
1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

I'd contribute heavily to your "gofundme" if you are starting one.

#121
4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It would be nice if someone crashed the next Badabook Badaboom commercial shooting and blew them all to pieces. 

That scene from Robocop comes to mind

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#123
57 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Any Nutrisystem commercial sucks ass.

Yeah guys, it is so hard to cook, let alone make a fucking sandwich.

But, she's still pretty hot for 85 years old.

Image result for marie osmond nutrisystem

#126
On 8/8/2018 at 12:45 PM, DougO said:

"No pressure...it's only my favorite boat."

"Boom."

 

 

 

Came here to post that one. It's on every damn commercial break. 

#131

On the radio in H-town, various channels... for cashews or something or other

"clean up on aisle 6" is the first line on one of them.  

" How are these nuts made?" is the first line on the other.  

Then she engages in an allout debate within her head for 30 seconds over which kind she should buy.

Nobody in their right mind shops that way... why put us through the torture?

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#132

The Dollar Shave Club commercial where the guy puts a wad of toilet paper down the front of his boxer briefs is just wrong.

#135
Since when did crown Royal become a black man drink?  
Since the started putting in a purple velvet bag?

Def. since they flavored it.
#136

We have a local commercial for a foreign automotive repair shop. A man testifies about the great job they do maintaining his 6 z3's and daily driver BMW. The owner appears and says, "Thanks Pastor Rick."

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#137

The Coke commercial featuring the Texas fan who has never heard of hummus. 

Not only is it stupid and annoying at the superficial level, but closer consideration suggests that the man was expecting to hear of some other popular tailgate snack that begins with "hum" but he was utterly flummoxed by just the second syllable of the word due to the fact that he says "Hum-WHAT?" 

It doesn't make any fucking sense. 

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#141

What's the deal with the Jeep commercials with this Can I Get A Connection/One Direction group? Are they really famous now? Or is Jeep trying to make them famous? That song they keep playing is annoying as hell. 

#143

Drug commercials suck, especially the ones that use songs from the 1970s. The fatass from the Toujeo commercial who dances and struts everywhere is fucking awful.

#146
9 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Laura loves you, and you're doing a great job. 

Can't that bitch use the cell phone that is probably in her hand 99% of the time to call him and tell him that?

#148
On 8/11/2018 at 11:20 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

The messy-bearded Verizon guy needs punched, repeatedly, in the throat, that way he can no longer talk and make those horrible commercials.

One of the families this annoying fuck keeps walking up on in the park needs to knock him the fuck out.

#149

I cannot hit the mute button fast enough on the Mitsubishi rapper sales guy.  Someone punch him, please.

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